Poll of the Day > Man do I feel stupid.

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Mario_VS_DK
05/02/17 12:22:48 AM
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"Oh, one of the stove elements are hot, lay me put my hand a little bit over them to figure out which it is so I don't accidentally burn myself."

*Touches hot element*


Now, in my defense, it would not have hurt so much if it was just hot and someone didn't leave it on. So, in a way, it was a good thing I noticed.

Well, now I've got two bum fingers for a bit.
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Mead
05/02/17 12:28:49 AM
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I sped past a photo radar today because I wasn't paying attention

We all do dumb things sometimes
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do_ob_tpkillr
05/02/17 12:41:04 AM
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Are you gonna develop blisters on those wounds?
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Mario_VS_DK
05/02/17 12:50:42 AM
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Mead posted...
I sped past a photo radar today because I wasn't paying attention

We all do dumb things sometimes


Oops. Well, maybe it wasn't able to make out your license plate.

do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Are you gonna develop blisters on those wounds?


Should be fine. Just a little numb. The gauze is making it hard to type though.
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zebatov
05/02/17 1:01:24 AM
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Lots of people sand their plates down here so the chars can't be made out. In Japan, they can, and do, get plates that actually light up. Each to their own lol.

Also, most stoves show which element is still hot. Check for the orange light.
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Mario_VS_DK
05/02/17 1:11:08 AM
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Yeah, element itself lights up when it's heating up, but it was on somewhat low. So I guess it considered itself hot enough that it was just in standby waiting to get cold enough that it needed to heat up some more.

Other than that, on our stove there's just a little light on the back that is lit up whenever one of the elements is even a little warm. It doesn't indicate which one.
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trodi_911
05/02/17 1:16:24 AM
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http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/41/17063529.jpg
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SunWuKung420
05/02/17 1:53:12 AM
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Do you feel stupid or burnt?
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fishy071
05/02/17 2:06:05 AM
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Ouch! Are you all right? Actually, I don't think it was stupid.

I am really stupid, and always do stupid things. As my parents repeatedly said to me: "No one is as stupid as you!"
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HellHole_
05/02/17 2:28:57 AM
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protip: on electric coil stoves, get your hand wet and flick water onto the coils

on glasstop: whatever, you're fucked i guess?
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Mario_VS_DK
05/02/17 3:09:09 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/41/17063529.jpg


That would be handy to have some magic instant medicine like that.

SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you feel stupid or burnt?


Mostly stupid. Maybe a little burnt.

fishy071 posted...
Ouch! Are you all right? Actually, I don't think it was stupid.

I am really stupid, and always do stupid things. As my parents repeatedly said to me: "No one is as stupid as you!"


Yeah, totally fine. Just stung for a little bit when I did it, and I can't bend the end finger that got the worst of it too well.

HellHole_ posted...
protip: on electric coil stoves, get your hand wet and flick water onto the coils

on glasstop: whatever, you're fucked i guess?


Glasstop. It's fine. There's no way I'll make that mistake again.
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Bugmeat
05/02/17 5:57:30 AM
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Sounds like a perfect excuse to get a pair of infrared goggles. So this doesn't happen again.
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Mario_VS_DK
05/02/17 1:25:36 PM
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That is a brilliant idea! To Amazon!
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Mario_VS_DK
05/05/17 5:14:36 PM
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Ah, my finger finally feels normal again. Woo!
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trodi_911
05/05/17 11:33:21 PM
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Good. Try not to finger any more heating elements.
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Mario_VS_DK
05/06/17 2:16:05 AM
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But it was so hawt.
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Bugmeat
05/06/17 2:31:26 AM
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Just use some protection next time and you can finger all the strange heating elements that you want.
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TheCyborgNinja
05/06/17 2:39:20 AM
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I thought it'd be cool to do a drum solo on the stove (no indications of recent use) with my hands when I was about 6. That sucked, but luckily it was a slap and not holding it there.
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Archmage007
05/06/17 4:44:16 AM
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When I first saw topic, I wondered if you were talking about how you got blown to bits by those monkeys.... but that wasn't really anything you had any control over.
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yutterh
05/06/17 7:21:51 AM
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How long did you put your hand on the stove? Whenever I have to check i usually hover my hand over it to feel for heat. If i can't then i tap it real quick. Kind of like how the guy checked the door knob on home alone.
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