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IHeartRadiation posted...

Gun wounds are pathetic

Who said anything about a gun?
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au_gold posted...

au_gold posted...

D: Casually walk to the door, put your arm around Candice, and pretend you don't recognize Jamal due to his tan.

You take three deep breaths. The police can't get involved; you committed arson and killed your fiancee. You finally get up from the couch, casually walk to the door and stand next to Candice. You put your arm around her and look at Jamal, standing only a few feet in front of you. His expression is hard to decipher due to his charred skin and bloody boils across his face, but his eyes alone speak volumes: he is not happy.

"Hey, honey," you nonchalantly address Candice. "Is this a friend of yours?"
Jamal fires back, "You know damn well who I am."
Candice turns to you, "I don't know who this is. I was going to call the cops."
"Nah, there's no need for that," you reply, "I'll take care of this, okay?"
She smiles. "Okay. Well, I'll leave you boys to it then." She kiss you on the cheek, spanks your ass and walks back into the house, leaving you and Jamal alone.

The two of you stare at each other in silence for a few seconds. "I'm sorry," you begin, "do I know you?"
"Goddammit," Jamal raises his voice, "I'm Jamal! The motherfucker you tried to kill today!"
You feign surprise and chuckle, "Oh, Jamal! How are you doing, man? I didn't recognize you with that tan."
"Fuck you." Jamal is not amused.
"Listen man, what do you want? I was kinda in the middle of something."
"Oh, I'm sorry, were you doing something important? Killing some more innocent people? You fucking psycho."
"Hey, hey, cool your jets. I didn't kill anyone. The house just spontaneously combusted, you know? Maybe I left the oven on. Shit happens."
"Yeah, shit happens. And shit's gonna happen to you real soon."
You sigh dramatically. "What do you want, man? Money? An apology?"
Jamal glares. "I want you to feel the pain I'm in, the pain your fiancee was in. I want you to know how it feels when flames spread across your body and peel off your flesh. I want you to know what it is to be in true agony."
You notice that Jamal has one hand hidden behind his back. Jamal continues, "It's ironic, you know? That you'd kill your fiancee for cheating on you when you have your own family here. You sick motherfucker. You didn't even love her, did you? DID YOU?"

You look back into the house and see Candice and Michael cowering in the corner. Jamal thinks these people mean something to you. Maybe that can be used to your advantage.

What do you do?

A: Give Jamal a heartfelt apology and beg for his forgiveness.
B: Take Jamal by surprise by punching him in the face, slamming the door, and running away with Candice and Michael.
C: Tell Jamal that he can kill Candice so that you'll be even.
D: Tell Jamal that he can kill Michael so that you'll be even.
E: Inform Jamal that he's being a drama queen and remind him that bros come before hoes.

Trash tier story component, straight trash choices.
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F: knock out jamal. Tie him up then bang Candice in front of him before executing him

Milkman5 posted...

F: knock out jamal. Tie him up then bang Candice in front of him before executing him

On second thoughts, this.
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Milkman5 posted...

F: knock out jamal. Tie him up then bang Candice in front of him before executing him

I am not amused.

Milkman5 posted...

F: knock out jamal. Tie him up then bang Candice in front of him before executing him

IHeartRadiation posted...

I am not amused.

Milkman5 posted...

F: knock out jamal. Tie him up then bang Candice in front of him before executing him

Are you recently highly 'tanned?'
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F: knock out jamal. Tie him up then bang Candice in front of him before executing him

You turn back and look at Jamal who is seething. "What's that you got behind your back there?" you ask. Before Jamal has a chance to process your question, you smack him in the face as hard as you can. His facial boils burst bloody puss as his body plunges down to the ground. His head knocks against the concrete porch and he's rendered immediately unconscious. You see his hidden hand loosen grip on what appears to be a butter knife. This man was clearly desperate. But he threatened you, and that's not something you take lightly.

