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MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:20:23 AM #1:	I was taking my dog for a walk and I saw it. Pretty sure it was like an old Wolf Spider, it's leg span was like 4 inches, maybe even slightly larger. It was so big that it's eyes glistened in the light of my flashlight which is how I spotted it to begin with. It was kind of amazing, largest spider I have ever seen in person outside of a zoo, I didn't know they got that big and lived around here. Naturally, after observing it for a few seconds, I crushed it with a rock. RIP vile spawn of Satan. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728053] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>I was taking my dog for a walk and I saw it. Pretty sure it was like an old Wolf Spider, it's leg span was like 4 inches, maybe even slightly larger. It was so big that it's eyes glistened in the light of my flashlight which is how I spotted it to begin with. It was kind of amazing, largest spider I have ever seen in person outside of a zoo, I didn't know they got that big and lived around here. Naturally, after observing it for a few seconds, I crushed it with a rock. RIP vile spawn of Satan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 04/23/17 3:28:58 AM #2:	last two sentences ruined the topic --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:877728280] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>last two sentences ruined the topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KeyBlade999 04/23/17 3:30:03 AM #3:	You're doing God's work TC. --- ''I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.'' - Mewtwo <cite>KeyBlade999 posted [p:877728305] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>You're doing God's work TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:30:14 AM #4:	I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728311] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 04/23/17 3:31:14 AM #5:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. this guy gets it. p sure wolf spiders eat other spiders too so jokes on you tc --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:877728338] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> this guy gets it. p sure wolf spiders eat other spiders too so jokes on you tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:31:23 AM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. Ughhh where the hell do you live? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728344] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> Ughhh where the hell do you live?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:32:04 AM #7:	stoltenberg11 posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. this guy gets it. p sure wolf spiders eat other spiders too so jokes on you tc That disgusting creature got it easy, I should have made it suffer. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728364] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>stoltenberg11 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> this guy gets it. p sure wolf spiders eat other spiders too so jokes on you tc</quote> That disgusting creature got it easy, I should have made it suffer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:32:34 AM #8:	MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. Ughhh where the hell do you live? In a land where you watch your fucking step. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728372] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> Ughhh where the hell do you live?</quote> In a land where you watch your fucking step.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:34:17 AM #9:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. Ughhh where the hell do you live? In a land where you watch your fucking step. Clearly.. I'm gonna assume Australia. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728413] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> Ughhh where the hell do you live?</quote> In a land where you watch your fucking step.</quote> Clearly.. I'm gonna assume Australia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:38:05 AM #10:	MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. Ughhh where the hell do you live? In a land where you watch your fucking step. Clearly.. I'm gonna assume Australia. New Mexico. Rattlesnakes, Scorpions, Centipedes, Brown Recluse, Your mother, Coyotes, Skunks, Raccoons, Hawks, Other drivers, The education system, Radioactivity, and UFO's --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728505] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> Ughhh where the hell do you live?</quote> In a land where you watch your fucking step.</quote> Clearly.. I'm gonna assume Australia.</quote> New Mexico. Rattlesnakes, Scorpions, Centipedes, Brown Recluse, Your mother, Coyotes, Skunks, Raccoons, Hawks, Other drivers, The education system, Radioactivity, and UFO's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:39:05 AM #11:	We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728527] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 04/23/17 3:40:32 AM #12:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Rattlesnakes, Scorpions, Centipedes, Brown Recluse, Your mother, Coyotes, Skunks, Raccoons, Hawks, Other drivers, The education system, Radioactivity, and UFO's Sounds like a typical day in the world of Earthbound. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/74841835 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:877728565] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Rattlesnakes, Scorpions, Centipedes, Brown Recluse, Your mother, Coyotes, Skunks, Raccoons, Hawks, Other drivers, The education system, Radioactivity, and UFO's</quote> Sounds like a typical day in the world of Earthbound.