So today, I was at Failspot and I went to the Skylander display. I kept pressing the button because the damn display kept freezing up on that one sound.
So this cursed Gamespot employee, after he finished talking to someone about SF x T (even though T x SF will be better) told me to stop pressing this button. He spoke to me like I was some damn little kid. I'm 19 year old little person with a clean face, damnit!!
So then he started to set up the Skylander toys. He looked at me as if he was thinking, "This little kid is probably gonna break these toys"
Despite all of that, the display was still was still frozen so I pressed the button one more time.
Well the employee must have been enraged because he was coming towards me like an enraged bull. So I decide hightail it outta there screaming. I mean, this employer wasn't white, so by screaming that he was gonna hurt me, his ass would be grass and he would be sent back to IraqMexicostan or wherever.
But alas, it didn't work. :(
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"This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. It feels like.... pants