Board 8 > ATTN: GenesisSaga [ONIONS][MATCHES]

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SMOKEDOG42O 12/22/11 8:55:00 PM #1:	So it turns out you're wicked awesome because you made my job way better. I'm a cook and some days I have to dice two dozen onions, and your match-in-ya-mouth trick has completely negated any of the vapors. Thank you. Thank you so much. SMOKEDOG42O OUT. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591266] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> So it turns out you're wicked awesome because you made my job way better. I'm a cook and some days I have to dice two dozen onions, and your match-in-ya-mouth trick has completely negated any of the vapors.Thank you. Thank you so much.SMOKEDOG42O OUT. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 9:02:00 PM #2:	your name is fetus -- *~Halo* Give into the Night. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ShadowHalo/haloshadow1.gif <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591267] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> your name is fetus -- ~Halo Give into the Night.http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ShadowHalo/haloshadow1.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 12/22/11 9:04:00 PM #3:	Oh cool. You're welcome dude. -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:591268] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> Oh cool. You're welcome dude. -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RayDyn 12/22/11 9:06:00 PM #4:	Wait, what's this match in the mouth stuff? -- Hold my money, Pockets too heavy, Ninja Turtle Swag, Bebop Rocksteady <cite>RayDyn posted [p:591269] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> Wait, what's this match in the mouth stuff? -- Hold my money, Pockets too heavy, Ninja Turtle Swag, Bebop Rocksteady </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 9:08:00 PM #5:	From: RayDyn \| #004 Wait, what's this match in the mouth stuff? Actually I'm interested to know as well even though I've never/will never dice onions. EDIT: although I can probably guess it's holding a lit match in your mouth while dicing. -- *~Halo* Give into the Night. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ShadowHalo/haloshadow1.gif <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591270] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: RayDyn \| #004Wait, what's this match in the mouth stuff?Actually I'm interested to know as well even though I've never/will never dice onions.EDIT: although I can probably guess it's holding a lit match in your mouth while dicing. -- ~Halo Give into the Night.http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ShadowHalo/haloshadow1.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Utility Man 12/22/11 9:09:00 PM #6:	Sounds like you have a lit match in your mouth while dicing onions. -- 1st Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2nd Year OMG FF7 Always Wins. 3rd Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2101st Year OMG CATS Always Wins. <cite>The Utility Man posted [p:591271] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> Sounds like you have a lit match in your mouth while dicing onions. -- 1st Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2nd Year OMG FF7 Always Wins. 3rd Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2101st Year OMG CATS Always Wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RayDyn 12/22/11 9:13:00 PM #7:	Yeah, but... You know what? F* you guys, I'm going to bed. -- Me in my car: http://img.imgcake.com/raydynjpegvuujpgra.jpg Drawing by Aga, coloring by SJ. <cite>RayDyn posted [p:591272] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> Yeah, but... You know what? F* you guys, I'm going to bed. -- Me in my car: http://img.imgcake.com/raydynjpegvuujpgra.jpgDrawing by Aga, coloring by SJ. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 9:15:00 PM #8:	What'd I do -- *~Halo* You're not the brightest. http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591273] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> What'd I do -- ~Halo You're not the brightest.http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 12/22/11 9:18:00 PM #9:	Basically you get two boxers and make them have a match in your mouth -- _foolmo_ mobile computer <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:591274] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> Basically you get two boxers and make them have a match in your mouth -- _foolmo_mobile computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 12/22/11 9:33:00 PM #10:	You take an unlit match and hold it between your teeth like a toothpick while chopping onions. The same chemicals that enable the match to ignite block the onion vapors and prevent "onion tears" as it were. -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:591275] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> You take an unlit match and hold it between your teeth like a toothpick while chopping onions. The same chemicals that enable the match to ignite block the onion vapors and prevent "onion tears" as it were. -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMOKEDOG42O 12/22/11 10:12:00 PM #11:	*GenesisSaga posted...* You take an unlit match and hold it between your teeth like a toothpick while chopping onions. The same chemicals that enable the match to ignite block the onion vapors and prevent "onion tears" as it were. Yep! When she posted it I brushed it off as a form of witchcraft - devious, devious witchcraft - but it works! Listen to this girl - she will change your life. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591276] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> GenesisSaga posted...You take an unlit match and hold it between your teeth like a toothpick while chopping onions. The same chemicals that enable the match to ignite block the onion vapors and prevent "onion tears" as it were.Yep! When she posted it I brushed it off as a form of witchcraft - devious, devious witchcraft - but it works! Listen to this girl - she will change your life. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 10:14:00 PM #12:	Oh she'll change someone's life alright. Wait where was I going with this. -- *~Halo* There is no Crane, only Scarecrow! http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3739/scarecrowq.jpg <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591277] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> Oh she'll change someone's life alright.Wait where was I going with this. -- ~Halo There is no Crane, only Scarecrow!http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3739/scarecrowq.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Utility Man 12/22/11 10:15:00 PM #13:	From: SMOKEDOG42O When she posted it I brushed it off as a form of witchcraft - devious, devious witchcraft It may still be... -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/TheLastStriderX/The-X-Team/Tum.jpg <cite>The Utility Man posted [p:591278] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: SMOKEDOG42OWhen she posted it I brushed it off as a form of witchcraft - devious, devious witchcraftIt may still be... -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/TheLastStriderX/The-X-Team/Tum.