Current Events > You're trapped in an elevator with Trump, Putin, Erdogan, and Kim Jong-un.

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Solar_Crimson
05/18/17 7:03:33 PM
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Maze_
05/18/17 7:05:22 PM
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Get out my phone and play video games
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Electrokinesis
05/18/17 7:06:37 PM
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Stand around awkwardly, I assume.
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creativerealms
05/18/17 7:08:44 PM
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Punch one of them point to another and say "he did it" then duck quickly to the floor and watch the fight.
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Hash-Brown
05/18/17 7:11:03 PM
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M-Watcher
05/18/17 7:12:22 PM
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Do stuff on my phone, preferably sitting in a corner, most likely near Trump as he's the least violently insane of them (Accidentally offending any of the other three probably is a death sentence once we're out of the elevator. Putin is the most immediate danger due to his physicality.). If needed, appeal to Trump's narcissism, at least giving me someone to talk to.
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KILBOTz
05/18/17 7:14:00 PM
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I fart, accuse Kim Jong Un of setting of a dirty bomb and that leads to war since Trump gets confused.
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KookyCouture
05/18/17 7:14:08 PM
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fart profusely
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scoobydoobydont
05/18/17 7:16:02 PM
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Ask Trump why if he's going to be an evil dick bag, he isn't a competent evil dick bag like the other three at least.
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glitteringfairy
05/18/17 7:19:37 PM
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Are we assuming we all speak the language? I would just strike up a conversation and see how it goes. I would really enjoy talking with Kim because let's face it, him and North Korea are definitely the most mysterious. I'd love to see what kinda person he is behind the facade.
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Steelix500
05/18/17 7:21:50 PM
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Just chill out I guess.
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BIackest_Night
05/18/17 7:23:18 PM
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Wonder where Duterte is
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GOATSLAYER
05/18/17 7:24:37 PM
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Play BS with them and talk about girls
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Hicks233
05/18/17 7:24:56 PM
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Chat with Putin. I've been curious for years what he's like to talk with casually. More seriously I'd be interested to hear what he would like for Russia in the future, it's identity and culture. I'm pretty sure he speaks English.

Kim studied at an English language school in Switzerland if I remember rightly so I'd be curious to talk with him also, I'd ask him to explain some of the differences in Korean as a language either side of the border and just try to get to know the guy.

Trump, I'm not particularly curious to get to know the guy. He's a Yank, he's a billionaire but aside from that I honestly don't see the appeal to the guy.
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slothica
05/18/17 7:26:20 PM
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I immediately make friends with Putin.

I don't like the guy at all, but I find that in most situations, making friends with the most threatening person in the room at least temporarily keeps you safe in a worst-case scenario.
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StarReaper13
05/18/17 7:29:30 PM
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Ask them about how they were like at my age, and if they were to have a different occupation what they would choose.
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Hicks233
05/18/17 7:32:03 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
Ask them about how they were like at my age, and if they were to have a different occupation what they would choose.

Kim was meant to be obsessed with basketball as a youngster, could be interesting to find out what he would have liked to have done.
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scoobydoobydont
05/18/17 10:37:23 PM
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slothica posted...
I immediately make friends with Putin.

I don't like the guy at all, but I find that in most situations, making friends with the most threatening person in the room at least temporarily keeps you safe in a worst-case scenario.


He's an elderly manlet, he's not that dangerous while you're all in the elevator. Don't be fooled by internet memes. Afterwards, yeah.
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Soviet_Shurima
05/18/17 10:45:50 PM
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play basketball with kim using putin's tiny shoe as a ball and trumps wig as a net
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Hash-Brown
05/18/17 11:15:58 PM
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scoobydoobydont posted...
slothica posted...
I immediately make friends with Putin.

I don't like the guy at all, but I find that in most situations, making friends with the most threatening person in the room at least temporarily keeps you safe in a worst-case scenario.


He's an elderly manlet, he's not that dangerous while you're all in the elevator. Don't be fooled by internet memes. Afterwards, yeah.

You do realize Putin was KGB/Special Forces?
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Soviet_Shurima
05/18/17 11:16:30 PM
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Hash-Brown posted...
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Hash-Brown
05/18/17 11:28:06 PM
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Soviet_Shurima posted...
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was

I guarantee he could still beat the shit out of most people with no problem.
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SuperNamekGod
05/18/17 11:29:37 PM
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Strike up a conversation in a language that Un doesn't know and start making fat jokes with Erdo and Putin. The whole time in the elevator we'd be dying of laughter, while Kim will be confused the whole time.
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gunplagirl
05/18/17 11:38:23 PM
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I would maga all of them
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Zack_Attackv1
05/18/17 11:39:17 PM
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King Rial
05/18/17 11:42:42 PM
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BIackest_Night posted...
Wonder where Duterte is

Plot twist. YOU we're Duterte all along!
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scoobydoobydont
05/18/17 11:43:58 PM
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Hash-Brown posted...
scoobydoobydont posted...
slothica posted...
I immediately make friends with Putin.

I don't like the guy at all, but I find that in most situations, making friends with the most threatening person in the room at least temporarily keeps you safe in a worst-case scenario.


He's an elderly manlet, he's not that dangerous while you're all in the elevator. Don't be fooled by internet memes. Afterwards, yeah.

You do realize Putin was KGB/Special Forces?


Sure, decades ago. Means nothing now.
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Hash-Brown
05/18/17 11:47:48 PM
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scoobydoobydont posted...

Sure, decades ago. Means nothing now.

How not? He still trains regularly and is still in great shape. He didn't magically become some frail old man that forgot his training. That shit is muscle memory.
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electricbugs2
05/18/17 11:51:19 PM
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Probably just shoot the shit with Putin about hockey tbqh.
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scoobydoobydont
05/19/17 12:09:10 AM
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Hash-Brown posted...
He still trains regularly and is still in great shape.


He's over 60. No one over 60 is in great shape, they're in great shape... for an old person.

He didn't magically become some frail old man that forgot his training.


Aging definitely isn't magical, you're right about that.
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marthsheretoo
05/19/17 12:24:39 AM
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Livetweet to the world.
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MaverickXeo
05/19/17 12:27:21 AM
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If they all speak english; Id like to talk to them. I love learning about people, so Id enjoy hearing their stories.
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ElatedVenusaur
05/19/17 12:29:21 AM
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Blow up the elevator or attempt to otherwise make it impossible to survive within it.
The world would be better without them.
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Hash-Brown
05/19/17 12:49:05 AM
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scoobydoobydont posted...
No one over 60 is in great shape, they're in great shape... for an old person.

Someone here doesn't remember Jack LaLanne.
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WWEPropaganda
05/19/17 7:16:34 AM
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I'd ask them if they think that Breezango can defeat the Usos for WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship this Sunday at Backlash.

EvNhoq5

The Usos have looked better than ever after adopting a no-nonsense meanstreak but at the same time you gotta believe Breezango have never looked better and have new found confidence as well as a tag team acumen like no other.

It would be interesting to get the different perspectives
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