Current Events > Two more days of school. I haven't missed a single day.

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Patty_Fleur
05/24/17 8:53:53 PM
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I should get a reward.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/24/17 8:54:42 PM
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You did. It's called an education.
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_Rinku_
05/24/17 8:57:09 PM
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At my school, they gave out perfect attendance awards. I never got one. Like, you never had to go to the dentist or anything during the week?
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Patty_Fleur
05/24/17 8:57:53 PM
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I guess I should have clarified that I'm a teacher
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Medz1986
05/24/17 8:59:17 PM
#5:


A salary
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Patty_Fleur
05/24/17 9:01:43 PM
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Medz1986 posted...
A salary


I get 800 dollars for missing no days.
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TheDarkCircle
05/24/17 9:26:39 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Medz1986 posted...
A salary


I get 800 dollars for missing no days.


Do you get to roll over your unused vacation days? If so are you planning on banking them into an eventual sabbatical?
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OrangeShirt
05/24/17 9:35:55 PM
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Only holidays, weekends, snow days and in service days to keep you sane. You deserve a medal, not just $800.
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IllegalAlien
05/24/17 9:36:31 PM
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We used to get like $50 in elementary school for perfect attendance.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/24/17 9:44:23 PM
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How hard is it really to be a teacher? I mean I have ZERO patience with anything, but even if I could get passed that, what's the biggest issue? The parents? FUCK THEM. If they think i'm doing a bad job then they can drag their filthy asses for the next class so I can stay home.
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