Current Events > stop discussing girls and sex here, this is not the board for sexual garbage

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completeboy
04/15/17 3:05:08 AM
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1061-sex-sexuality

visit this damn board for it
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FlashOfLight
04/15/17 3:07:40 AM
#2:


Well, who knew.

This means there's gonna be a mass exodus to that board right now, huh?
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butthole666
04/15/17 3:09:10 AM
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dawg shut the fuck up, this gimmick sucks
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kingdrake2
04/15/17 3:09:18 AM
#4:


i think we can strike a compromise, TC obviously has a problem if it is on one board. why not limit it to one topic so he can't see it.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75239768

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completeboy
04/15/17 3:10:29 AM
#5:


kingdrake2 posted...
i think we can strike a compromise, TC obviously has a problem if it is on one board. why not limit it to one topic so he can't see it.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75239768

problem solved.

already complained about this garbage on site suggestions, mods need to work, rules cannot be loosed
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kingdrake2
04/15/17 3:11:15 AM
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tried to reason :(.

we should go ahead and report every topic that belongs to another board, should make you happy. there's plenty on the page if you want to look.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:11:23 AM
#7:


butthole666 posted...
dawg shut the fuck up, this gimmick sucks

what if a minor visits current events expecting normal stuff and sees sexual garbage here?

this is not the board, this should not be allowed anywhere else except

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1061-sex-sexuality
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MuayThai85
04/15/17 3:12:37 AM
#8:


Your gimmick is terrible...
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:13:24 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Your gimmick is terrible...

but my theme is nice
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ForestLogic
04/15/17 3:14:19 AM
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Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.
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HainoRocks
04/15/17 3:14:24 AM
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You go buy GameFAQs and then you can decide what gets discussed here.
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Hash-Brown
04/15/17 3:16:42 AM
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completeboy posted...
what if a minor visits current events expecting normal stuff and sees sexual garbage here?

Then he will see this site is just like every other site with a message board system.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:18:15 AM
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Hash-Brown posted...
completeboy posted...
what if a minor visits current events expecting normal stuff and sees sexual garbage here?

Then he will see this site is just like every other site with a message board system.

no he will see it was a mistake coming to this board, because HE WAS CAREFUL ABOUT WHERE SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSED

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1061-sex-sexuality

YET HE SAW SEXUAL CRAP HERE AND HE GETS BRAINWASHED
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kingdrake2
04/15/17 3:18:50 AM
#15:


we have been brainwashed here.... be careful about board invasion. its a serious offense.
they lock you up in the ivory tower for a week.
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TheSexMachine
04/15/17 3:19:04 AM
#16:


ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.
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KeyBlade999
04/15/17 3:19:20 AM
#17:


Fun fact: TC literally made a petition on Site Suggestions for this very thing lol.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/7-site-suggestions/75239797
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ForestLogic
04/15/17 3:19:24 AM
#18:


completeboy posted...
what if a minor visits current events expecting normal stuff and sees sexual garbage here?


You're supposed to be 13 to use GameFAQs.

I'm not saying 13 year olds should be having sex, but at that age they're aware of it and probably fantasize/talk about it a lot with their friends.

What better way to learn about going down on girls with bushes, than from a group of strangers on a video game website message board?
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KeyBlade999
04/15/17 3:19:42 AM
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TheSexMachine posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.

Well, okay, first things first.

How'd everyone lose their virginity?
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dollarflashsale
04/15/17 3:20:46 AM
#20:


your mother.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:21:18 AM
#21:


ForestLogic posted...
completeboy posted...
what if a minor visits current events expecting normal stuff and sees sexual garbage here?


You're supposed to be 13 to use GameFAQs.

I'm not saying 13 year olds should be having sex, but at that age they're aware of it and probably fantasize/talk about it a lot with their friends.

What better way to learn about going down on girls with bushes, than from a group of strangers on a video game website message board?

someone checks all boards, he notes https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1061-sex-sexuality and decides to avoid that board

he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed
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ForestLogic
04/15/17 3:21:26 AM
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TheSexMachine posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.


Yo I actually have a legit question.

