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Grand Kirby 05/16/17 9:06:12 PM #1: |
That said you wouldn't otherwise have any ill-effects or feel uncomfortable by carrying around a half-ton of feces with you. Let's say it's magic. --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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swordz9 05/16/17 9:17:33 PM #2: |
That sounds miserable. An entire year of poop coming out at once would probably mean spending several days or more on the toilet until you were done.
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bryans7 05/16/17 9:20:20 PM #3: |
No, not unless I had an industrial-strength toilet that wasn't going to give out after the first hour.
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Wanglicious 05/16/17 9:24:08 PM #4: |
i'm not sure what would die first, me or the toilet.
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mnkboy907 05/16/17 9:25:12 PM #5: |
You guys realize you can flush your toilet in the middle of a poop, right.
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Wanglicious 05/16/17 9:28:08 PM #6: |
that depends on how fast the poop comes out and how high up into the air the release launches me.
the amount of compressed air in your butt would make you have literally fart jetpacks as you shit all over the place. if it's all to come out in one go ASAP, you'd be with the birds. --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/16/17 9:29:38 PM #7: |
Like, in one push over the amount of time all the poops during the year would be?
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MZero11 05/16/17 9:38:08 PM #8: |
I'm going to decline regardless because I enjoy my pooping time. Get some reading done, play some games, just relax
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Wanglicious 05/16/17 9:38:21 PM #9: |
also you probably do need to angle your shit. even if you were to shit in a giant hole or something, if you were to fall straight back down you'd... literally fall into fecal quicksand.
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paperwarior 05/16/17 9:44:47 PM #10: |
As someone who doesn't like pooping, that sounds horrendous. What's even the upside? You also wouldn't have it as an indicator of sickness.
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lordloki12 05/16/17 9:50:28 PM #11: |
Unless my body is compressing it down to something the density of Nibbler's starship powering droppings I wouldn't know where my body would even hold a years worth of poop.
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Tom Bombadil 05/16/17 10:54:04 PM #12: |
it's bad enough when I miss a day or two
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Grand Kirby 05/17/17 1:11:13 AM #13: |
Also, I pulled that "half-ton" number out of my ass, no pun intended. It turns out the average person poops about 360 pounds per year. That's about 1/6th of a ton. If that makes a difference.
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Agent M 05/17/17 1:19:01 AM #14: |
Having to poop gives me an excuse to take a break at work, and I'm pretty sure over the course of a year you're going to spend like two days in the bathroom. Good luck with that. And continuous pooping over such a long period of time is more than likely to cause discomfort. I mean, eating crappy food can already do that to you on a normal bowel movement.
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foolm0r0n 05/17/17 1:30:58 AM #15: |
Can I choose when it is?
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lordloki12 05/17/17 1:40:15 AM #16: |
Yeah just verify the reviews before you book the trip. I'm sure the brochure looks amazing but I bet it is all rotted out huts and a 100 people squatting over the edge of a dock for a week straight.
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Phazon2000 05/17/17 2:02:46 AM #17: |
Op confirmed hates taking a shit. Go see a Doc.
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