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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:18:15 AM
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My wife loves shit movies like Mythica and Albion the Enchanted Stallion.

Recommend me more movies I can watch with her that are fucking atrocious and make me drink.

I'm talking like Xena Warrior Princess quality of shit tier fantasy.

Thanks.
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EyeWontBeFooled
05/15/17 1:21:42 AM
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King Arthur
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:22:18 AM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
King Arthur

Good example, haven't seen it, but I can tell how lame it is already. Keep em coming.
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:22:28 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm talking like Xena Warrior Princess quality of shit tier fantasy.

Dungeons and Dragons Movie (there are two of them)
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electricbugs2
05/15/17 1:22:57 AM
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Druids
Dungeons and Dragons (Jeremy Irons one)
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Syncronous
05/15/17 1:22:59 AM
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Jupiter Ascending
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Undying
05/15/17 1:23:22 AM
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Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer's Curse
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:23:24 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm talking like Xena Warrior Princess quality of shit tier fantasy.

Dungeons and Dragons Movie (there are two of them)

Cool, I can imagine it's similar to Warcraft, which she loved, I thought was okay after nearly a full bottle of tequila.
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:23:55 AM
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Syncronous posted...
Jupiter Ascending

This one was so terrible, the space rollerblading werewolf, lmfao.
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Sabram
05/15/17 1:23:58 AM
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The 10th Kingdom.

It was originally a miniseries but was released as a movie later on. It's like six hours long.
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:26:16 AM
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oh

The Prince of Persia movie might also qualify for your needs
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:26:40 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Syncronous posted...
Jupiter Ascending

This one was so terrible, the space rollerblading werewolf, lmfao.

that shit was amazing.

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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:27:18 AM
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Sabram posted...
The 10th Kingdom.

It was originally a miniseries but was released as a movie later on. It's like six hours long.

Oh god, she loves this and has made me watch it twice. Perfect example of her taste.

I told her I was making this thread after she argued with me that "You don't like anything when I pick it" and I told her "I'm going to make a thread of the most shit tier fantasy movies and series, and let's see the replies and how many people agree with me".

I just told her the 10th Kingdom made the list and she's shocked and disheartened.
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Darmik
05/15/17 1:28:23 AM
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Bloodrayne

For some reason it's a fantasy movie
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DrizztLink
05/15/17 1:29:22 AM
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Sabram posted...
The 10th Kingdom.

It was originally a miniseries but was released as a movie later on. It's like six hours long.

I will fight you.
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:29:34 AM
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Oh

If you want to just jump straight to the worst fantasy movie ever made, check out Neverending Story 3.
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:29:49 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Legend

Tom Cruise? Another one she loves...

Never saw Bloodrayne or D&D, adding both to my list of personal torture
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:30:30 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Oh

If you want to just jump straight to the worst fantasy movie ever made, check out Neverending Story 3.

They made more than the first one?!?

I need the next two so bad, omg.
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:31:07 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
Oh

If you want to just jump straight to the worst fantasy movie ever made, check out Neverending Story 3.

They made more than the first one?!?

I need the next two so bad, omg.


No one needs 2 and no one wants 3.
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:31:57 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
Oh

If you want to just jump straight to the worst fantasy movie ever made, check out Neverending Story 3.

They made more than the first one?!?

I need the next two so bad, omg.


No one needs 2 and no one wants 3.

Oh it's happening, wrote it down and everything.
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:33:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
Oh

If you want to just jump straight to the worst fantasy movie ever made, check out Neverending Story 3.

They made more than the first one?!?

I need the next two so bad, omg.


No one needs 2 and no one wants 3.

Oh it's happening, wrote it down and everything.


You might want to buy a barrel of scotch to go along with those movies because the only amount of alcohol you can drink to enjoy them is the amount you need to drink to black out for 10 hours.
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:35:09 AM
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But Neverending Story, the original, is so good.

I can't see it taking such a decline in quality.
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ChromaticAngel
05/15/17 1:36:06 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
But Neverending Story, the original, is so good.

