Nothing of note happens around you until one day several years down the line when a user named Omar_Vizza decides to post on GameFAQs for the first time on Board 8. Before he can make his glorious and inspirational first topic, however, he sees three topics made by you. He isn’t the brightest candle to have ever burned on Board 8 and his first thought is that someone has hacked him and knew he was coming so he immediately posts a topic calling you out for this. Needless to say a hearty round of laughs were had that day at this poor guy’s expense. He goes to PotD, never to be seen again, and you get a good ten people to watch The Wire as you explain your name. Many would look back on this day and state that is a “win/win” for board 8. Influential? Hardly, but sometimes life’s little moments are its best.
SSBDarren64
You have basically no influence on the future of board 8 due to a tragic accident that occurs two years from now. You will be texting a person you wish you have sexual intercourse with when a car rams into the side of your car and you break several bones and have a concussion. A side effect of the concussion is that you totally forget about Board 8 and never come here again after the accident. The good news is that the person you were texting takes pity on you and has sex with you a lot. She’s quite hot too, and ends up marrying you which leads to more sex. Oh, and happiness too, I guess. I think that worked out rather well for you, in retrospect. Wait, can I use the word retrospect like that? Let’s go with “yes.”
Wigs
In the year 2014 you and Ed Bellis start a feud over who is the meanest nicest Boardy award winner. You take digs at one another, as well as other well-meaning board 8ers, to try to establish that neither one of you is nice at all! Everyone laughs off your attempts though, thinking you are just so hilarious and funny and nice. Finally after months of feuding you get fed up with the people of board 8 and grab a lead pipe and swear vengeance. Over the following months several Board 8ers are found knocked out in their rooms with what happens to be injuries from a lead pipe. After ten victims you post on board 8 admitting to your path of destruction. It backfires however as everyone considers you nice for not killing everyone, leading you to hit yourself with the lead pipe. This isn’t so much influential as hilarious, especially to Ed Bellis who quietly sips on his tea and says “just as planned.”
Ermine
Ermine will lead a revolution on Board 8 several years from now when he changes how people think about animals. He will get up on his soapbox and use words such as cute and nice to sway the masses of the board to seeing it his way, the only way. When this doesn’t work out quite as well as he expects he will instead unleash several of his pet bears on the unsuspecting cynical portion of the board. The mangled corpses of his foes proudly displayed by his soapbox is all the statement Ermine needs to make about his dedication to animals and from that point on only an elite few, such as the higher ups of the RED and Overlord Ulti, can resist the pull of Ermine’s animal love without living in constant fear. Very influential!
From: Justin_Crossing | #103 all i know is i'm dwindling
You suck, Justin. You know why.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
When you are eventually banned for your various misdeeds it is a sad day on the board for the male population. Legs and breasts were once free to roam in your signature, able to make the men smile and nod as they either bounced in delight or were ran over by slender hands. This will no longer be the case in early 2013, and as a collective we shall weep in memory of your sig. As for things you yourself do on the board, well, no one is going to miss you all that much I am afraid!
Darkx
In a bit of an awkward conversation you are mistaken for a Dark Lord from Wales and the world's most delusional Harry Potter fanatic, who shall remain nameless to protect their identity before the future comes to pass, lashes out at you in a string of profane paragraphs that are as impressive in their insanity as they are their vulgarity. After an hour the person finally realizes you just have extremely poor taste in GameFAQs user names and leaves you be. This doesn't cause you to gain influence really, but people will snicker every now and again when recalling this event, and that's more than most people can boast on this message board.
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png
You enjoy your infamy for quite a number of years as not only a girl on the internet, but a girl in a position of power who has no problem teasing everyone on the board about it in rather poor taste – but we all know that’s the best kind of taste. However in a sudden plot twist in the year 2017 you actually gain a good deal of support from Board 8 when the new batch of mods prove so terrible and so biased you are forced to step in and defend your fellow board 8ers from their stupidity. The mods viciously attack you but it is fruitless as you wield your powers as Lead Mod successfully and slay all those who would oppose you. You are admired on Board 8 for several years after this until everyone remembers you are British and slowly but surely turn on you once more. I remain a fan of yours throughout, naturally.
Dr. Football
You have very little influence in the board going forward, mostly by choice. Instead you devote your time and energy into a new venture: Writing combative poetry. What is combative poetry? I don’t know, and neither do you yet, for it is a new form of poetry that you invent a few years from now and if I had done enough research to spy into your creation of such a thing I would be off making millions already instead of letting you know that it is you who will be doing it. You often thank Icehawk for giving you inspiration to do this new art form, which makes him curse every time he reads one of your poems. You are hailed as a genius by the age of thirty-five and you eventually appear on a Kanye West album. Your cameo is just about everyone’s favorite part of the album, although no one on Board 8 ever finds out you were on it.
MWC Smurf XIII_Rocks Regaro Ermine Mer Ngirl Zylo Zazi Zachnorn EndOfDiscOne BigPun MaxedOutRyu Delseban Wigs Menji OmarsComing Ayuyu Darkx SSBDarren64 Dr. Football Drakeryn Silverliner
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying
Genesis, a late addition to the board by many standards, grows into a bit of an obsession in 2014 when most of the board discovers just how perfectly nerdy she is. Not a quote by me mind you, but from some of her admirers. At first Genesis likes all of the positive attention but soon things take a turn for the worst when she realizes that the people saying nice things are, in reality, crazy internet stalkers who wouldn't know how to talk to an actual person in front of them if they had a how-to manual in their hands. She tries to gently distance herself from them but it is too late and they begin to stalk her in real life. Scared, and for some reason not in the mind to call anyone outside of the board which seems pretty convenient for this write up, she calls the one person who she knows she can trust: Me, of course! Who better to get rid of stalkers than the man who writes Doctor Doom as a Pokemon Master! I do some stuff, and Genesis goes on to become the most popular female poster of all time, winning User of the Year a few short years later. Although for some reason no guy will talk to her in private after this whole affair. Rumor has it involves a lot of blood and a certain someone sharpening a knife whenever someone thinks to mess with her. Oh, and Arcanine becomes the board's unofficial Pokemon Mascot. So fluffy!
MWC Smurf XIII_Rocks Regaro Ermine Mer GenesisSaga Ngirl Zylo Zazi Zachnorn EndOfDiscOne BigPun MaxedOutRyu Delseban Wigs Menji OmarsComing Ayuyu Darkx SSBDarren64 Dr. Football Drakeryn Silverliner
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Ngirl is a toll bridge - Wigs Gotta pay if you want to come inside! - Ngirl
And you don't want to see what happens when I try to force this stuff.
Another time perhaps, people. Thanks for all of the bumps.
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"intention doesn't matter? clearly your cashier degree did not require a law course." - ND to Joyrock on the legality of drinking a soda before paying