You walk back into the house briskly. "I need something to tie him up. Hurry!" you exclaim. Candice and Michael scurry to different parts of the house looking for tools. You go through the kitchen cabinets - rotten meat, old cans, rat poison - nothing of worth. Soon after, Candice runs out from the hallway and approaches you. "Here," she says, handing you a box filled with rope, handcuffs, zip ties, ball gags, duct tape, anal beads, and assless chaps. You take the box, bewildered but pleasantly surprised. "Wow," you start, "this is perfect." Candice smiles, "Yeah, that's my fetish kit." She winks. You grab a nearby chair, place it in the center of the living room, then go outside and drag Jamal's incapacitated, burned body inside the house, closing the door behind you. Candice helps you lift Jamal into the chair. You proceed to handcuff his hands to the arm rests, tie rope around his body and feet, put a ball gag into his mouth, and duct tape his head to the back of the chair, ensuring that he can't move. Michael watches the two of you work in horror.

"What are you going to do with him?" Candice inquires. You reach down into her fetish box and hand her the leather assless chaps. "Put these on," you demand. She complies, instantly pulling down her sweaty yoga pants and panties. You marvel at her fit, silky legs. "No peeking," she says cheekily. She turns around so you can get a good look at her plump, firm ass and thighs. She puts on the assless chaps one leg at a time, allowing you to catch the occasional glimpse of her tight, pink, freshly-licked vagina. She turns to you enthusiastically. With her white tank top and black leather chaps, she resembles a sexy workout coach-slash-dominatrix. "What do you think?" You ogle her, "That's... you... th-" "Thank you," she interrupts, doing a complete 360 spin to flash her ass to you one more time. "So," she continues, "what do you want to do?" You notice Jamal's eyes start to move. "Let's fuck," you declare.
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You bend her over in front of Jamal. Her ass sticks out, begging for you to pound it doggystyle. You quickly remove your pants as blood rushes down to your genitals, and shove your penis into her vagina mercilessly. You thrust rapidly and Candice wails in elation; you have your eyes on Jamal the entire time, making sure that he's watching. Michael also watches as you vigorously penetrate the very area from which he was birthed. Jamal struggles and whimpers, which only serves as fuel for your sexual prowess. Both you and Candice moan and breathe heavily until finally, after two minutes of ecstasy, you blow your load inside of her. You sit back and catch your breath. Candice sticks her fingers into her vagina, scoops out a dollop of your ejaculate, and sticks her filthy fingers in her mouth. She makes a 'mmm' sound before she swallows. "Michael, I hope you're okay with another sibling!" Michael is unresponsive, standing stoically in the corner with his mouth agape in utter shock.

"Okay," you begin, "let's finish this." You grab the butter knife Jamal brought with him. Suddenly, you hear three thuds at the door. "Police! Open up!"

What do you do?

A: Answer the door sans pants, offering to help the officers in any way you can.
B: Jam the butter knife into Jamal's skull, hide his body, then answer the door.
C: Take off the remainder of your clothes and answer the door with Candice, informing the officers that you're in the service of Jamal who enjoys being cuckolded.
D: Take Jamal into Candice's room and begin peeling the remaining flesh off of his charred body, then ask for Candice open the door and distract the officers.
E: Hide Jamal's body for later use, take off the remainder of your clothes, then answer the door with your penis inside Candice's ass, claiming that you're in the middle of a religious anal sex marathon.
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E.
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C
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E

Lmao this is hilarious
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Excellent

C
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au_gold posted...

E: Hide Jamal's body for later use, take off the remainder of your clothes, then answer the door with your penis inside Candice's ass, claiming that you're in the middle of a religious anal sex marathon.

