Board 8 > Would you date a girl if she was a bartender?

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Would I get free drinks if I went to her bar?

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_BALLIN_ posted...


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Of course. The benefits are outrageous

1. Free drinks
2. You get to have your ego constantly boosted by guys hitting on her while you watch.
3. Other girls At the bar get to watch you get lavished with attention by a woman with social power and status
4. You get to test your game against an attention whoring, high status woman.


Wins all around

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Is this a serious question?

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I already have, so yes.

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Why the **** wouldn't you. There are literally no cons

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Well there are cons.

1. She'd most likely work nights so you'd better have a back up plan woman wise.
2. You'd better be very confident because guys will be hitting on her all the time and she has high social value thanks to the power we give to bartenders. Non confident men need not apply for the job.

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Erugios posted...



Are you serious? She gets hit on all the time and the risk/opportunity for her to cheat on you is greater than normal

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Scenario 1 - you date her and bang her and then she bangs other guys
Scenario 2 - you don't date her, don't bang her, and then she bangs other guys

strahax prefers #2

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foolm0ron posted...


Wrong. I prefer #3 - I don't date her, bang her and then dump her faster than your prom date dumped you.

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Strahax prior post basically Reinforced what I said:

Non confident men need not apply.

Female bartenders hold a high social standing and they wield their power greatly. This is a turn on for me because it gives me a chance to test my game against an irrationally confident woman AND there's the bonus of watching guys hit on my girlfriend.

For weak men like Strahax this is scary because he's afraid they'll always cheat on him. Ironically this fear is why girls cheat on him. Vicious Beta Cycle.

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literally acting like strahax is a real person

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<p>From: _BALLIN_ | #012
Wrong. I prefer #3 - I don't date her, bang her and then dump her faster than your prom date dumped you.</p>
Man, I was about to make a witty retort, but you struck such a sensitive chord with that prom date comment that I am speechless

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