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Alakazamtrainer
05/05/17 6:21:16 PM
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... Your now have a Boyfriend that is 8ft tall 550lbs of pure muscle, broad shouldered, and extremely well endowed. And 26yo. ( He makes porn stars cry with how big he is)

You are required to go out on dates, live with him, have sex at his discression (hes a top), and generally anything else he wants for the next 5 years. You move in with him in a house built for his hight.

If your stright you still have to have him as your boyfriend and have to introduce him as such. You cant break up nor will he break up with you.

Do you take the money?
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pegusus123456
05/05/17 6:22:09 PM
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FF_Redux
05/05/17 6:22:47 PM
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Puglia77
05/05/17 6:25:31 PM
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DepreceV2
05/05/17 6:26:31 PM
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Fuck no
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UrCa1988
05/05/17 6:27:05 PM
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Fuck yeah
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Raikuro
05/05/17 6:30:49 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
8ft tall 550lbs of pure muscle

is this even humanly possible? either way sounds like a win-win so I'll do it
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King Rial
05/05/17 6:33:08 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It'll take me some time to get the money together, but sure.

lol
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garan
05/05/17 6:36:08 PM
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I can't imagine anyone seriously wanting this.
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prince_leo
05/05/17 6:37:09 PM
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I don't know if my butthole can take anyone who is as well endowed as I can imagine
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Alakazamtrainer
05/05/17 6:48:08 PM
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garan posted...
I can't imagine anyone seriously wanting this.

Lol a few do
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chill02
05/05/17 6:52:15 PM
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No
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Alakazamtrainer
05/05/17 10:30:10 PM
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Bumpy
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Hambo the Hog
05/05/17 10:35:52 PM
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Can I keep him after the five years are up?
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Alakazamtrainer
05/05/17 11:12:10 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Can I keep him after the five years are up?

If you want... Just relize hes very much a dominate top sooooo...
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Alakazamtrainer
05/06/17 7:07:08 AM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
Bumpy

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xBloodBrotherx
05/06/17 7:25:42 AM
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Deal.
But I rip his dick off and say he tried to rape me.
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Alakazamtrainer
05/06/17 7:54:31 AM
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xBloodBrotherx posted...
Deal.
But I rip his dick off and say he tried to rape me.

You lose the money then...
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pegusus123456
05/06/17 8:20:47 AM
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xBloodBrotherx posted...
Deal.
But I rip his dick off and say he tried to rape me.

Good luck on ripping the dick off of the Hulk
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Vicious_Dios
05/06/17 8:24:14 AM
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Pass.
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Alakazamtrainer
05/06/17 9:47:59 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Deal.
But I rip his dick off and say he tried to rape me.

Good luck on ripping the dick off of the Hulk

Valid point, he would be strong enough to stop such a threat
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fire_bolt
05/06/17 10:04:54 AM
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Just pointing out, the OP doesn't say you gotta be monogamous. $30,000,000 buys a lot of lube, hookers, and global travelling
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Alakazamtrainer
05/06/17 10:34:59 AM
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fire_bolt posted...
Just pointing out, the OP doesn't say you gotta be monogamous. $30,000,000 buys a lot of lube, hookers, and global travelling

I never did say that... Did i.

*golf clap*
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Hambo the Hog
05/06/17 12:38:51 PM
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If you want... Just relize hes very much a dominate top sooooo...

But we've been together for five years. I can't just throw that away. I thought we had something special. Baby, don't leave. We have money, now. We can work this out. Together.
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Alakazamtrainer
05/06/17 9:38:11 PM
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Ok then...
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Alakazamtrainer
05/07/17 12:25:55 PM
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Edit my brain is asleep and im at work
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gatorsPENSbucs
05/07/17 12:28:50 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew
05/07/17 12:29:02 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
Ok to put some deep thought in the 3

1. Short term it might cause some issues with the government as your not aging and you look 4 yo ( and will physically be that way). How ever after a few years they will more then likly get bored of you and just decide to let you live peacfully doing what ever you wanted

Long term: Depending on how you treat it, yoy either hop from family to family every so often or move a family in to your home to cover your inability to age. (more then likly set up by the goverment to help cut through the paperwork/buracasy). The biggest problem is knowing that youll out live everyone you get close too. As your only physically 4yo things like sex, trends, and other things really dont apply to you. Also there is the chance of the money eventually running out

2 short/long term pray to rng gods that it doesnt happen to often

3 short term, untill your set up be away from everyone, your at the most dangerous as people will beg mercilessly at you, your pretty much guaranteed to be sued, audited, blackmailed and threatened til you can recluse yourself.

Long term. Once reclused, your pretty gonna have to avoid any and all physical contact with people. So hope you like thr internet.

Just my thoughts

Pretty much 2 is the worst but 1 and 2 offer different aspects of good and bad

Eh?
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
05/07/17 12:29:17 PM
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I'd just be a shitty boyfriend and fly to Vegas and bang hot chick's until he decides my cheating is enough or until the 5 years are up.
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EpicMickeyDrew
05/07/17 12:29:23 PM
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Nice wrong topic TC
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