"Shit! Let's get him out of here." You and Candice lift the chair and Jamal along with it, and swiftly move it into Candice's room. Jamal groans through his taped up mouth. You smack him on the back of the head with the butt end of the knife, knocking him out cold. The two of you close the bedroom door behind you. You put down the knife, take off your shirt and strip off the rest of your clothes. "What are you doing?" Candice asks. "Trust me," you say, "answer the door. I'll be right behind you." Two more loud thuds come from the front door. "Open up!" a deep voice demands. Candice approaches the door and just as she's about to open it, you run up behind her and shove your penis balls deep into her anus. "Whoa!" she squeals as the door swings open.

Two female officers are standing on Candice's porch. One is a short, immensely attractive brunette with large breasts protruding from her uniform and an ass that absolutely refuses to quit; the other is a tall, big-boned blonde with a masculine stature. "What's going on in here?" the butch officer asks. Both you and Candice are sweating profusely; she's slightly bent over while you're standing upright behind her, stark naked with your penis completely enveloped in her anal cavity. "Nothing much," you start. "Just in the middle of our religious anal sex marathon." The two officers look down, no doubt noticing Candice's assless chaps and the fact that your penis is wholly inside of her. The petite officer bites: "Religious anal sex marathon?" Candice nods her head. "Yeah," you begin. "It's a tradition in our household; a spiritual awakening process if you will." The officer rebuttals, "How is that religious in any way?" Candice blurts out, "It's heavenly!" You catch your breath, "We do it for our lord and savior. But it's less for a specific religious affiliation and more of a transcendent spiritual experience for the two of us. They say that the eye to a person's soul lies in their anus, and we like to do a lot of soul searching."

The officers play along, but you notice a hint of skepticism on their faces. The big woman states, "We've received multiple noise complaints from this house. Would you know anything about that?" "Well," you begin, indicating Candice, "this one's a screamer." The two of you chuckle lightly; you start thrusting and she begins wailing to prove your point. The heavy set officer continues, "Is that your son?" She points to a traumatized Michael, sulking in a dark corner of the room. You stop thrusting and look back. "Oh, yes, that's little Mikey." She sternly asks, "Do you think your boy should be watching this?" Candice quickly turns her head around, "Michael, get your ass back into your room!" Michael immediately complies. You smirk slyly, "Problem solved." The four of you stare at each other as an awkward silence fills the air.

What do you do?

A: Kindly ask the officers to leave as you have more soul searching to do.
B: Invite the petite officer inside and ask the husky officer if she has something better to do.
C: Explicitly comment on the brunette officer's body, claiming that she has legs for days and an ass that simply won't quit, then invite her inside.
D: Explicitly comment on the blonde officer's body, claiming that she has the ass of a ten-year-old boy and boobs that make you wish you were a baby again, then invite her inside.
E: Begin thrusting through the awkward silence, penetrating Candice mercilessly until the officers decide to either leave or join in.
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@Microwaved_Eggs

What was that you said about this topic being ruined?

I am satiated.

My choice is whatever the next nerd who isn't Microwaved_Eggs chooses.

E
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IHeartRadiation posted...

@Microwaved_Eggs

What was that you said about this topic being ruined?

I am satiated.

My choice is whatever the next nerd who isn't Microwaved_Eggs chooses.

LOL

does mommy have all the pornsites blocked?
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C and D
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Microwaved_Eggs posted...

IHeartRadiation posted...

@Microwaved_Eggs

What was that you said about this topic being ruined?

I am satiated.

My choice is whatever the next nerd who isn't Microwaved_Eggs chooses.

LOL

does mommy have all the pornsites blocked?

What makes you think I'm here for porn?

E

E.

This is hilarious and we should do these more often.
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Bump
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au_gold posted...

E: Begin thrusting through the awkward silence, penetrating Candice mercilessly until the officers decide to either leave or join in.

