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KILBOTz
04/11/17 12:04:10 AM
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Well?






You are on a hot date, an hour away from home and you need to drop a foul colon bomb. You do your business and there is no TP, no paper towels, no tissue, nothing. What do you wipe with?
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KILBOTz
04/11/17 12:52:47 PM
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Offworlder1
04/11/17 12:54:43 PM
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I always look to make sure there is to before I go, only a fool or someone who really has to go does not check first.
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V-E-G-Y-
04/11/17 12:56:11 PM
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voldothegr8
04/11/17 12:58:46 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
I always look to make sure there is to before I go, only a fool or someone who really has to go does not check first.

This, but for the sake of argument I think I'm sacrificing a sock first. If somehow both socks don't cut it then it's on to the underwear.
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weapon_d00d816
04/11/17 1:00:19 PM
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Left hand and just wash thoroughly afterward. Nothing else you can really do about it.
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Paragon21XX
04/11/17 1:01:48 PM
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The sink.
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DifferentialEquation
04/11/17 1:05:01 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
I always look to make sure there is to before I go, only a fool or someone who really has to go does not check first.

This, but for the sake of argument I think I'm sacrificing a sock first. If somehow both socks don't cut it then it's on to the underwear.



Which sock would you start with: right or left?
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thompsontalker7
04/11/17 1:06:22 PM
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Sacrifice a sock; if I'm wearing shorts for some reason I pocket the other sock
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