~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You cant vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
I got like 25+ pages of papers left to write before we leave for midwinter break on thursday this won't happen before then because I'm soft and write slow... :(
I could do it that afternoon, or you could disqualify me
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
Its your turn to take finals now cuz this is your final round Special sauce like silk off the spool rhyming with my vinyl sound I Baptise b****es boldly with bust to block from brimstone Bunnies with bras bursting with bust are blessed to blow my bone Barbariously i ball em, playmates with shock collars Like skip ball-less or skee-lo ya wish you were a baller Yea n I'm taller, theres 12 inches you cant see though Im like an iceberg, 90% of me's down be-low And if im an ice flow then youre frozen in your tracks Im in your path to the top n you cant pass me like Snorlax Its okay that I'm tired cuz your flows alarming like a poke flute. Wait for when it wakes me up, i'll crush your dreams like Exeggcute
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
I wait three days for your rap and thats all you got? Im about to knock you out of the comp in one shot Your rhymes were a disaster; quick, you call a pastor Cause Im a rapping master and my grooves are faster Ill do you a huge favor and beat you down real quick But after Im done with you youll be feeling dyspeptic They call you special sauce but your flow is your albatross I tried to find how it rhymed but it kept leaving me at a loss When the results are shown your mommas gonna mourn Until she finally catches you watching all that porn After that shell probably wish that you had been stillborn But for right now you are just a speck in my side, a thorn
-- Warning_Crazy Winner of Board 8 Big Brother! i may be running for senatorship (thanks nio) but i'm no SUPERNICEDOG
Once bitten, twice shy, you couldnt swing a single punch Thrice beaten, my oh my, I can write a winner over brunch Yeah, Snorlax just woke up and I'm level one hundred Full health now, and I'll eat you twice like Fun Dip Your a "Lik a Stik" and Im like "bro have restraint" Its one thing to be gay, another to love a mans taint Surprising Ash with your girth? I guess its your prerogative But taking c*** unquantitive? Disgustingly evocative. I heard you wanted to get raped in jail so you sought a conviction You got a problem, go on MTVs "my strange addiction" Join Snooki and friends but remember herp is passed via dome I guess AIDS stands for Allow Infinite D***s Syndrome
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
Alright not a lotta time so i'll just crank this out When i'm done you'll have a major vote drought you keep trying to call me gay, in ways that get more risque i guess i'll enter the fray, you know that i always slay i'm starting to think that your projecting, or maybe injecting the lack of work is reflecting, the crowds be objecting you must have been high to think those lines were working Man get the hell off the board, please go back to lurking but we all can agree, that special sauce has autolatry i'll win, i can guarantee, theres a reason you better flee you hear that? not one clap, and for you i'll recap I really don't have time to read your crap, **** it, that's a wrap
-- Warning_Crazy Winner of Board 8 Big Brother! i may be running for senatorship (thanks nio) but i'm no SUPERNICEDOG
I love the alliteration in his first verse, and while I'm not feeling his second verse quite as much I'd still say it was better than either of w_c's (sorry man). w_c didn't really utilize his last lines as well as s_s, and I feel like he missed an opportunity to use something s_s said against him; he did at least address it, but I would've done it a bit differently. Example: "You wanna eat me like Fun Dip, and I'm the one who's gay? Someone better tell special_ed to watch what he say" is how I would've handled it.
1 >>3 > 2 > 4
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