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:40:59 AM #13:	MabusIncarnate posted... We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio. Yeahhhh but you don't have our green chile. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728582] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio.</quote> Yeahhhh but you don't have our green chile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:41:27 AM #14:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio. Yeahhhh but you don't have our green chile. I can buy it canned at the Piggly Wiggly. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728594] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio.</quote> Yeahhhh but you don't have our green chile.</quote> I can buy it canned at the Piggly Wiggly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:42:26 AM #15:	MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio. Yeahhhh but you don't have our green chile. I can buy it canned at the Piggly Wiggly. Get out of my office! --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728623] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>We have all of that here in Tennessee, but no tarantulas. Except my mom, that fat bitch lives in Ohio.</quote> Yeahhhh but you don't have our green chile.</quote> I can buy it canned at the Piggly Wiggly.</quote> Get out of my office!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:43:57 AM #16:	If I see another one of those spiders, i'm literally dousing it in a high flammable and killing it with fire. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728662] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>If I see another one of those spiders, i'm literally dousing it in a high flammable and killing it with fire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:46:04 AM #17:	Well that opens a door for the really nasty creatures that are going to come crawling in and biting you right on the dick. They go for the dick. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728713] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>Well that opens a door for the really nasty creatures that are going to come crawling in and biting you right on the dick. They go for the dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:47:56 AM #18:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Well that opens a door for the really nasty creatures that are going to come crawling in and biting you right on the dick. They go for the dick. One time I had a brown scorpion in my bed, it stung me on the finger a few times and I woke up feeling like my hand was under an open flame. I'm really glad that thing didn't go for the dick. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728752] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Well that opens a door for the really nasty creatures that are going to come crawling in and biting you right on the dick. They go for the dick.</quote> One time I had a brown scorpion in my bed, it stung me on the finger a few times and I woke up feeling like my hand was under an open flame. I'm really glad that thing didn't go for the dick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/23/17 3:51:07 AM #19:	Those were warning stings. That was a message. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:877728829] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>Those were warning stings. That was a message.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 04/23/17 3:55:13 AM #20:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Those were warning stings. That was a message. I may start wearing a cup to bed. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:877728938] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Those were warning stings. That was a message.</quote> I may start wearing a cup to bed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 04/23/17 10:03:06 AM #22:	I've seen huge spiders too, never killed them TC killing them just makes it bad, they're harmless if you leave then alone --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:877737070] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>I've seen huge spiders too, never killed them TC killing them just makes it bad, they're harmless if you leave then alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evoL_nekorB 04/23/17 10:04:46 AM #24:	I'm glad I live nowhere close to seeing spiders of that size. <cite>evoL_nekorB posted [p:877737117] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>I'm glad I live nowhere close to seeing spiders of that size.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 04/23/17 10:06:24 AM #25:	dolomedes posted... awesome999 posted... TC killing them just makes it bad, they're harmless if you leave then alone also if you don't leave them alone! i've been harassing, chasing, capturing spiders for years and i've never been bitten. :D If you kill something that doesn't want to harm you, who's the vile spawn of Satan? --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:877737163] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>TC killing them just makes it bad, they're harmless if you leave then alone</quote> also if you don't leave them alone! i've been harassing, chasing, capturing spiders for years and i've never been bitten. :D</quote> If you kill something that doesn't want to harm you, who's the vile spawn of Satan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeoShadowhen 04/23/17 10:23:07 AM #27:	No quarter for the retched attercops. