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nayr626
05/26/17 2:20:38 AM
#1:


I thought it was a blister, but and I tried to pop it but it's still hurts.

It's circumference is the size of a pen cap (not disposable ones, like a Pilot V7). What do I do?
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ShinigamiSoul
05/26/17 2:22:34 AM
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How long has it been there?
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nayr626
05/26/17 2:23:05 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
How long has it been there?


I just noticed it today while taking a shower.
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TheVipaGTS
05/26/17 2:23:51 AM
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even if its nothing it won't hurt to get it checked out just in case.
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Verdekal
05/26/17 2:25:13 AM
#5:


Better safe than sorry.
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Harpie
05/26/17 2:25:14 AM
#6:


Could it be razor burn?
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nayr626
05/26/17 2:26:04 AM
#7:


TheVipaGTS posted...
even if its nothing it won't hurt to get it checked out just in case.


I'll try and go to urgent care in the morning.

It's almost midnight don't want to go the emergency room.
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nayr626
05/26/17 2:26:51 AM
#8:


Verdekal posted...
Better safe than sorry.


:(.

Harpie posted...
Could it be razor burn?


No I haven't shaved down there for like a month...
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Harpie
05/26/17 2:28:24 AM
#9:


nayr626 posted...
Harpie posted...
Could it be razor burn?

No I haven't shaved down there for like a month...

Hmm I dunno then. Sometimes after I shave the downstairs I get those bumps.
Ah well, just hop on over to the clinic in the morning I guess
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nayr626
05/26/17 2:33:14 AM
#10:


Harpie posted...
nayr626 posted...
Harpie posted...
Could it be razor burn?

No I haven't shaved down there for like a month...

Hmm I dunno then. Sometimes after I shave the downstairs I get those bumps.
Ah well, just hop on over to the clinic in the morning I guess
good luck


It should be alright.

I think Brutal made a topic about you <_<.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75387831
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nayr626
05/26/17 3:24:08 AM
#11:


Holy shit it's swelled up and the size of a dime now..

Hopefully it's just an infection...
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Spherticus
05/26/17 3:24:54 AM
#12:


who the fuck shaves their sack with a razor
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nayr626
05/26/17 3:26:43 AM
#13:


Spherticus posted...
who the fuck shaves their sack with a razor


It's not that bad if you don't have a lot of hair.

You just lightly go over it.

It's right above the testicle anyways..I just said balls because it's not on the penis.
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Spherticus
05/26/17 3:27:24 AM
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nayr626 posted...
Spherticus posted...
who the fuck shaves their sack with a razor


It's not that bad if you don't have a lot of hair.

You just lightly go over it.

It's right above the testicle anyways..I just said balls because it's not on the penis.



wat
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thronedfire2
05/26/17 3:27:55 AM
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Spherticus posted...
who the fuck shaves their sack with a razor


What else would you shave it with
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Spherticus
05/26/17 3:28:45 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Spherticus posted...
who the fuck shaves their sack with a razor


What else would you shave it with



i use a trimmer
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nayr626
05/26/17 3:28:56 AM
#17:


Spherticus posted...
wat


The lump is above the testicles, but not on the shaft...
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thronedfire2
05/26/17 3:29:31 AM
#18:


Spherticus posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Spherticus posted...
who the fuck shaves their sack with a razor


What else would you shave it with



i use a trimmer


I tried that once and a hair got caught and ripped out
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Spherticus
05/26/17 3:29:38 AM
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nayr626 posted...
Spherticus posted...
wat


The lump is above the testicles, but not on the shaft...




but how do you not slice your balls open with a razor
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nayr626
05/26/17 3:31:32 AM
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Spherticus posted...
but how do you not slice your balls open with a razor


What type of razor do you use?

Lather them up, and then gently go over them like you were petting a dog.

Also you can use a Womens razor as well if you're that concerned..
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MabusIncarnate
05/26/17 3:32:13 AM
#21:


Didn't expect to get so much good information on ball shaving when I entered this thread.
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MakoReizei
05/26/17 3:32:17 AM
#22:


it's ball cancer.

RIP tc
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Spherticus
05/26/17 3:32:52 AM
#23:


nayr626 posted...
Spherticus posted...
but how do you not slice your balls open with a razor


What type of razor do you use?

Lather them up, and then gently go over them like you were petting a dog.



i dont use a razor.

and ive never pet a dog with one, either
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thronedfire2
05/26/17 3:33:43 AM
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Women's razors work the best for shaving down there btw.
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Spherticus
05/26/17 3:34:07 AM
#25:


thronedfire2 posted...
Women's razors work the best for shaving down there btw.



but wont that mean im gay?
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nayr626
05/26/17 3:39:47 AM
#26:


I think it's this.

Varicocele.

Anyways I'm tired of looking at balls on the internet, I'm gonna try and head to bed.
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FF_Redux
05/26/17 3:44:26 AM
#27:


Is is red, swollen, increased heat and/or painful to the touch? Go to the doctor.
Do you have fever?
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nayr626
05/26/17 4:34:32 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Is is red, swollen, increased heat and/or painful to the touch? Go to the doctor.
Do you have fever?


