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Trayvon
05/19/17 5:58:16 AM
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I've paid this girl for used socks and used boots. She's stunningly hot.

Thing is, I have crazy sexual deviances such as a poop and urine fetish. Not my own but from another girl.

inb4 speak to a therapist/psychiatrist

I've already done that and they say provided it isn't affecting my life, it's okay.

She agreed to hand me a bag of her faeces. The problem is, how do I know I'm not consuming dog urine and dog shit? Human poop is safe so long as the person isn't infected but dog shit can give you tapeworms, kidney problems and blindness.
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exvampire
05/19/17 6:00:48 AM
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Don't eat shit, come on man.
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WilliamPorygon
05/19/17 6:01:12 AM
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wtf?!
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solosnake
05/19/17 6:01:51 AM
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You have to have poop directly into your mouth. its the only way to be sure
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shnangyboos
05/19/17 6:10:12 AM
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There's no way to buy bags of piss and shit without getting ripped off.
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StarReaper13
05/19/17 6:44:29 AM
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Ask her to send a video for proof I guess.
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Cartwheel_Kick
05/19/17 7:39:41 AM
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if adam and eve could read this topic they surely would have slit their own throats to prevent the future of the human race
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Turtlebread
05/19/17 7:41:57 AM
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GOATSLAYER
05/19/17 7:45:11 AM
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That's disgusting and sick. There are probably websites and communities devoted to this stuff though, so maybe you should talk to people on there about it
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Monolith1676
05/19/17 7:46:06 AM
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.....you can't send piss or shit in the mail.
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GOATSLAYER
05/19/17 7:46:57 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
.....you can't send piss or shit in the mail.

I'm pretty sure people have mailed shit to Idubbz before
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CoolBeansAvi
05/19/17 7:47:45 AM
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Good morning, CE
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Monolith1676
05/19/17 7:48:12 AM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
.....you can't send piss or shit in the mail.

I'm pretty sure people have mailed shit to Idubbz before


Some may have gone through, but it is still illegal since it is considered hazardous material.
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/19/17 4:21:05 PM
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inb4 doesn't work on me. You need to see a therapist. And I don't mean see a therapist poop or pee, you need to seek help.
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G_G
05/19/17 4:21:16 PM
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what the fuck lmao
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Bishop9800
05/19/17 4:24:05 PM
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Damm, no wonder why TC is a shit poster.
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Tappor
05/19/17 4:27:35 PM
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10/10 shitpost TC
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Behaviorism
05/19/17 4:31:40 PM
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Trayvon
05/19/17 5:57:40 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
inb4 doesn't work on me. You need to see a therapist. And I don't mean see a therapist poop or pee, you need to seek help.


I have. I said in the op. they basically said if it isn't affecting my life then it's ok.
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JE19426
05/19/17 6:03:05 PM
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Trayvon posted...
I have. I said in the op. they basically said if it isn't affecting my life then it's ok.


And getting tapeworms and kidney problems isn't effecting your life?
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