I can't see it taking such a decline in quality.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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MabusIncarnate
05/15/17 1:36:45 AM
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We are watching a movie called Albion the Enchanted Stallion right now, and it's so bad. Like worse than Tremors 4 and beyond.

Who comes up with this stuff?
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EyeWontBeFooled
05/15/17 3:41:37 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
We are watching a movie called Albion the Enchanted Stallion right now, and it's so bad. Like worse than Tremors 4 and beyond.

Who comes up with this stuff?

The kind of souls that would unleash a Tremors 5.

On topic: In the Name of the King series
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meestermj
05/15/17 3:46:32 AM
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The Black Knight
Tristan and Isolde (I actually like this one)
Stardust (like this one too)
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Sami1000
05/15/17 3:49:36 AM
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In the name of the king: Dungeon siege tale, by Uwe Boll.

Uwe Boll is nominated the WORST director there is, iirc. That movie is watchable, but cheesy, and cringe worthy at times. I have no fucking idea why Jason Statham and Ron Perlman agreed to act in that movie.
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Questionmarktarius
05/15/17 3:50:40 AM
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Flash Gordon.
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Sami1000
05/15/17 3:50:52 AM
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meestermj posted...
The Black Knight
Tristan and Isolde (I actually like this one)
Stardust (like this one too)


What the hell are you smoking if you found Stardust to be bad??? That movie was great. Hell, it even got very good reviews and has great cast.
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meestermj
05/15/17 3:53:27 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
meestermj posted...
The Black Knight
Tristan and Isolde (I actually like this one)
Stardust (like this one too)


What the hell are you smoking if you found Stardust to be bad??? That movie was great. Hell, it even got very good reviews and has great cast.

I've heard a lot of criticism about it. Mostly the cliche themes. Like I said, I personally really liked it.
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A5modeu5
05/15/17 4:52:34 AM
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Gamer99z
05/15/17 4:53:10 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Syncronous posted...
Jupiter Ascending

This one was so terrible, the space rollerblading werewolf, lmfao.

That sounds amazing.
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Turbam
05/15/17 4:54:49 AM
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It's not fantasy, but everyone needs to watch Hobo with a Shotgun at least once.
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Strider102
05/15/17 5:16:03 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMiki1g5o0E

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05/15/17 6:06:22 AM
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WafflehouseJK
05/15/17 6:19:15 AM
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Gods of Egypt
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Esrac
05/15/17 6:29:51 AM
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gamer167
05/15/17 6:32:09 AM
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The Hobbit series
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bknight
05/15/17 6:33:38 AM
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Labyrinth
Krull
Ladyhawke
Princess Bride
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NeoShadowhen
05/15/17 6:58:30 AM
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gamer167 posted...
The Hobbit series


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Sativa_Rose
05/15/17 6:59:15 AM
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bknight posted...
Princess Bride


What I was going to say

also this movie called Willow, but it's been many years since I have seen it so it might not be the right kind of movie
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Questionmarktarius
05/15/17 11:49:00 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
^Willow should definitely be the right kind of movie

The disc is rather expensive nowadays, because rights shenanigans.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/15/17 11:54:24 AM
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The Hobbit trilogy
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CrowTRobot
05/15/17 11:54:46 AM
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The Magic Sword
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ShadowElite86
05/15/17 11:56:22 AM
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Battlefield Earth
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Sabram
05/15/17 4:59:23 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Sabram posted...
The 10th Kingdom.

It was originally a miniseries but was released as a movie later on. It's like six hours long.

Oh god, she loves this and has made me watch it twice. Perfect example of her taste.

I told her I was making this thread after she argued with me that "You don't like anything when I pick it" and I told her "I'm going to make a thread of the most shit tier fantasy movies and series, and let's see the replies and how many people agree with me".

I just told her the 10th Kingdom made the list and she's shocked and disheartened.

Wow really? I only managed to sit through it once before.

Let's see... another really shit tier fantasy movie... Probably Wizards. It's an animated movie, and while when it came out it might have been good, these days the plot and voice acting is just laughable.

I also agree with the person who said Willow.
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