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Kelystic
04/09/17 10:10:05 PM
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1 billion dollars but you have to defeat Mayweather Jr in a boxing match.


He cannot be bribed and will bring his A game.

You win 0.0025% of the prize money if you get knocked out.
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organicbamf
04/09/17 10:10:50 PM
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25 grand for most likely permanent brain damage?

nah i'm good fam
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UnholyMudcrab
04/09/17 10:11:06 PM
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I wonder how much of that $25,000 I'd be left with after the hospital bills.
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organicbamf
04/09/17 10:11:28 PM
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also literally nobody on this site would be able to beat him at boxing

nobody
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Burgess
04/09/17 10:12:05 PM
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What if the bout goes to decision because Mayweather does nothing but run the entire time.
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TheDarkCircle
04/09/17 10:12:30 PM
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what do u win if you lose by decision?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/09/17 10:12:53 PM
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Nobody said I can't hire someone to poison him right before the match. I'd do terrible shit for a billion dollars.
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MuayThai85
04/09/17 10:12:59 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I wonder how much of that $25,000 I'd be left with after the hospital bills.


Most of it. Mayweather has pillow fists and you should be just taking a dive on the first punch he throws anyways. At least that's what I'd do.
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BilalPowell
04/09/17 10:13:09 PM
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I'll offer him 1 million to throw the match.
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Oystersoup
04/09/17 10:13:44 PM
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Easy work.
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Burgess
04/09/17 10:13:50 PM
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And I think he could be bribed why do you say he couldn't be I mean a billion is a lot.
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Ricemills
04/09/17 10:14:55 PM
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deal.
ill just throw the towel or faked a K.O at the start of the match.
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UnholyMudcrab
04/09/17 10:16:22 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
I'll offer him 1 million to throw the match.

Dude made like $100 million a fight. He'd laugh in your face.
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awesome999
04/09/17 10:17:17 PM
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Do I get time to train? After maybe two years I'll probably stand a chance, seeing where I am physically right now
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organicbamf
04/09/17 10:18:15 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
BilalPowell posted...
I'll offer him 1 million to throw the match.

Dude made like $100 million a fight. He'd laugh in your face.


his fight with pacquiao earned him 250 mill

but i think you might be able to go much lower, if he could be bribed (which itt he couldn't), because there's no actual training to throw a fight

it's not like he'd be spending months prepping for it
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organicbamf
04/09/17 10:18:29 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Do I get time to train? After maybe two years I'll probably stand a chance, seeing where I am physically right now


no you wouldn't lol

2 years?

lmao
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MuayThai85
04/09/17 10:19:34 PM
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organicbamf posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
BilalPowell posted...
I'll offer him 1 million to throw the match.

Dude made like $100 million a fight. He'd laugh in your face.


his fight with pacquiao earned him 250 mill

but i think you might be able to go much lower, if he could be bribed (which itt he couldn't), because there's no actual training to throw a fight

it's not like he'd be spending months prepping for it


You could offer him 900 million of the prize money and he would still just whoop your ass. He wouldn't risk his legacy for no amount of money.
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Schwarber
04/09/17 10:19:48 PM
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Kelystic
04/09/17 10:21:26 PM
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organicbamf
04/09/17 10:22:07 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
You could offer him 900 million of the prize money and he would still just whoop your ass. He wouldn't risk his legacy for no amount of money.


yeah that might be true. moot anyway since as per tc he can't be bribed so *shrug*
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Schwarber
04/09/17 10:23:02 PM
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ThanksUglyGod
04/09/17 10:24:57 PM
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Deal. I watched a lotta WWF and DBZ growing up.
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Lightsasori
04/09/17 10:26:58 PM
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You'll have to knock him out because there's no way any of us here is going to be able to beat him by points and even then that's practically impossible at this point.
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CE-Asked4This
04/09/17 10:27:31 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Do I get time to train? After maybe two years I'll probably stand a chance, seeing where I am physically right now

Not sure if serious. I'm just going to assume you're not being serious.
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Schwarber
04/09/17 10:28:21 PM
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What if I try and kick him in the nuts to get a DQ? Do I get anything then?
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Onetrueking
04/09/17 10:31:08 PM
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Boxing it's a punchers chance

MMA he's screwed
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LordRazziel
04/09/17 10:34:31 PM
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organicbamf posted...
also literally nobody on this site would be able to beat him at boxing

nobody

He'd be no match for my crane stance.
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awesome999
04/09/17 10:36:57 PM
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organicbamf posted...
no you wouldn't lol

2 years?

lmao

CE-Asked4This posted...
Not sure if serious. I'm just going to assume you're not being serious.

He's past his prime and I'm talking 2 years of hardcore training. And studying his fighting style

And I still said probably
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MarioBro88
04/09/17 10:38:43 PM
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Schwarber posted...
How many rounds?

One bullet will do.

*loads gun*
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Iodine
04/10/17 6:24:54 PM
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$25k just for getting knocked out? Sounds great.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/10/17 6:28:40 PM
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The King of Despair will take down Mayweather much in the same way that my Queen took down Juzo Sakakura with such relative ease.

Sign me that check.
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King Rial
04/10/17 6:31:35 PM
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$25,000 to meet Mayweather and take a dive? Deal.
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anth0ny
04/10/17 6:34:12 PM
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organicbamf posted...
also literally nobody on this site would be able to beat him at boxing

nobody

what's crazy is that this is true
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CE-Asked4This
04/10/17 8:46:06 PM
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awesome999 posted...
organicbamf posted...
no you wouldn't lol

2 years?

lmao

CE-Asked4This posted...
Not sure if serious. I'm just going to assume you're not being serious.

He's past his prime and I'm talking 2 years of hardcore training. And studying his fighting style

And I still said probably

lol
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Zack_Attackv1
04/10/17 8:54:41 PM
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*air boxing*

I've got him all mapped out already. It takes him exactly a twentieth of a second to throw a punch.

Step up, daddeh!
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Awesome
04/10/17 8:58:57 PM
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he was always susceptible to jabs to the body then overhand rights
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1NfamousACE_2
04/10/17 9:07:01 PM
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I'm 97% sure Mayweather couldn't knock me out

With a novice fighter, Mayweather might be on the attack
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Gamer99z
04/13/17 12:12:14 AM
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I'll give it a shot and if it doesn't work out I'll take a dive for 25k.
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Turtlebread
04/13/17 12:16:04 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/13/17 12:22:55 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I wonder how much of that $25,000 I'd be left with after the hospital bills.


Most of it. Mayweather has pillow fists and you should be just taking a dive on the first punch he throws anyways. At least that's what I'd do.

This lol
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gguirao
04/13/17 4:33:09 AM
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No deal.
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FL81
04/13/17 4:34:28 AM
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Key
04/13/17 4:35:27 AM
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block face
take one jab to stomach
fall over and lose fight
walw away with 25K
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trappedunderice
04/13/17 4:39:30 AM
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Sure, I'll just watch his boxing matches and figure out his technique and weaknesses amd train for 3 months hardcore. I already know about the legendary Mayweather blocking technique but I think I could get passed it.
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Fart_Tzar
04/13/17 4:41:52 AM
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Do everything in my power to sabotage his fight. Gladiator/Fearless style.
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