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Tyranius2
05/01/17 1:15:33 AM
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Take the deal?


Every woman over 18 you physically touch will obsess about having sex with you and have massive attraction for you. Yes, even family members. If you don't touch their skin it's fine so if you wear a hazmat suit they should be ok.
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MuayThai85
05/01/17 1:16:37 AM
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I have a daughter, that would be extremely awkward if I accidentally touch her after she turns 18.
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NonDairyMiltank
05/01/17 1:23:40 AM
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that would go bad fast even if you didn't have any female relatives

the term is fatal attraction
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Marklar
05/01/17 1:24:02 AM
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So uh... I touch Russian Lady and get money?

I'm trying to work out the downside.

I'm fact, I haven't smiled this much in a long, long time.

Thanks TC :)
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Tekutso
05/01/17 1:26:02 AM
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Im in.
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psvitantifail
05/01/17 1:26:47 AM
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If it's just in my hands I'll wear gloves.
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Tyranius2
05/01/17 1:33:46 AM
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psvitantifail posted...
If it's just in my hands I'll wear gloves.


Any skin on skin touch
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Marklar
05/01/17 1:37:51 AM
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Can I repeatedly touch Russian Lady to increase the effect?
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KogaSteelfang
05/01/17 2:14:01 AM
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Honestly, I think I'd take it.
>_>'
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Jet_Enduro101
05/01/17 2:16:37 AM
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That's hard to pass up. It's so easy to abuse and become a terrible person.
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MabusIncarnate
05/01/17 2:19:27 AM
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$500 million and i'd gladly fuck any female over 18, family or not.
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Ser_Jaker
05/01/17 2:42:50 AM
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How long does the effect last for?

If it's permanent than that's going to get disastrous real quick
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carpediempimp
05/01/17 2:51:38 AM
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500 million and live in isolation

I'll pass
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King Rial
05/01/17 2:57:31 AM
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That sounds terrible. No deal.
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ToadallyAwesome
05/01/17 3:01:17 AM
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Ser_Jaker posted...
How long does the effect last for?

If it's permanent than that's going to get disastrous real quick


Asking the real questions
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samurai bandit
05/01/17 3:07:34 AM
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What if the person taking the deal is a woman? If she touches her face then he is attracted to herself?
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Tyranius2
05/01/17 3:10:56 AM
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carpediempimp posted...
500 million and live in isolation

I'll pass


I would only isolate myself from my family.


samurai bandit posted...
What if the person taking the deal is a woman? If she touches her face then he is attracted to herself?


The opposite would happen, with males obsessing over her.
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gguirao
05/01/17 3:19:22 AM
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No deal.
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Dampproof
05/01/17 3:36:41 AM
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Tyranius2 posted...
samurai bandit posted...
What if the person taking the deal is a woman? If she touches her face then he is attracted to herself?


The opposite would happen, with males obsessing over her.


Soo.. like pretty much everyday life for a women then....
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psvitantifail
05/01/17 3:44:15 AM
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Marklar posted...
Can I repeatedly touch Russian Lady to increase the effect?

Holy s*** this is brutal! XD!
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