Board 8 > You've trained a year for a marathon. You're a minute from winning. And then....

(+) Yeah! (+)

velociraptor!

"THIS MARATHON IS MINE HUMAN" he bellows as he is gaining on you, fast.

what do you do?

A) Press Z or R twice
B) gymnastics
C) Pursue Lu Bu
D) Let the Raptor win.

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c

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SuperNiceDog is a vicious breed and should be banned from further Guru contests.

C


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You put your RESOLVE HAT back on, which conveniently is the same hat as your NORMAL HAT.
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Q. Seduce Billy Ray

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A

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"Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion

K) HAQ

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jump out of the plane

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C

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k

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Congrats to 2011 Rivalry Rumble Guru winner, SuperNiceDog
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You choose to pursue Lu Bu, despite the fact that the very first thing you learn in marathon school is not to do so.

"DON'T WORRY HUMAN YOU WILL BE WITH LU BU SHORTLY" screams the raptor and he pounces on you and rips out your throat.

I guess you forgot that Lu Bu is from ancient china and has been dead for a long damn time.

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I'm "kind of a big deal".
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I would have chosen D, for the same outcome

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7: Bleed profusely.

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Congrats to 2011 Guru champ SuperNiceDog!

A minute to go means you still have about another quarter mile. Raptor is taking that **** whether you like it or not.

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