Current Events > Look at this 2.5 million dollar house in Detroit

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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:16:55 PM
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https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/pmf,pf_pt/88120448_zpid/300000-_price/1121-_mp/36m_days/1_pnd/globalrelevanceex_sort/42.358643,-82.95514,42.354378,-82.965612_rect/16_zm/
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Mal_Fet
05/12/17 6:26:57 PM
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chance of getting broken into and murdered: 20%
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Azarias
05/12/17 6:28:16 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
chance of getting broken into and murdered: 20%


Nah
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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:28:53 PM
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Shit there ain't no crime in the "money" areas of Detroit. That;s the only part anyone really cares about.

It's safe AF to walk around downtown anytime of day.

Get off the path and then you might get murdered and eaten.
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Skywalker82
05/12/17 6:31:01 PM
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That seems low to me for that. Am I the only one? It's right next to the water and had an elevator. It does seem like there are a lot of houses near by.
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PIITB415
05/12/17 6:42:47 PM
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Skywalker82 posted...
That seems low to me for that. Am I the only one? It's right next to the water and had an elevator. It does seem like there are a lot of houses near by.


Well i live in San Francisco and a similar sized home near the marina recently sold for 28 million so my perception is a little skewed. Also, the median home here is 1 million for maybe 2400-2900 sq ft if you're lucky
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King Rial
05/12/17 6:44:27 PM
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Skywalker82 posted...
That seems low to me for that. Am I the only one? It's right next to the water and had an elevator. It does seem like there are a lot of houses near by.

As impressive as the place is, it's still Detroit. You don't get the insane markup for home prices here. Which is how I can live in a nice big house near the water close to the Suburbs of Grosse Pointe and still find $60k homes. Stay out of high crime areas and Detroit is great to live in, if you're on a budget. And you can go across the boarder to Canada whenever you want. Drive to Chicago. Go to Cedar Pointe. Upstate. Mackinaw island. Close to a lot of fun things while living really inexpensively.
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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:44:54 PM
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Dude it's Detroit they literally have houses selling for

2.5k

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/pmf,pf_pt/88449339_zpid/0-6000_price/0-22_mp/36m_days/1_pnd/globalrelevanceex_sort/42.442366,-82.935834,42.40828,-83.019605_rect/13_zm/

So 2.5 million is A LOT
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ASithLord7
05/12/17 6:45:37 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
chance of getting broken into and murdered: 20%

You're aware that there's usually little intersection between the incredibly rich and the incredibly poor and crime-ridden areas of cities right
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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:46:03 PM
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check this one out

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/pmf,pf_pt/88514673_zpid/0-6000_price/0-22_mp/36m_days/1_pnd/globalrelevanceex_sort/42.464151,-82.902102,42.430077,-82.985873_rect/13_zm/
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ChromaticAngel
05/12/17 6:46:09 PM
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What the hell is a Zestimate?
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spudger
05/12/17 6:46:17 PM
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HypnoCoosh posted...
Dude it's Detroit they literally have houses selling for

2.5k

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/pmf,pf_pt/88449339_zpid/0-6000_price/0-22_mp/36m_days/1_pnd/globalrelevanceex_sort/42.442366,-82.935834,42.40828,-83.019605_rect/13_zm/

So 2.5 million is A LOT

this must be from the future, after the zombie apocalypse...
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TheDarkCircle
05/12/17 6:46:37 PM
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Skywalker82 posted...
That seems low to me for that. Am I the only one? It's right next to the water and had an elevator. It does seem like there are a lot of houses near by.


Price depends on area. Also as you stated, this home appears to have ZERO privacy. For an upscale buyer the complete lack of privacy is absolutely a big negative.
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Gravityfare
05/12/17 6:47:13 PM
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Est. Mortgage
$9,338/mo


*Spits out drink*
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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:47:46 PM
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Shit there are packs of wild dogs and deer that roam the streets of Detroit.

Mother nature consumes the poorest areas.
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ChromaticAngel
05/12/17 6:48:40 PM
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Gravityfare posted...
Est. Mortgage
$9,338/mo


*Spits out drink*

If you can afford 2.5 million, you can afford 9,338/mo
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Mist_Turnips
05/12/17 6:48:43 PM
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Enjoy the moon sparkling on the Detroit River


Hahahaha, shit.
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King Rial
05/12/17 6:49:40 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
What the hell is a Zestimate?

How much Zillow estimates something would cost. It's just a quick approximate appraisal.
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UnholyMudcrab
05/12/17 6:50:28 PM
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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:50:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3_pyBkbLA8

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ChibiGhasts
05/12/17 6:52:15 PM
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mustachedmystic
05/12/17 6:52:53 PM
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Hmm, I figured a 2.5 million dollar house in Detroit would be the size of the Taj Mahal.
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Gravityfare
05/12/17 6:52:58 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Gravityfare posted...
Est. Mortgage
$9,338/mo


*Spits out drink*

If you can afford 2.5 million, you can afford 9,338/mo

No I know, I'm just taking that in as myself in my current lifestyle. I'd be out on my ass after 45 days lmfao.
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Damn_Underscore
05/12/17 6:54:06 PM
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Zestimate: $376,381

ehue
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HypnoCoosh
05/12/17 6:55:46 PM
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That's why it hasn't sold lol
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