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daftpunk_mk5 05/23/17 1:19:45 PM #1:	Getting married Saturday. Never worn one so idk what to get. I am 9" long, if I need to get the XL --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879657849] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Getting married Saturday. Never worn one so idk what to get. I am 9" long, if I need to get the XL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 05/23/17 1:20:55 PM #2:	Why would getting married make you need to start using condoms? Or is this a joke topic? --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:879657911] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Why would getting married make you need to start using condoms? Or is this a joke topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Canuklehead 05/23/17 1:21:44 PM #3:	Only 9"? Jesus, do they even make any that small? <cite>Canuklehead posted [p:879657951] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Only 9"? Jesus, do they even make any that small?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/23/17 1:22:23 PM #4:	Iodine posted... Why would getting married make you need to start using condoms? Or is this a joke topic? >_> Think about it --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879657988] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>Iodine posted...</cite> <quote>Why would getting married make you need to start using condoms? Or is this a joke topic?</quote> >_> Think about it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/23/17 1:22:31 PM #5:	Just get one of the spray-on types --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:879658000] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Just get one of the spray-on types</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/23/17 1:23:23 PM #6:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... Iodine posted... Why would getting married make you need to start using condoms? Or is this a joke topic? >_> Think about it Ah, already planning on cheating on your wife. You player you --- Did I amuse you? <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:879658056] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Iodine posted...</cite> <quote>Why would getting married make you need to start using condoms? Or is this a joke topic?</quote> >_> Think about it</quote> Ah, already planning on cheating on your wife. You player you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/23/17 1:24:07 PM #7:	TC cant even wait 4 days FML. he won't even need a condom. on topic, get the magnum condom's. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:879658114] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>TC cant even wait 4 days FML. he won't even need a condom. on topic, get the magnum condom's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 05/23/17 1:25:08 PM #8:	i heard a plastic bag works --- "This is why you always use gender neutral pronouns like xir/xim/zxir" - REMercsChamp <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:879658169] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>i heard a plastic bag works</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/23/17 1:26:58 PM #9:	Old NoiseTank posted... i heard a plastic bag works Id only advise that if you're out of milky way wrappers --- Did I amuse you? <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:879658276] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>i heard a plastic bag works</quote> Id only advise that if you're out of milky way wrappers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/23/17 1:27:40 PM #10:	Extra small --- I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:879658323] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Extra small</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 05/23/17 1:28:04 PM #11:	The spray ons are pretty good --- You have to be high to understand Jon Stewart, he is pinker than an Indian river grapefruit.-Stephen Colbert <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:879658352] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>The spray ons are pretty good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 05/23/17 1:28:30 PM #12:	Pringle can or bust...raw --- "I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees." https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:879658383] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Pringle can or bust...raw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FluttershyPony 05/23/17 1:28:48 PM #13:	>9 inches head to the kids section peewee. <cite>FluttershyPony posted [p:879658402] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>>9 inches head to the kids section peewee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterPengy 05/23/17 1:33:49 PM #15:	This kind should work well for you, TC: https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/369806/450.jpg --- Bosses are immune to the eat command so it won't be possible to end the final boss fight of the game by eating it. -VeghEsther <cite>MisterPengy posted [p:879658710] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>This kind should work well for you, TC: https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/369806/450.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/23/17 2:19:48 PM #16:	do I want spermicidal condoms? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879661640] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>do I want spermicidal condoms?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrZAP17 05/23/17 2:23:27 PM #17:	Old NoiseTank posted... i heard a plastic bag works Be sure to apply to the head. <cite>MrZAP17 posted [p:879661887] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>i heard a plastic bag works</quote> Be sure to apply to the head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 05/23/17 2:25:23 PM #18:	Lol --- http://i.imgtc.com/zPvnLh0.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:879662015] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/23/17 2:38:55 PM #19:	Old NoiseTank posted... i heard a plastic bag works How about saran wrap? --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879662839] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>i heard a plastic bag works</quote> How about saran wrap?