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Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:11:49 PM #1:	Her name is Molly Palm and she has 5 sisters. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879347934] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Her name is Molly Palm and she has 5 sisters.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 05/18/17 2:12:28 PM #2:	Ok but that's not your ex. Dump her --- Moist <cite>Tappor posted [p:879347970] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Ok but that's not your ex. Dump her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluster 05/18/17 2:12:38 PM #3:	the joke is that its your hand --- The artist formerly known as Luster_Sly http://i.imgur.com/svnvY.jpg <cite>Bluster posted [p:879347980] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>the joke is that its your hand</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WizardPowers 05/18/17 2:12:47 PM #4:	despite the lame joke every girl I've ever met named molly was a huge bitch It's a shame because I really like the name. --- http://i.imgur.com/FS3aeNW.png <cite>WizardPowers posted [p:879347990] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>despite the lame joke every girl I've ever met named molly was a huge bitch It's a shame because I really like the name.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:14:24 PM #5:	My ex doesn't even want me. She says she loves me but is not in love with me. I am accepting the fact I will probably never get another girlfriend again. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879348100] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>My ex doesn't even want me. She says she loves me but is not in love with me. I am accepting the fact I will probably never get another girlfriend again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:15:51 PM #6:	Not a lame joke. It is a classic. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879348198] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Not a lame joke. It is a classic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 05/18/17 2:17:13 PM #7:	Oh.... I get it now.... Hahahaha... Please submit an account closure form. --- Moist <cite>Tappor posted [p:879348283] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Oh.... I get it now.... Hahahaha... Please submit an account closure form.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Roxborough4Ever 05/18/17 2:17:15 PM #8:	I know her sister Rosey --- You feast on red herring because it is your birthright. <cite>Roxborough4Ever posted [p:879348285] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>I know her sister Rosey</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:18:08 PM #9:	I wish I could. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879348353] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>I wish I could.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:54:56 PM #10:	Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879350772] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 05/18/17 2:55:34 PM #11:	Did you put her batteries in ? --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:879350805] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Did you put her batteries in ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:57:19 PM #12:	E32005 posted... Did you put her batteries in ? No, I brought the air pump. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879350923] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote><cite>E32005 posted...</cite> <quote>Did you put her batteries in ?</quote> No, I brought the air pump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/18/17 2:57:27 PM #13:	Monolith1676 posted... Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double. match.com --- I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:879350933] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote>Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.</quote> match.com</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 2:59:11 PM #14:	Turbam posted... Monolith1676 posted... Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double. match.com I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879351054] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote>Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.</quote> match.com</quote> I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/18/17 3:06:55 PM #15:	Monolith1676 posted... Turbam posted... Monolith1676 posted... Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double. match.com I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me. okcupid.com --- I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:879351539] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote>Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.</quote> match.com</quote> I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me.</quote> okcupid.com</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 3:12:59 PM #16:	Turbam posted... Monolith1676 posted... Turbam posted... Monolith1676 posted... Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double. match.com I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me. okcupid.com I wouldn't even know where to begin with a dating site. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879351953] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote>Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.</quote> match.com</quote> I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me.</quote> okcupid.com</quote> I wouldn't even know where to begin with a dating site.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ampelas 05/18/17 3:15:52 PM #17:	Monolith1676 posted... Turbam posted... Monolith1676 posted... Turbam posted... Monolith1676 posted... Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double. match.com I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me. okcupid.com I wouldn't even know where to begin with a dating site. Are you not good looking then? <cite>Ampelas posted [p:879352139] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Monolith1676 posted...</cite> <quote>Quick! Someone get me a hot girlfriend on the double.</quote> match.com</quote> I want a girlfriend that I do not meet online. I want a girl to like me when they see me, not have to talk to me first, then see me and not like me.</quote> okcupid.com</quote> I wouldn't even know where to begin with a dating site.</quote> Are you not good looking then?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 3:16:53 PM #18:	Personally I think I am hot shit, but in reality I am an ugly giant who is also fat. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879352196] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Personally I think I am hot shit, but in reality I am an ugly giant who is also fat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/18/17 3:18:14 PM #19:	Ask her if she knows my ex, Handgela.... <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:879352262] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Ask her if she knows my ex, Handgela....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 3:19:52 PM #20:	That is a good one. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879352374] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>That is a good one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/18/17 4:33:19 PM #21:	Also girls don't like guys who blast death metal at insane volumes while they drive. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879357267] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Also girls don't like guys who blast death metal at insane volumes while they drive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 05/19/17 2:00:46 AM #22:	Fuck! Now my ex from 10 years ago says I confuse her, but she won't tell me why and she will tell me eventually. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:879388915] in I got a ne... [t:75360256]...</cite> <quote>Fuck! Now my ex from 10 years ago says I confuse her, but she won't tell me why and she will tell me eventually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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