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Darmik
05/16/17 8:41:19 PM
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ProbablySkye posted...
Lmfao.

But on a real note, why do half of you consider yourself ugly? I bet you're not, and looks shouldn't be this important to someone else... it should be about your personality. I always feel kind of sad to see so many people say they're too ugly to get a date, but even I think of myself as unattractive so I really can't say anything j guess.


Either they're ugly and they can't do literally a thing about it or it's their fault.
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SableWolfAngel
05/16/17 10:55:06 PM
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Conflict posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
TC is absolutely right. It's extremely difficult to get a girl to like you. Or even get a girl to just be your friend. They have such ridiculous standards. Even the fat ugly ones won't date a guy unless he meets all the criteria in the op.


What you ultimately don't realize is that this is an absolute joke topic designed to parody guys like you


Blamo.
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thronedfire2
05/16/17 11:22:25 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
how many people will bite?


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05/16/17 11:27:25 PM
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Kanaya413
05/17/17 12:33:58 AM
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krazychao5
05/17/17 10:22:18 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
krazychao5 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
There's enough salt in the OP to keep Morton in business for a millennium


Wouldn't that put Morton out of business?

Not if they partner together. He creates the salt, Morton packages and distributes. Win/win


There's no reason to partner with Morton in that situation. If you are creating salt with next to no cost of goods sold, you might as well start your own company and undercut the shit out of Morton's price.

But you need to build or outscoure packaging and distribution processes. It would be easier to just sell it to them and have them deal with all the logistics
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krazychao5
05/17/17 1:03:48 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
krazychao5 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
krazychao5 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
There's enough salt in the OP to keep Morton in business for a millennium


Wouldn't that put Morton out of business?

Not if they partner together. He creates the salt, Morton packages and distributes. Win/win


There's no reason to partner with Morton in that situation. If you are creating salt with next to no cost of goods sold, you might as well start your own company and undercut the shit out of Morton's price.

But you need to build or outscoure packaging and distribution processes. It would be easier to just sell it to them and have them deal with all the logistics


Easier, yes. But think about it...even if you have to spend money on packaging and distribution processes, you're still going to have the cost advantage. Salt mines are expensive to run when you consider all the personnel and equipment required, as well as things like regulations, property taxes, and more distribution costs.

So, you should be able to sell your salt for way less than Morton's. Or, you could spend more money on marketing your product, and just have slightly lower prices than Morton's. Of course, you will still be seeing massive profit margins as well, because your prices won't need to be ridiculously low. Cutting out the production costs will literally save you that much money.

Eventually, your salt company will take Morton's place as the world's foremost salt producer and supplier. Imagine if it was you...imagine a world where you would see krazychao5's Salt in grocery stores instead of Morton's Salt. I'll bet Morton got laid a bunch for being the salt guy. That could be you getting laid instead, as the new salt guy. I'm not saying you are salty. I'm just painting a theoretical scenario for discussion's sake.

Woah woah woah, TC is creating the salt. We'd have to pay him to get my name on it ;P

Distribution chains are expensive and unwieldy if you do not have the expertise and economies of scale. I'd say we could find a logistics partner instead of creating our own. I bet we could do some creative things with salt that can differentiate the product and make marketing easier.
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green butter
05/17/17 1:08:21 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...

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Tadamoto12
05/17/17 11:01:29 PM
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Conflict posted...
What you ultimately don't realize is that this is an absolute joke topic designed to parody guys like you

Whether it was a joke or not, he right.
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Ving_Rhames
05/17/17 11:03:57 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
What ever happened to just being a nice guy? I'm a nice guy and I can't get a girlfriend


your only notable personality trait is that youre "nice"

thats why you cant get a girlfriend
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