Current Events > My wife murdered a possum in cold blood last night

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Leight_Weight 04/16/17 5:06:24 PM #1:	I discovered the poor bastard behind my garage underneath an awning. I didn't really care that it was there, but she sure did. I told her to do what she wanted. She then proceeded to get a shovel, scared him out of there, across our yard, where she beat the thing to death on the neighbors back patio. It looked like a crime scene. I didn't think she had it in her. I was pretty surprised. --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:877318086] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>I discovered the poor bastard behind my garage underneath an awning. I didn't really care that it was there, but she sure did. I told her to do what she wanted. She then proceeded to get a shovel, scared him out of there, across our yard, where she beat the thing to death on the neighbors back patio. It looked like a crime scene. I didn't think she had it in her. I was pretty surprised.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperbag 04/16/17 5:10:34 PM #2:	u nex <cite>paperbag posted [p:877318327] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>u nex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 04/16/17 5:11:55 PM #3:	That's a bit extreme. --- Sig User Logic http://i.imgur.com/lA5fm7w.jpg <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:877318397] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>That's a bit extreme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legolas0008 04/16/17 5:13:05 PM #4:	I just hope she doesn't do the same to you one night. --- Wubadubadub, is that true? <cite>legolas0008 posted [p:877318464] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>I just hope she doesn't do the same to you one night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 04/16/17 5:13:34 PM #5:	iPhone_7 posted... That's a bit extreme. Yeah I think so too and I'm a hunter. --- Spread the power of peace and postivity! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2HRYYZoko <cite>nativengine posted [p:877318488] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>iPhone_7 posted...</cite> <quote>That's a bit extreme.</quote> Yeah I think so too and I'm a hunter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 04/16/17 5:14:44 PM #6:	Welp RlP TC --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:877318566] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>Welp RlP TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NathanX95 04/16/17 5:15:22 PM #7:	We have chickens at our house and a possum ate a few of them. It was pretty fucked up, seeing the chickens torn up, missing half their bodies. So we decided to lock up our chickens at night from then on. <cite>NathanX95 posted [p:877318601] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>We have chickens at our house and a possum ate a few of them. It was pretty fucked up, seeing the chickens torn up, missing half their bodies. So we decided to lock up our chickens at night from then on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 04/16/17 5:15:28 PM #8:	Serial killer in the making. --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:877318607] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>Serial killer in the making.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leight_Weight 04/16/17 5:15:41 PM #9:	I would have just shot it but she doesn't allow me to have a gun in the house. The thing also had like 6 little ones attached to it, which made it pretty slow moving --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:877318625] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>I would have just shot it but she doesn't allow me to have a gun in the house. The thing also had like 6 little ones attached to it, which made it pretty slow moving</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 04/16/17 5:39:12 PM #10:	wtf, your wife is a psychopath to kill a mother possum with kids on her --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:877319876] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>wtf, your wife is a psychopath to kill a mother possum with kids on her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leight_Weight 04/16/17 5:41:18 PM #13:	Cpt_Pineapple posted... you don't have a possum I recorded most of it with my phone because it was funny. She was being way to dainty at the beginning. I didnt record the deed though. --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:877319986] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cpt_Pineapple posted...</cite> <quote>you don't have a possum</quote> I recorded most of it with my phone because it was funny. She was being way to dainty at the beginning. I didnt record the deed though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 04/16/17 5:43:19 PM #14:	All possums must die --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>green butter posted [p:877320108] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>All possums must die</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 04/16/17 5:47:35 PM #15:	When I was a kid our German Shepherds would kill them all the time. Just about every morning we'd go outside and see 1 or 2 dead possums in the yard. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:877320314] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>When I was a kid our German Shepherds would kill them all the time. Just about every morning we'd go outside and see 1 or 2 dead possums in the yard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
