Poll of the Day > Sports Discussion Topic #158: Jake Butt Analysis

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Pens + Isles = Peniles

SkynyrdRocker posted...

I saw Metallica in Baltimore last night. They were really good and it allowed me to not have to watch the Caps lose in the second round yet again.

But I thought you were a Megadeth and Bruins fan

DorkLink posted...

SkynyrdRocker posted...

I saw Metallica in Baltimore last night. They were really good and it allowed me to not have to watch the Caps lose in the second round yet again.

But I thought you were a Megadeth and Bruins fan

I like Metallica and Megadeth. I'm not a Bruins fan anymore because I don't want to be associated with all the apparent racists in Boston.

Good thing there are no racists in DC

or any other place in America

I'm gonna go on the record here and say I'm against racism.

https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E24/499214.jpg

I, too, am against racism, as you all know.

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but for real

Kawaii is out and so of course the Spurs are up by 19 at halftime


How do they do it

Ryu balked in a run. He's not having a very good night

Congrats to new Madden cover athlete Tom Brady. Finally, good things coming to good people.

He's going to go on a Madden revenge tour against all those people who didn't want him on the cover (including Madden himself)

We can only hope the Madden curse is still real

Yeah, and this time the curse is fatal.

Wizards Celtics going to game 7, oh boy

Imagine seeing the Wizards in the ECF. I don't think anybody would have seen that one coming. Celtics will win though

The ECF would be really boring with the Wizards only because the games would be so lopsided.

It will probably be really boring regardless

I want to get excited by the NBA but the Cavs are too good

I watched a few innings of the GIants' 17 inning borefest. The end was cool, though. Posey now has home runs in his last 4 starts, so at least there's something going right with the team.

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

I watched a few innings of the GIants' 17 inning borefest. The end was cool, though. Posey now has home runs in his last 4 starts, so at least there's something going right with the team.

Nice. After he hit it he looked happy that the game was over, forget the homer.
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

I want to get excited by the NBA but the Cavs are too good

So are the Warriors.
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y'all gonna feel foolish when it's a Spurs/Wizards finals
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Sens strike first!

Zeeky_Bomb posted...

y'all gonna feel foolish when it's a Spurs/Wizards finals

...where do I sign up for this?
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You guys.

I clicked on the BotW board (for no real reason other than it was on the popular boards list) and I can't believe what I saw. A topic by none other than the LEGENDARY Lemon_Master.

Then I clicked their profile and realized they've been posting a bunch lately and felt less special about my find.

That is all

Wait, that already happen a while back? I remember referencing Lemon_Master a few months ago but I can't remember if it was prompted specifically by seeing a post.

My memory sucks. We've been doing these topics for so long that I often find myself wondering I've already done a joke/reference/whatever before and then I second-guess my posts because nobody wants to be that guy who uses the same joke over and over

I don't think bringing her up was based on anything. Just a weird coincidence that she'd be back to baffle everyone again.

Imagine how huge her boobs must be by now.

What am I missing with Lemon_Master?

You probably just weren't an active poster during a specific like two months a million years ago

I just remember long and very bizarre monologue posts and infinite talking about black bean burgers

I thought Lemon_Master was a Muscles alt and I'm clearly wrong

I've been here pretty consistently forever, but I tend to forget things and/or ignore certain troll topics that blow up with drama and I miss all the good PotD lore.

I remember Lemon_Master's name but literally nothing else about that user.

I referred to them as she but now I'm recalling that there was a lot of talk about gender fluidity with Lemon Master. They were biologically female back when they were famous around here and somehow it came out that they had huge boobs. They also referred to their grandmother as mom but their mom was also mom. I dont know. Lemon Master was just a really weird poster. There was also a video proving they weren't a 50 year old dude and it was just like that video the Joker makes in The Dark Knight where he's shaking the camera around and licking his lips and going "people are gonna die"

That sounds like a PotDer alright

SkynyrdRocker posted...

I thought Lemon_Master was a Muscles alt and I'm clearly wrong

That's LemonDestroyer.

Also, it's where the poster Melon_Master got his name from.

I think everyone else pretty much covered what was so weird about them. I guess it was kind of a "You had to be there" thing

The separate moms thing was really confusing. Happy Mother's Day to them both.

The Spurs aren't wasting any time in blowing their huge lead.

happy Jeter day the Yankees are getting blown apart
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

The Spurs aren't wasting any time in blowing their huge lead.

Man, I hope Leonard doesn't miss significant time in the series or else it's probably gonna suck. Even if we're headed to the inevitable Warriors-Cavs threematch regardless it would still be nice to have an entertaining series

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2. It was very good.

I randomly bought tickets for this thing I'd never heard of called "Dolby" but I got them because it was the next showing. And holy shit, it was the best theater experience I've ever had. It was a little steep ($17) but it was so worth it. The seats are effin recliners that you control with little dials on the armrest. They're super comfy and huge. They take up as much space as at least 2 regular movie theater chairs. And the sound and picture was the best ever. The seats also vibrate with the sound.
And the seats were assigned. I showed up fashionably late as usual and strolled into my middle seat.

How are you supposed to make out with your date in those seats?

you could easily fit yourself and girlfriend (or boyfriend) in 1 seat

Has anybody been to one of those theaters where you can drink beer? Well, I think even the big chain theaters sell beer now, but I mean like an Alamo Drafthouse. I've always thought they sound cool except that I'd just have to piss several times during the movie, so I'd have to see something I don't care too much about

And they vibrate. That'd be awesome with a girlfriend (or boyfriend).

That'd be great for alcoholic loners.

DorkLink posted...

Has anybody been to one of those theaters where you can drink beer? Well, I think even the big chain theaters sell beer now, but I mean like an Alamo Drafthouse. I've always thought they sound cool except that I'd just have to piss several times during the movie, so I'd have to see something I don't care too much about

I haven't but I'd like to

SpeeDLeemon posted...

That'd be great for alcoholic loners.

welcome to PotD

Why would you have to be an alcoholic loner? You could drink with your girlfriend (or boyfriend)

Most of PotD doesn't like the taste of alcohol