How often is average for most established couples? I mean once they get past that LETS HAVE SEX EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE phase in the beginning. My girlfriend and I are at 1-2 times per week. Some of my friends have it once a month if they're lucky, but one of my friends used to do it 5 times a week with her ex. So I dunno what's "normal".
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:21:54 AM
#23:


dollarflashsale posted...
your mother.

yes?
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kingdrake2
04/15/17 3:22:31 AM
#24:


the true and only answer is lack of any (if the male or female whomever desires it). that will lead to things such as cheating (very messy).
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MuayThai85
04/15/17 3:22:47 AM
#25:


KeyBlade999 posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.

Well, okay, first things first.

How'd everyone lose their virginity?


High school party. Random chick I barely knew.

I only took one person's virginity though and that was my wife. Sex with a virgin is pretty garbage, luckily she has greatly unnoticed over the last 2 and a half years. Even her blow jobs have gotten pretty good.
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KeyBlade999
04/15/17 3:22:53 AM
#26:


completeboy posted...
he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=female+anus
No results were found searching for the string "female anus".


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=vaginal+button
No results were found searching for the string "vaginal button".

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TheSexMachine
04/15/17 3:23:28 AM
#27:


ForestLogic posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.


Yo I actually have a legit question.

How often is average for most established couples? I mean once they get past that LETS HAVE SEX EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE phase in the beginning. My girlfriend and I are at 1-2 times per week. Some of my friends have it once a month if they're lucky, but one of my friends used to do it 5 times a week with her ex. So I dunno what's "normal".

Depends on age, schedules, and such. Sometimes me and my girlfriend will have it every night, sometimes only days off.
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Kalse
04/15/17 3:23:37 AM
#28:


KeyBlade999 posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.

Well, okay, first things first.

How'd everyone lose their virginity?

TCs mom
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CowboyDan
04/15/17 3:23:41 AM
#29:


titties!
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MuayThai85
04/15/17 3:23:50 AM
#30:


ForestLogic posted...
TheSexMachine posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Let's start talking about sex in this topic too.

If anyone needs advice or tips let me know.


Yo I actually have a legit question.

How often is average for most established couples? I mean once they get past that LETS HAVE SEX EVERYTIME, EVERYWHERE phase in the beginning. My girlfriend and I are at 1-2 times per week. Some of my friends have it once a month if they're lucky, but one of my friends used to do it 5 times a week with her ex. So I dunno what's "normal".


My wife and I are 4-7 times per week, some times more. We even have an 11 month old baby and still find time.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:24:22 AM
#31:


KeyBlade999 posted...
completeboy posted...
he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=female+anus
No results were found searching for the string "female anus".


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=vaginal+button
No results were found searching for the string "vaginal button".

visit the damn topic on the first page right now, I WENT DOWN THERE AND THERE WAS HAIR

SEE BUTTON WORD USED
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dollarflashsale
04/15/17 3:24:28 AM
#32:


completeboy posted...
dollarflashsale posted...
your mother.

yes?


i am ROD and i did completeboy's mom last night.
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Nightmare_Luna
04/15/17 3:26:00 AM
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lol
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ForestLogic
04/15/17 3:26:38 AM
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Aha. So seems like 1-2 times a week is on the lower extreme of normal.

I'm hoping once Summer rolls around and our apartment isn't so cold, it'll sorta rev up our sex drives even more.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:26:51 AM
#35:


KeyBlade999 posted...
completeboy posted...
he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=female+anus
No results were found searching for the string "female anus".


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=vaginal+button
No results were found searching for the string "vaginal button".

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75239768

READ THE WORD BUTTON IN THAT DARN DAMN GARBAGE TOPIC, BUTTON BUTTON BUTTON
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TheSexMachine
04/15/17 3:27:45 AM
#36:


completeboy posted...
KeyBlade999 posted...
completeboy posted...
he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=female+anus
No results were found searching for the string "female anus".


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=vaginal+button
No results were found searching for the string "vaginal button".

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75239768

READ THE WORD BUTTON IN THAT DARN DAMN GARBAGE TOPIC, BUTTON BUTTON BUTTON

Clit, or button?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/15/17 3:28:27 AM
#37:


completeboy doesn't even know what sex it.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:30:24 AM
#38:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
completeboy doesn't even know what sex it.

cause i am a moral virgin but you already know that
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ForestLogic
04/15/17 3:30:39 AM
#39:


I had a thought.