You begin thrusting your penis into Candice's ass repeatedly. The officers' expressions change from confusion to disgust as you proceed to violate the orifice from which Candice releases excrement. You penetrate deeper and deeper with each thrust, causing her to squeal louder and louder. You grab onto her breasts from outside of her now sopping wet tank top. She starts screaming, "Yes! Yes! I'm about to... Ah! I'm almost there... Ah! Ah! Ah!" The fat officer interjects: "May we come in?" Her voice is practically inaudible under your groans and Candice's wails. As you near completion, you slam your penis into Candice's ass like the Hammer of Thor, prompting an exhale like the gust of a thousand winds. Candice finishes simultaneously. You finally pull out, watching your ejaculate steadily drip out of her gaping rectum and onto the hardwood floor. Candice stands upright, wipes her hair away from her face and says to the officers, "Please, come in."

The two of you lead the officers into the house, closing the door behind them. You, stark naked and drenched in sweat, pull up two chairs in front of the couch. You signal the officers to have a seat on the couch while you and Candice sit on the chairs. Candice immediately jumps back up. "Ow! I'm not going to be able to sit for a while," she proclaims. You smirk; "So, what are your names?" The heavy officer begins, "I'm Officer Ellen, and this is Officer Patton," indicating the well endowed brunette woman. "Well, Ellen and Patton, it's a pleasure to meet you both." You extent your hand affably. They look at it quizzically, and you realize it's because it was soaking up Candice's breast sweat just moments earlier. "Oh," you chuckle, "right." Candice, who's standing awkwardly beside the three of you, states, "Let me check on my son real quick. I'll be right back." She turns and walks into the hallway. You watch as her bare ass cheeks jiggle with each step she takes, until she opens and enters Michael's room. You shift your attention back to the officers.

"Have you ladies participated in an anal sex marathon before?" you ask with a straight face. Officer Patton replies, "Not a marathon, but I'm familiar with the technique." You detect a modicum of sensuality in her timbre. "Ellen here is the real expert." Ellen begins speaking, "I wouldn't say I'm an expert, but there are days when..." Her voice becomes white noise as you stare lustfully at Patton, examining her curves, her supple breasts. The two of you lock eyes and she smiles. Ellen is still speaking, but as far as you're concerned, the only thing you want to hear at this moment is the sound of Patton gasping for air as you throat fuck her into submission. "...and that's how we met." Silence fills the air. You nod as if you were listening, "Well, isn't that wonderful. So, who wants to go first?" They look at each other, confused. "Didn't you hear?" Patton says: "We're lesbians."
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As soon as Patton reveals this information, a loud slam is heard from Candice's room. "What was that?" Ellen asks as she and Patton get up from the couch. You stand up, "Oh, it's probably little Mikey just joshing around." The ruckus continues. It's then that you realize Jamal is still tied up in the room and has likely regained consciousness by now. Ellen starts walking toward the noise, "Mind if we take a look?"

What do you do?

A: Run ahead and block the officers' path, claiming that you have a pet Komodo dragon and you don't want him getting loose.
B: Casually mention that you have a charred black man tied up in the room and that it's nothing to worry about.
C: Grab the butter knife and jam it forcefully into Ellen's neck, then lick the blade and threaten to cut Patton if she doesn't sit back down and get undressed.
D: Run ahead and block the officers' path, claiming that you have a pet charred black man and you don't want him getting loose.
E: Grab the butter knife and wave it around erratically, threatening to kill both officers if they don't sit back down, get undressed, and make passionate love to each other.
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D.
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E

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au_gold posted...

C: Grab the butter knife and jam it forcefully into Ellen's neck, then lick the blade and threaten to cut Patton if she doesn't sit back down and get undressed.

This level of violence is not suitable for me.

Our decision is B.

IHeartRadiation posted...

au_gold posted...

C: Grab the butter knife and jam it forcefully into Ellen's neck, then lick the blade and threaten to cut Patton if she doesn't sit back down and get undressed.

This level of violence is not suitable for me.

Our decision is B.

Yeah as much fun as this is pushing boundaries, C and E are a bit too rapey, even for how the story has been so far.
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B
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D
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