I walk in and there's this cute girl working the counter who I've never seen before so I assume she's knew.
Me: Hi, can I pre-order Xenoblade? Girl: *puzzled look* ....what? Me: Xenoblade Girl: Uh... I've never heard of that. Me: Uh... We both look over at the manager. Manager: You want the Wii version? Me: Uh... is there another? Manager: *ignores me* You remember how to do pre-orders? Girl: hehe, yeah. they proceed to do some weird embrace and then pre-order my game together as one. I pay and get the hell out of there.