Current Events > I pwned this meathead at the gym today
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Philoktetes 04/14/17 4:09:38 AM #1: |
Guy at Gym (upon watching my marathon jumprope sessions): "Jumprope? What're you doing that for?"
Me: "Cardio training." Guy (scoffs): "Girls jumprope." Me: "ROCKY jumproped." Guy (looks me up and down, scoffts): "Um...you're no Rocky." Me (after long pause): "Want me to kick your ass...just so you can be sure on that?" (silence, guy's jaw drops, he walks away) Me: (continues jumproping) --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 04/14/17 4:10:07 AM #2: |
looks like you showed him the ropes
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Fart_Tzar 04/14/17 4:11:18 AM #3: |
/r/thathappened
--- 5820k (H100i) | 32gb DDR4 | Asus X99-A | EVGA 980 SC | 512gb 840 pro + 2gb WD Black | Nvidia Surround | Ducky Shine 5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 04/14/17 4:11:22 AM #4: |
OwlRammer posted...
looks like you showed him the ropes damn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syncronous 04/14/17 4:15:52 AM #5: |
Alternate ending: the guy accepts your challenge and beats you to death.
--- #CuckLivesMatter ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WWEPropaganda 04/15/17 11:54:06 PM #6: |
Anyone who questions the legitimacy of the incredible boost to cardio, precision, agility and finesse needs to look no further than the former WWE Champion Roman Reigns
http://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Roman-Reigns-Skipping-Rope-At-Back-OFF-Arena-462x550.jpg http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Reigns-superman-punch.gif  The man is 6'4, 260 pounds and stronger than a Ox but yet moves with the grace and speed of a cruiserweight. One of the greatest athletes in the world today and you gotta believe a lot of that purely due to his unmatched training regime --- WWEPropaganda's Superstar of the day: The Revival, Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson. http://pa1.narvii.com/6149/fb94ffa1c060c070c7166c3476e69b58fa817178_hq.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KStateKing17 04/15/17 11:56:58 PM #7: |
Fart_Tzar posted...
/r/thathappened To be fair, intimidation in the gym does happen a lot. That being said, quite a few of these bird legged bodybuilders just have muscle, but no talent when it comes to fighting. --- Mains: Xiaoyu/Zafina (Tekken)-Dhalsim (SF)-Jax (MK) Luong/Yamazaki/Joe (KoF) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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