infinitydev2020 04/16/17 5:49:02 PM #16:	That's what we in Mississippi call "a normal day". --- "I'm a handsome man with a charming personality" Gabe Newell <cite>infinitydev2020 posted [p:877320382] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>That's what we in Mississippi call "a normal day".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpShaft 04/16/17 5:50:25 PM #17:	Lol I'm starting to doubt this story --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>OpShaft posted [p:877320449] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>Lol I'm starting to doubt this story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE-Asked4This 04/16/17 5:51:30 PM #18:	OpShaft posted... Lol I'm starting to doing this story I assume you meant to say "doubt" there instead of "doing" lol --- http://i.imgtc.com/Bflgt8Y.jpg http://i.imgtc.com/GpzQ8nq.jpg <cite>CE-Asked4This posted [p:877320504] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>OpShaft posted...</cite> <quote>Lol I'm starting to doing this story</quote> I assume you meant to say "doubt" there instead of "doing" lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpShaft 04/16/17 6:07:47 PM #19:	CE-Asked4This posted... OpShaft posted... Lol I'm starting to doing this story I assume you meant to say "doubt" there instead of "doing" lol Lol yes --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>OpShaft posted [p:877321344] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>CE-Asked4This posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OpShaft posted...</cite> <quote> Lol I'm starting to doing this story</quote> I assume you meant to say "doubt" there instead of "doing" lol</quote> Lol yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leight_Weight 04/16/17 10:30:23 PM #20:	OpShaft posted... CE-Asked4This posted... OpShaft posted... Lol I'm starting to doing this story I assume you meant to say "doubt" there instead of "doing" lol Lol yes It's 100% true. I uploaded the video to google drive but I'm pretty skeptical about posting it here --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:877336014] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>OpShaft posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CE-Asked4This posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OpShaft posted...</cite> <quote> Lol I'm starting to doing this story</quote> I assume you meant to say "doubt" there instead of "doing" lol</quote> Lol yes</quote> It's 100% true. I uploaded the video to google drive but I'm pretty skeptical about posting it here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 04/18/17 12:29:10 PM #21:	Leight_Weight posted... I would have just shot it but she doesn't allow me to have a gun in the house. The thing also had like 6 little ones attached to it, which made it pretty slow moving Your wife fucked up. Now the possum's children will grow up and get revenge on her and everyone she loves. --- http://i.imgur.com/wKOoZkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mipFVFw.png http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:877430894] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leight_Weight posted...</cite> <quote>I would have just shot it but she doesn't allow me to have a gun in the house. The thing also had like 6 little ones attached to it, which made it pretty slow moving</quote> Your wife fucked up. Now the possum's children will grow up and get revenge on her and everyone she loves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 04/18/17 12:32:34 PM #22:	Maybe it's not dead. Maybe it was just pretending like how they often do...maybe? looks at TC optimistically --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:877431086] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>Maybe it's not dead. Maybe it was just pretending like how they often do...maybe? looks at TC optimistically</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pics_nao_plz 04/18/17 12:47:50 PM #23:	Leight_Weight posted... . I told her to do what she wanted. Then shut the fuck up --- Lol <cite>Pics_nao_plz posted [p:877431917] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>Leight_Weight posted...</cite> <quote>. I told her to do what she wanted. </quote> Then shut the fuck up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leight_Weight 04/19/17 6:44:26 AM #25:	Pics_nao_plz posted... Leight_Weight posted... . I told her to do what she wanted. Then shut the fuck up Okay then. fenderbender321 posted... You should have children with her. We have two kids --- "Every man dies, but not every man truly lives." <cite>Leight_Weight posted [p:877483899] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pics_nao_plz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Leight_Weight posted...</cite> <quote>. I told her to do what she wanted. </quote> Then shut the fuck up</quote> Okay then. <cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>You should have children with her.</quote> We have two kids</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 04/19/17 6:54:28 AM #26:	Recently a possum has been tearing shit up undneath our house even cut the air conditioning wite. We're pretty sure we got it out though --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:877484129] in My wife mu... [t:75245356]...</cite> <quote>Recently a possum has been tearing shit up undneath our house even cut the air conditioning wite. We're pretty sure we got it out though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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