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hey 05/23/17 2:39:58 PM #20:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... Old NoiseTank posted... i heard a plastic bag works How about saran wrap? Tissue paper --- You betta watch out, you betta not cry, you betta not pout im telling you why Here we go Steelers, here we go, Pittsburghs goin to the Super Bowl! Hey Day 5-10 <cite>Hey posted [p:879662903] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>i heard a plastic bag works</quote> How about saran wrap?</quote> Tissue paper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/23/17 5:36:52 PM #21:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... do I want spermicidal condoms? no you don't, it will burn when it comes out :(. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:879674259] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote>do I want spermicidal condoms?</quote> no you don't, it will burn when it comes out :(.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 05/23/17 5:38:09 PM #22:	Lelo Hex. Wife bought them and they are legit. Might be a little pricier but well worth it. And it's kinda strange you didn't use condoms when you weren't married but will be using them when you are married. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:879674341] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Lelo Hex. Wife bought them and they are legit. Might be a little pricier but well worth it. And it's kinda strange you didn't use condoms when you weren't married but will be using them when you are married.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Albel-Nox 05/23/17 5:44:04 PM #23:	fenderbender321 posted... I like to buy monster condoms for my magnum dong Make sure it's peeking out your wallet whenever you go to pay. <cite>Albel-Nox posted [p:879674673] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I like to buy monster condoms for my magnum dong</quote> Make sure it's peeking out your wallet whenever you go to pay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/24/17 9:19:34 AM #24:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... Lelo Hex. Wife bought them and they are legit. Might be a little pricier but well worth it. And it's kinda strange you didn't use condoms when you weren't married but will be using them when you are married. It's because I'm saving sex for marriage >_____> --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879711651] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>Lelo Hex. Wife bought them and they are legit. Might be a little pricier but well worth it. And it's kinda strange you didn't use condoms when you weren't married but will be using them when you are married.</quote> It's because I'm saving sex for marriage >_____></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 05/24/17 9:21:48 AM #25:	Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:879711737] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/24/17 2:55:51 PM #26:	stone posted... Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes. Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879729993] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes.</quote> Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 05/24/17 2:58:49 PM #27:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... stone posted... Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes. Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day. So? Honestly it shows you how nothing about sex if you think a vagina feels the same as your hand. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:879730174] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes.</quote> Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day.</quote> So? Honestly it shows you how nothing about sex if you think a vagina feels the same as your hand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 05/24/17 3:13:36 PM #28:	Don't use them. My wife and I haven't used condoms in 10 years. Bareback is the best. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac <cite>Esrac posted [p:879731003] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Don't use them. My wife and I haven't used condoms in 10 years. Bareback is the best.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/24/17 10:26:46 PM #29:	stone posted... daftpunk_mk5 posted... stone posted... Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes. Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day. So? Honestly it shows you how nothing about sex if you think a vagina feels the same as your hand. Well no shit considering I already said I haven't had sex before --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879756611] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes.</quote> Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day.</quote> So? Honestly it shows you how nothing about sex if you think a vagina feels the same as your hand.</quote> Well no shit considering I already said I haven't had sex before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 05/24/17 10:28:16 PM #30:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... stone posted... daftpunk_mk5 posted... stone posted... Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes. Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day. So? Honestly it shows you how nothing about sex if you think a vagina feels the same as your hand. Well no shit considering I already said I haven't had sex before Yeah but just because you jerk off 6 times a day doesn't mean you'll last long once you get the real deal. Also.. seriously? 6 times? Might want to slow down on that or you won't even be able to get it up at all. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:879756692] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Doesn't matter what kind you'll finish within minutes.</quote> Doubt it bro. I deed 6 times a day.</quote> So? Honestly it shows you how nothing about sex if you think a vagina feels the same as your hand.</quote> Well no shit considering I already said I haven't had sex before</quote> Yeah but just because you jerk off 6 times a day doesn't mean you'll last long once you get the real deal. Also.. seriously? 6 times? Might want to slow down on that or you won't even be able to get it up at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 05/26/17 10:43:39 PM #31:	Ended up trying on the trojan xtacy and the magnum xl. The xtacy was extremely tight and physically painful, the magnum fit fine. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:879884091] in What kind ... [t:75378202]...</cite> <quote>Ended up trying on the trojan xtacy and the magnum xl. The xtacy was extremely tight and physically painful, the magnum fit fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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