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nativengine
04/20/17 8:23:55 AM
#51:


Shoot him in the dick. It's my right as an American
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 9:15:28 AM
#52:


bknight posted...
go outside, sit in my car, wait for him to come out, follow him home, slash his tires

cops won't bother to come out unless someone starts swinging, also cops won't bother to follow up on some slashed tires

This is a little bit creepy
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weapon_d00d816
04/20/17 9:38:07 AM
#53:


bknight posted...
go outside, sit in my car, wait for him to come out, follow him home, slash his tires

cops won't bother to come out unless someone starts swinging, also cops won't bother to follow up on some slashed tires

When keepin' it real goes wrong...
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XmasPikachu
04/20/17 9:40:08 AM
#54:


Mistere Man posted...
Ask what the heck dude?! Then act accordingly based on their response.
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XmasPikachu
04/20/17 9:42:18 AM
#55:


Is it me or the guy in the pic is more fat than strong? Looke at those side back moobs
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Window_Starer
04/20/17 9:44:08 AM
#56:


Eat the food off the floor without using my hands in a kneeling face-down position. Hah! That'll make the guy look real stupid
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 9:45:40 AM
#57:


XmasPikachu posted...
Is it me or the guy in the pic is more fat than strong? Looke at those side back moobs

He's a powerlifter.

Thats how they are built. It's supportive fat and muscle. Allows him to lift and heave very heavy things
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OmegaTomHank
04/20/17 9:46:33 AM
#58:


Turtlebread posted...
I'd probably just beat the crap outta him


This.

Im a 9th degree black belt in Shotokan and have taken many classes in Krav Maga.

Id gauge this guys eye out.
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Iodine
04/20/17 9:50:19 AM
#59:


This is an ass kicking I would have to take.
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 9:52:54 AM
#60:


OmegaTomHank posted...
Turtlebread posted...
I'd probably just beat the crap outta him


This.

Im a 9th degree black belt in Shotokan and have taken many classes in Krav Maga.

Id gauge this guys eye out.

These guys can join Sablem on the list of guys who come across as tryhards
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OmegaTomHank
04/20/17 9:56:25 AM
#61:


You asked a question and got an answer.

Im sorry you are too meek and feeble to defend yourself
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MoreRpgs
04/20/17 10:21:59 AM
#62:


Kick him with a quick hard kick in the shin or knee and the run as fast as I can
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 10:27:56 AM
#63:


MoreRpgs posted...
Kick him with a quick hard kick in the shin or knee and the run as fast as I can

You know, you say this as a joke but

1. I doubt he can run as fast as you

and

2. I expect the knee is a damn good target for taking him down

So it's actually not a bad answer IMO
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Laserion
04/20/17 10:37:39 AM
#64:


Cartwheel_Kick posted...
I wonder where TC is going with this. Seems like his only goal is to make everyone here feel like they would be the loser and the beta in this situation no matter what.

Is this projection? What motivates you to make these posts exactly

All his topics are like this. I have him tagged as [stupid scenarios].
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KlownArt
04/20/17 11:41:38 AM
#65:


The truth is youtube exists. So it's probably just for a silly video. Prob just fall to the ground like they do in the NBA.
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UnfairRepresent
04/21/17 6:56:25 AM
#66:


KlownArt posted...
The truth is youtube exists. So it's probably just for a silly video. Prob just fall to the ground like they do in the NBA.

FAST FOOD PRANK GONE WRONG! (Gone Sexual! Almost Died!)
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Key
04/21/17 6:59:26 AM
#67:


Sabram posted...
Literally there's no way for me to lose this kind of scenario overall, again unless he kills me. Which won't happen in a crowded restaurant in broad daylight.

It wouldn't be the first time someone was killed in public
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myzz7
04/21/17 7:06:06 AM
#68:


Shotgunnova posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
"What the f***, Zangief?"

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UnfairRepresent
04/21/17 5:52:55 PM
#69:


Key posted...
Sabram posted...
Literally there's no way for me to lose this kind of scenario overall, again unless he kills me. Which won't happen in a crowded restaurant in broad daylight.

It wouldn't be the first time someone was killed in public

Quote from man killed in public
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UnfairRepresent
04/22/17 2:36:11 PM
#70:


bump
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itachi15243
04/22/17 2:52:30 PM
#71:


Fall back a little and act like it hurt a lot

Then run to the rest room, lock the door, and report an assault.
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UnfairRepresent
04/23/17 5:13:40 AM
#72:


itachi15243 posted...
Fall back a little and act like it hurt a lot

Then run to the rest room, lock the door, and report an assault.

The American way I see
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Offworlder1
04/23/17 7:42:41 AM
#73:


Kick him in the balls hard atleast three times before leaving with new food.
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Blue_Dream87
04/23/17 7:48:57 AM
#74:


Hang my head in shame, get food replaced.

After I'm done, follow the man home and note where he lives. Seduce his wife, fuck her on film, then send him the tape.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/23/17 7:54:08 AM
#75:


UnfairRepresent posted...
itachi15243 posted...
Fall back a little and act like it hurt a lot

Then run to the rest room, lock the door, and report an assault.

The American way I see

First sentence is the Manu Ginobili way. Well almost. It would be fall back a LOT and act like it hurt a lot.

Wait no. It would be fall back a LOT while flailing your arms like an idiot
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Marmitecashews
04/23/17 8:03:49 AM
#76:


Ask game FAQs this very question.
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im not 13
04/23/17 8:05:34 AM
#77:


On reaction I'd be mad as hell and confront him

There are a lot of situation i can drop someone being an ass and just walk away but it usually takes a few minutes of thought. Something instant like that would trigger me instantly
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UnfairRepresent
04/24/17 1:31:25 PM
#78:


im not 13 posted...
On reaction I'd be mad as hell and confront him

What would you do?
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DevsBro
04/24/17 1:42:15 PM
#79:


Honestly, I would probably be too confused to react before he did whatever he was going to do, which I'm guessing is just laugh and move along.

But supposing he just stayed there and stared at me long enough for me to regain my wits, I would probably just back away amd leave without saying a word.

"Just wait until you get your food order and see if you get to leave with it!"

Lmao
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UnfairRepresent
04/25/17 2:38:32 PM
#80:


DevsBro posted...


But supposing he just stayed there and stared at me long enough for me to regain my wits, I would probably just back away amd leave without saying a word.

I think this is what most of CE would do and you're just the only honest one
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PerseusRad
04/25/17 2:41:49 PM
#81:


I'd likely tell him to pay for my food, what I do next probably depends on his reaction.
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Dustin1280
04/25/17 2:46:18 PM
#82:


I would look at him, say WTF dude. Then ask him to buy me another lunch. If he refuses I would go to the front counter and ask for a replacement because some giant asshole knocked my food out of my hand.

Ultimately if it came down to it, I would fight back if necessary. This would likely result in my ass getting handed to me and then I would press charges.
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DifferentialEquation
04/25/17 2:47:43 PM
#83:


I would make him pay for it. And I'm sure I could take him in a fight if it came down to it.
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