Current Events > Jackie chan adventures is coming back BUUUUUUUUUUT

(+) Yeah! (+)

It's gonna suck more than a black hole.

http://screencrush.com/jackie-chan-adventures-tv-show-movie/

"From the description that THR’s item provides, it sounds like some substantial changes have been made. The new series will eschew the original’s 2D design for 3D computer-generated animation, and Chan will join forces with a full squad of kid protagonists to protect a magical dreamland from encroaching beasties. (The original was set in San Francisco.) Chan’s leaning a little harder on the morals, too — the item quotes him as saying, “It’s meant to help young children to do things they don’t always like to do, like, don’t look at your phone for too long, remember to brush your teeth, respect your elders, pick up the trash.”"

I feel like my childhood is about to have a rusty dildo dipped in pixie dust shoved up its ass.
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pikachupwnage posted...

The new series will eschew the original’s 2D design for 3D computer-generated animation, and Chan will join forces with a full squad of kid protagonists to protect a magical dreamland from encroaching beasties.

Every word in this sentence got worse and worse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0
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Is nothing sacred anymore!?!?!?
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who the fuck thought this was a good idea
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Hot garbage.
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MakoReizei posted...

who the fuck thought this was a good idea

someone who was high on drugs :(.
for the record, everyone knows my stance on them (except for medications).
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Please be Chinese Communist propaganda.

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This topic gave me emotional whiplash

Samurai Jack continues to be the only reboot worth a damn.
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BeautifulBlaze posted...

Samurai Jack continues to be the only reboot worth a damn.

Why aren't you watching Voltron yet?

Questionmarktarius posted...

BeautifulBlaze posted...

Samurai Jack continues to be the only reboot worth a damn.

Why aren't you watching Voltron yet?

voltron was pretty good, RackaRacka made a good version of it.
it was the car football episode.
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"Bad day Bad day Bad day Bad day!"
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I feel like my childhood is about to have a rusty dildo dipped in pixie dust shoved up its ass.

Rolled my eyes so hard.

Anyway, this show sounds lame.
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pikachupwnage posted...

The new series will eschew the original’s 2D design for 3D computer-generated animation,

Not interested, instantly. When will companies learn that traditional 2D animation looks so, so much better than CGI? The CGI always looks like a cheesy cereal commercial and it's hard to take seriously.

Good thing it's a children's show and NOT a show for old ass dudes way past their preteen years.
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Looking at the trailer, I'm pretty sure it has nothing in common with the old Jackie Chan Adventures except the name and that Jackie Chan is involved.
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Who cares

pegusus123456 posted...

Looking at the trailer, I'm pretty sure it has nothing in common with the old Jackie Chan Adventures except the name and that Jackie Chan is involved.

This.

It looks like some shitty Chinese kids animated show that they have thousands of over there, but they just happened to strike a deal to get the license to use the same name as the god-tier show that we know as Jackie Chan Adventures. Like, tbqh, I don't think it'll ever make it stateside.
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pikachupwnage posted...

The new series will eschew the original’s 2D design for 3D computer-generated animation, and Chan will join forces with a full squad of kid protagonists to protect a magical dreamland from encroaching beasties.

the further in I got into this sentence, the harder I started laughing
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Bad day.
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One more thing!
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For the last time it's not a reboot, it's another shitty CGI asian kids show, but the difference is that it has Jackie Chan's name on it.
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This sounds like an abomination and I say that while also not having a problem with CGI cartoons like a lot of people on here seem to.
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Xelltrix posted...

This sounds like an abomination and I say that while also not having a problem with CGI cartoons like a lot of people on here seem to.

When we say "shitty CGI cartoon", we don't mean that all CGI toons are shitty, but rather there's a trend of low-budget, poor-quality CGI animated shows in China over the last few years.
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No Uncle no watch.
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All that matters is whether Uncle is in it
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