Current Events > Man, I just measured dick and I'm about half an inch less than average in length

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NerdVirgin
05/14/17 12:03:35 AM
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and .3 inches less in average girth when erect. I always knew I wasn't the biggest dude but damn, I thought I was at least average but now I feel small(er) now. I'm a NerdVirgin and I don't know how the average female would think about my dick or how it would feel when/if I put it in a girl. Help me feel better dudes.
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gamepimp12
05/14/17 12:04:39 AM
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Are you over weight ? , get into better shape .
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NerdVirgin
05/14/17 12:05:31 AM
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gamepimp12 posted...
Are you over weight ? , get into better shape .



I'm a skinny dude and 5'5"
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Turbam
05/14/17 12:06:42 AM
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Sorry man.
Just tell her you're 6 inches anyways.
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AcFan87
05/14/17 12:07:55 AM
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Ok. There's a silver lining to this.
Mine is gigantic, dinosauric, epic in scope, cylindrical circumference, and highest rated in customer satisfaction.

That should make everyone feel better.
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solosnake
05/14/17 12:09:22 AM
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Whats the average supposed to be anyway?
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Skye Reynolds
05/14/17 12:10:11 AM
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solosnake posted...
Whats the average supposed to be anyway?


7.5"
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NerdVirgin
05/14/17 12:10:49 AM
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solosnake posted...
Whats the average supposed to be anyway?



5.16 inches long, 4.59 inches for girth
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Turbam
05/14/17 12:12:33 AM
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NerdVirgin posted...
solosnake posted...
Whats the average supposed to be anyway?



5.16 inches long, 4.59 inches for girth

I thought it was 6 long 3 girth?
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solosnake
05/14/17 12:13:42 AM
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Hmm, Im 6.1 inches long and 5.75 girth, does that make me hung? Cause I feel small
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NerdVirgin
05/14/17 12:15:21 AM
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Turbam posted...
NerdVirgin posted...
solosnake posted...
Whats the average supposed to be anyway?



5.16 inches long, 4.59 inches for girth

I thought it was 6 long 3 girth?



just googled it. It depends on which sites and what study they use I guess
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jenningsnash313
05/14/17 12:16:05 AM
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AcFan87 posted...
Ok. There's a silver lining to this.
Mine is gigantic, dinosauric, epic in scope, cylindrical circumference, and highest rated in customer satisfaction.

That should make everyone feel better.

If I ever get a girlfriend, will you satisfy her needs for me?
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CommunismFTW
05/14/17 12:18:05 AM
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The average is supposed to be in the ballpark between 5.5-6.5 but it varies heavily by the subject. Don't even know about girth.

All I know is on the internet and all of CE, everyone is hung like stallions.
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NerdVirgin
05/14/17 12:21:27 AM
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I am around 4.65 inches long and 4.33 inch girth btw. If I take Viagra, do daily dick stretches, and shave my pubes I'd probably be 5 inches in length and a bit bigger girth. I wasn't really in the mood when I measured it because I was about to sleep and get ready for work in the morning.
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haloiscoolisbak
05/14/17 12:23:59 AM
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Eh, better than a micro penis
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Mystere
05/14/17 12:27:50 AM
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This is sadder than Mallow finding out that he isn't a tadpole.
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Ultima Dragon
05/14/17 12:29:42 AM
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It's not a big deal since intercourse is really only a small part of the sexual experience. You've probably heard that most girls don't orgasm from intercourse alone and that tends to be true in my experience. At the end of the day you're just jabbing her over and over again with a hard, pointy object so.. better to be average or slightly below. That way you can go full bore and not have to worry about causing her too much discomfort. Also, there's so many sex positions you can easily find one that works for both of you.

Hopefully you don't end up with a girl that's on the looser side. I did for my first time and I thought I must have the world's tiniest dick or something because I wasn't feeling much at all, lol. I basically had to just pick a wall and stick to it in order to finish.
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Mystere
05/14/17 12:30:58 AM
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Work on your tongue game. It's not hard to do. I'm convinced that anyone who is bad at it just isn't trying.
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Sami1000
05/14/17 12:36:11 AM
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Mine's about 6.5 inches, idk about girth, but its not much. Mine's also the worst shape there is, its banana facing down. I hate my penis, and it has done great job ruining my self esteem.

Hope this helps.
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CommunismFTW
05/14/17 12:37:32 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
Hopefully you don't end up with a girl that's on the looser side.


Been there. She was in shape and thin too. It was the worst experience, a friction-less nightmare.
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Skye Reynolds
05/14/17 1:26:22 AM
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Mystere posted...
This is sadder than Mallow finding out that he isn't a tadpole.


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VTBM
05/14/17 1:28:10 AM
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Mystere
05/14/17 1:28:48 AM
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TC could recreate that scene from American Pie but have it be a cricket pie.
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ModLogic
05/14/17 1:35:21 AM
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NerdVirgin
05/14/17 3:59:17 AM
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bump
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alexander37
05/14/17 5:16:36 AM
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RIP Man Dick
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awesome999
05/14/17 5:32:35 AM
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Mystere posted...
Work on your tongue game. It's not hard to do. I'm convinced that anyone who is bad at it just isn't trying.

There's a hour video on a tube site teaching oral sex lol

Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy are in it

TC you should watch it
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NerdVirgin
05/15/17 9:47:05 PM
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bumpp
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JlM
05/15/17 9:51:18 PM
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kewldude475 posted...
Depending on your age/hormones, I'd say find a girl with a smaller vagina


Yeah, before you ask a girl out, make sure to ask her if she has a small pussy.
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Davjat
05/15/17 9:52:09 PM
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Story gets worse. It was a metric only ruler.
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Wetterdew
05/15/17 10:15:31 PM
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solosnake posted...
Hmm, Im 6.1 inches long and 5.75 girth, does that make me hung? Cause I feel small

That's a good thickness and a decent/slightly above average length, so you're good.
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