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:877737800] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>No quarter for the retched attercops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Reivax_ 04/23/17 10:25:33 AM #28:	MabusIncarnate posted... If I see another one of those spiders, i'm literally dousing it in a high flammable and killing it with fire. You won't see spiders if you burn down all the forests. taps head --- Master of the Saltjitsu <cite>_Reivax_ posted [p:877737888] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>If I see another one of those spiders, i'm literally dousing it in a high flammable and killing it with fire.</quote> You won't see spiders if you burn down all the forests. taps head</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 04/23/17 10:26:32 AM #29:	dolomedes posted... awesome999 posted... dolomedes posted... awesome999 posted... TC killing them just makes it bad, they're harmless if you leave then alone also if you don't leave them alone! i've been harassing, chasing, capturing spiders for years and i've never been bitten. :D If you kill something that doesn't want to harm you, who's the vile spawn of Satan? ... i capture them to get a better look at them, teach other people about why they're awesome, or to keep as pets. i've said in this very topic that wolf spiders, specifically, are my favorite animal. I think you misunderstand me, I was agreeing with you and that question was directed at TC (I think the 'vile spawn of Satan' should've given it away) I mean, you say you've been harassing them for a long time and never been bitten, then spiders don't really want to harm you, and TC killed it anyway --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:877737922] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>TC killing them just makes it bad, they're harmless if you leave then alone</quote> also if you don't leave them alone! i've been harassing, chasing, capturing spiders for years and i've never been bitten. :D</quote> If you kill something that doesn't want to harm you, who's the vile spawn of Satan?</quote> ... i capture them to get a better look at them, teach other people about why they're awesome, or to keep as pets. i've said in this very topic that wolf spiders, specifically, are my favorite animal.</quote> I think you misunderstand me, I was agreeing with you and that question was directed at TC (I think the 'vile spawn of Satan' should've given it away) I mean, you say you've been harassing them for a long time and never been bitten, then spiders don't really want to harm you, and TC killed it anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoatHunter 04/23/17 10:28:19 AM #30:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit. Ughhh where the hell do you live? In a land where you watch your fucking step. Clearly.. I'm gonna assume Australia. New Mexico. Rattlesnakes, Scorpions, Centipedes, Brown Recluse, Your mother, Coyotes, Skunks, Raccoons, Hawks, Other drivers, The education system, Radioactivity, and UFO's Wait there's a New Mexico!? --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3x7ngYMq3A <cite>GoatHunter posted [p:877737992] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I got these big ass tarantulas that show up when it rains. Everyone freaks out but I keep them around because they eat all the dangerous shit.</quote> Ughhh where the hell do you live?</quote> In a land where you watch your fucking step.</quote> Clearly.. I'm gonna assume Australia.</quote> New Mexico. Rattlesnakes, Scorpions, Centipedes, Brown Recluse, Your mother, Coyotes, Skunks, Raccoons, Hawks, Other drivers, The education system, Radioactivity, and UFO's</quote> Wait there's a New Mexico!?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GiftedACIII 04/23/17 10:31:38 AM #32:	Spiders are fine as long as they don't hang on webs right next to your face or crawl on places where you're going to sit or on you. They need to die then. --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:877738125] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote>Spiders are fine as long as they don't hang on webs right next to your face or crawl on places where you're going to sit or on you. They need to die then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Reivax_ 04/23/17 10:36:50 AM #34:	evoL_nekorB posted... I'm glad I live nowhere close to seeing spiders of that size. Yeah, biggest thing I've ever saw near my house was a praying mantis. --- Master of the Saltjitsu <cite>_Reivax_ posted [p:877738335] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>evoL_nekorB posted...</cite> <quote>I'm glad I live nowhere close to seeing spiders of that size.</quote> Yeah, biggest thing I've ever saw near my house was a praying mantis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coca-Cola 04/23/17 10:50:16 AM #35:	dolomedes posted... not sure why australia is associated w/ spiders, there's a whooooole lot more in the tropical americas. This confuses me too, I've lived in Australia for nearly 30 years and the biggest thing I've seen is a huntsman, which is about 1/3rd of the size of a tarantula and it's stick thin and not big and hairy, and it's been nearly 10 years since I've even seen one in person --- Signature <cite>Coca-Cola posted [p:877738853] in Saw a HUGE... [t:75269097]...</cite> <quote><cite>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote> not sure why australia is associated w/ spiders, there's a whooooole lot more in the tropical americas. </quote> This confuses me too, I've lived in Australia for nearly 30 years and the biggest thing I've seen is a huntsman, which is about 1/3rd of the size of a tarantula and it's stick thin and not big and hairy, and it's been nearly 10 years since I've even seen one in person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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