Red
Left Testicle seems swollen.
Not painful.

Checked my temperature using a forehead thermometer and I'm running cold at 94 degrees.

Urgent care opens at 6 hours from now, and I can't sleep.
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Kaiganeer
05/26/17 4:37:37 AM
#29:


there's an alien in yo nuts, son
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FF_Redux
05/26/17 5:39:59 AM
#30:


nayr626 posted...
forehead thermometer and I'm running cold at 94 degrees.


Throw that away it's a scam and no science backs it up. Get an ear thermometer instead. Don't think you have fever, but yeah. the forehead thermometer just senses the skin temp, not internal body temp. Ear is the better option.

Anyway, I think you should go to the doctor yeah.
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lilJoe457
05/26/17 5:46:31 AM
#31:


Does it feel like you're dragging your balls when you walk? And maybe it's just a pimple. Sometimes I get pimples in nasty places. In grown ones at that.

I'd rather not say where I've gotten some.
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nayr626
05/26/17 6:11:50 AM
#32:


FF_Redux posted...
nayr626 posted...
forehead thermometer and I'm running cold at 94 degrees.


Throw that away it's a scam and no science backs it up. Get an ear thermometer instead. Don't think you have fever, but yeah. the forehead thermometer just senses the skin temp, not internal body temp. Ear is the better option.

Anyway, I think you should go to the doctor yeah.


Okay gonna go to the urgent care when they open.

I recently switched bi polar medication, and I mentioned to my doctor that I have been growing facial hair and body hair a lot faster. He said the new medicine might be combatting the prophylactin side effect of the old one.

So maybe that has something to do with it. Should I mention it?

lilJoe457 posted...
Does it feel like you're dragging your balls when you walk? And maybe it's just a pimple. Sometimes I get pimples in nasty places. In grown ones at that.

I'd rather not say where I've gotten some.


I tried popping it with a needle already.

There's two distinct pockets above my lef testicle, and my left testical seems swollen. My right one is receding a bit. This isn't the first time I've had testicle issues sadly :(.
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Chicken
05/26/17 6:16:09 AM
#33:


Relax you're just growing a third ball.
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nayr626
05/26/17 6:18:36 AM
#34:


Chicken posted...
Relax you're just growing a third ball.

Really?

Is that sought after like a third boob?
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nayr626
05/26/17 8:23:51 AM
#35:


Damn 2 more hours.

It's right above the seam of the left testicle, and it pertrudes outward by the shaft . Lump is now an 1/2 inch in length.

Hopefully it just an abscess..I'm scared :(. Should I go to the Emergency Room instead of the Urgent Care?
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Spherticus
05/26/17 9:19:34 AM
#36:


nayr626 posted...
Damn 2 more hours.

It's right above the seam of the left testicle, and it pertrudes outward by the shaft . Lump is now an 1/2 inch in length.

Hopefully it just an abscess..I'm scared :(. Should I go to the Emergency Room instead of the Urgent Care?



you should let me cut it off
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voldothegr8
05/26/17 9:20:45 AM
#37:


Probably a developing zip you squeezed too early, I'll occasionally get one on the sack.
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eston
05/26/17 9:25:53 AM
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nayr626
05/26/17 10:30:18 AM
#39:


Abcess that needs to be drained.

No surgery today, might need surgery if it persists or grows larger. Waiting for it to be drained, and I'll receive antibiotics.

This was a mild adventure.
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Khalpz
05/26/17 10:30:43 AM
#40:


Pop that shit

Stab it with a sewing scissor
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nayr626
05/26/17 10:33:14 AM
#41:


Khalpz posted...
Pop that shit

Stab it with a sewing scissor


They're going to do it with a scalpel.

And it's right above my testicle, so if I did it myself I'd probably screw it up.
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Gojak_v3
05/26/17 10:33:22 AM
#42:


thronedfire2 posted...
I tried that once and a hair got caught and ripped out


Oil the blades beforehand.
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nayr626
05/26/17 10:34:38 AM
#43:


I actually shaved down there since it's been a month <_<.
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glitteringfairy
05/26/17 10:47:35 AM
#44:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Didn't expect to get so much good information on ball shaving when I entered this thread.

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Coolppl Owns
05/26/17 10:48:33 AM
#45:


its a pimple
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nayr626
05/26/17 11:40:52 AM
#46:


So gross.

Hot lady doctor did the procedure though <_<.
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lilJoe457
05/26/17 5:51:14 PM
#47:


Did you get wood?
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05/26/17 5:56:14 PM
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Cartwheel_Kick
05/26/17 6:11:30 PM
#49:


nayr626 posted...
Abcess that needs to be drained.

No surgery today, might need surgery if it persists or grows larger. Waiting for it to be drained, and I'll receive antibiotics.

This was a mild adventure.


I suppose it could have been much worse. I'm happy for you and your balls TC
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EverDownward
05/26/17 6:12:16 PM
#50:


It's terminal
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