Current Events > You shouldn't even hold hands until you're at the altar.

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Bok_Choi
04/15/17 11:02:20 AM
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I'm so happy to see so many pure souls here.
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green butter
04/15/17 11:11:22 AM
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finally there is someone with some sense posting on CE

amazing how many members of CE are unabashed sinners
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weapon_d00d816
04/15/17 11:12:59 AM
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I hold my own hand when I get lonely.

What are you gonna do about it?
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Bok_Choi
04/15/17 7:27:19 PM
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DezCaughtIt
04/15/17 7:37:38 PM
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Every time you hold hands you risk pregnancy

It's simple biology
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Bok_Choi
04/16/17 9:30:56 AM
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If you lock eyes before your fifth date you both may as well just sacrifice a goat honestly and sell your souls to the devil
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ShotgunSilencer
04/16/17 9:32:21 AM
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Nah you gotta test drive before you commit.
What if your partner's grip is too tight or not tight enough. Then you're stuck with that for the rest of your life.
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CrimsonAngeI
04/16/17 9:46:51 AM
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Every time you hold another person's hand you're holding the hand of every other person they've held hands with.
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teepan95
04/16/17 9:56:21 AM
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NGL, I thought this was a completeboy topic <_<
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LividDK
04/16/17 10:01:01 AM
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Holding hands with someone causes the skin between their fingers to irreparably stretch and become deformed. I deserve better than some used goods and will only marry a pure girl who's never held another man's hand.
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bknight
04/16/17 10:17:27 AM
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If you hold hands you will get hairy palms, go blind and have really bad skin.
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foreveraIone
04/16/17 10:18:28 AM
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agoodperson
04/16/17 10:39:49 AM
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Conflict posted...
Not nearly as funny as his topics

I fucking die reading some of that guy's topic titles

then I move on with my life because it's a waste of time to ever click on them
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