What if CompleteBoy's fetish is people telling him to talk about sex more, while he pretends to not want to talk about it?
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:31:22 AM
#40:


ForestLogic posted...
I had a thought.

What if CompleteBoy's fetish is people telling him to talk about sex more, while he pretends to not want to talk about it?

just follow rules and use your brain to not discuss sex in none sex related board
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KeyBlade999
04/15/17 3:31:37 AM
#41:


completeboy posted...
KeyBlade999 posted...
completeboy posted...
he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=female+anus
No results were found searching for the string "female anus".


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=vaginal+button
No results were found searching for the string "vaginal button".

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75239768

READ THE WORD BUTTON IN THAT DARN DAMN GARBAGE TOPIC, BUTTON BUTTON BUTTON

"i went down on a girl who doesn't shave down there"

I don't see the word "button" in that phrase.
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Ampelas
04/15/17 3:32:11 AM
#42:


This is easily one of the shittiest gimmicks on a board flooded with shitty gimmicks
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:33:19 AM
#43:


KeyBlade999 posted...
completeboy posted...
KeyBlade999 posted...
completeboy posted...
he comes to current events for the first time and read about female anus and vaginal buttons discussions

he gets brainwashed

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=female+anus
No results were found searching for the string "female anus".


https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events?search=vaginal+button
No results were found searching for the string "vaginal button".

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75239768

READ THE WORD BUTTON IN THAT DARN DAMN GARBAGE TOPIC, BUTTON BUTTON BUTTON

"i went down on a girl who doesn't shave down there"

I don't see the word "button" in that phrase.

soulunison2 posted...
mad bushy

was asian (korean)

didn't swallow any hair, had trouble finding the button but once I found it I knew what to do.

It wasn't any different, I couldn't part the hair so I kinda had to taste it too <_<


STOP LYING TROLL
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Anisoptera
04/15/17 3:33:26 AM
#44:


I agree. The Anime Boobs, sexy SFW .gif , and furry threads need to stop. Also the threads about sexy cosplay and what not need to stop. I come to this board to hear discussion about what's going on in the news and pop culture. I don't want to see busty women wearing suggestive outfits and doing lewd poses.
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TheSexMachine
04/15/17 3:34:12 AM
#45:


completeboy posted...
ForestLogic posted...
I had a thought.

What if CompleteBoy's fetish is people telling him to talk about sex more, while he pretends to not want to talk about it?

just follow rules and use your brain to not discuss sex in none sex related board

If sex is a current event for that person it belongs here.
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:34:25 AM
#46:


Ampelas posted...
This is easily one of the shittiest gimmicks on a board flooded with shitty gimmicks

I UNDERSTAND, ITS TOO RARE TO SEE SOME QUALITY PERSON IN TODAY'S WORLD, ONE WHO IS NOT FAT DRUNKEN LOSER WHO ABUSES FEMALE VIA ROUGH SEX

sorry i have class and morals
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KeyBlade999
04/15/17 3:34:38 AM
#47:


http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/540/267/433.gif

Dropping this in here. ;)
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completeboy
04/15/17 3:35:06 AM
#48:


Anisoptera posted...
I agree. The Anime Boobs, sexy SFW .gif , and furry threads need to stop. Also the threads about sexy cosplay and what not need to stop. I come to this board to hear discussion about what's going on in the news and pop culture. I don't want to see busty women wearing suggestive outfits and doing lewd poses.

there is a nice user who knows what is wrong and what should be right
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ForestLogic
04/15/17 3:35:25 AM
#49:


On the topic of going down on a girl, let's discuss taste.

I personally agree with the internet's classic description that it tastes like salty milk and pennies.
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Tmaster148
04/15/17 3:35:28 AM
#50:


completeboy posted...
Ampelas posted...
This is easily one of the shittiest gimmicks on a board flooded with shitty gimmicks

I UNDERSTAND, ITS TOO RARE TO SEE SOME QUALITY PERSON IN TODAY'S WORLD, ONE WHO IS NOT FAT DRUNKEN LOSER WHO ABUSES FEMALE VIA ROUGH SEX

sorry i have class and morals


Someone with class wouldn't be using all caps.
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KeyBlade999
04/15/17 3:35:33 AM
#51:


completeboy posted...
STOP LYING TROLL

Take note that the GameFAQs search only operates on topic titles. In short: learn to read and click relevant links, ya troll. ;)
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