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMOKEDOG42O 12/22/11 10:16:00 PM #14:	*ShadowHalo17 posted...* Oh she'll change someone's life alright. Wait where was I going with this. Go on... -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591279] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> ShadowHalo17 posted...Oh she'll change someone's life alright.Wait where was I going with this.Go on... -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 10:28:00 PM #15:	From: SMOKEDOG42O \| #014 *ShadowHalo17 posted...* Oh she'll change someone's life alright. Wait where was I going with this. Go on... Well it starts with a random animal of which I forget the name. Oh right it's called alcohol. What were we talking about? -- *~Halo* You're not the brightest. http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591280] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: SMOKEDOG42O \| #014ShadowHalo17 posted...Oh she'll change someone's life alright.Wait where was I going with this.Go on...Well it starts with a random animal of which I forget the name.Oh right it's called alcohol.What were we talking about? -- ~Halo You're not the brightest.http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 12/22/11 11:03:00 PM #17:	I would lay GenesisSaga down... and make sweet vidalia onion love -- _foolmo_ mobile computer <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:591282] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> I would lay GenesisSaga down...and make sweet vidalia onion love -- _foolmo_mobile computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 11:06:00 PM #18:	I would lay GenesisSaga down... And leave her there. -- *~Halo* You're not the brightest. http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591283] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> I would lay GenesisSaga down...And leave her there. -- ~Halo You're not the brightest.http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMOKEDOG42O 12/22/11 11:12:00 PM #19:	I would lay GenesisSaga down... and tell her how pretty she is. I would compare her to wizard spells and alternate universes, her beauty being so great that it couldn't possibly exist in ours. I would tell her these things and then help her up and give her a ride home, where I would drop her off and wish her the best. FETUS NICEST USER 2011 -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591284] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> I would lay GenesisSaga down...and tell her how pretty she is. I would compare her to wizard spells and alternate universes, her beauty being so great that it couldn't possibly exist in ours. I would tell her these things and then help her up and give her a ride home, where I would drop her off and wish her the best.FETUS NICEST USER 2011 -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 12/22/11 11:49:00 PM #20:	From: The Utility Man \| #020 All I need do it vote against her in save contests. -- _foolmo_ mobile computer <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:591285] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: The Utility Man \| #020All I need do it vote against her in save contests. -- _foolmo_mobile computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 12/22/11 11:50:00 PM #21:	From: SMOKEDOG42O \| #019 I would lay GenesisSaga down... and tell her how pretty she is. I would compare her to wizard spells and alternate universes, her beauty being so great that it couldn't possibly exist in ours. I would tell her these things and then help her up and give her a ride home, where I would drop her off and wish her the best. FETUS NICEST USER 2011 What if she just wanted a love makin' instead of some nerd spouting crap at her for 3 hours? You're so mean for denying her that -- _foolmo_ mobile computer <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:591286] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: SMOKEDOG42O \| #019I would lay GenesisSaga down...and tell her how pretty she is. I would compare her to wizard spells and alternate universes, her beauty being so great that it couldn't possibly exist in ours. I would tell her these things and then help her up and give her a ride home, where I would drop her off and wish her the best.FETUS NICEST USER 2011What if she just wanted a love makin' instead of some nerd spouting crap at her for 3 hours?You're so mean for denying her that -- _foolmo_mobile computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Utility Man 12/22/11 11:51:00 PM #22:	...........................................what a time to make a typo. Obviously I meant is not it. >_> -- The Best Michael Contest R1 D3 (Michael J. Fox, Mick Foley, Billy Mitchell, Miz) http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61435989 <cite>The Utility Man posted [p:591287] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> ...........................................what a time to make a typo. Obviously I meant is not it. >_> -- The Best Michael Contest R1 D3 (Michael J. Fox, Mick Foley, Billy Mitchell, Miz)http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61435989 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMOKEDOG42O 12/22/11 11:52:00 PM #23:	I'm the worst. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591288] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> I'm the worst. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Utility Man 12/22/11 11:54:00 PM #24:	You guys have some strange ideas what to do with her. All I need do is vote against her in save contests. ^_^ -- 1st Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2nd Year OMG FF7 Always Wins. 3rd Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2101st Year OMG CATS Always Wins. <cite>The Utility Man posted [p:591289] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> You guys have some strange ideas what to do with her.All I need do is vote against her in save contests. ^_^ -- 1st Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2nd Year OMG FF7 Always Wins. 3rd Year OMG Link Always Wins. 2101st Year OMG CATS Always Wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 12/22/11 11:59:00 PM #25:	But what if she doesn't want to make love with a nerd -- ~Halo Rolling around at the speed of sound. http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2417/sonicspeed.jpg <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:591290] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> But what if she doesn't want to make love with a nerd -- ~Halo Rolling around at the speed of sound.http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2417/sonicspeed.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tyder21 12/23/11 12:09:00 AM #26:	You could also learn how to correctly cut an onion. -- http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21 <cite>tyder21 posted [p:591291] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> You could also learn how to correctly cut an onion. -- http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SMOKEDOG42O 12/23/11 12:29:00 AM #28:	*tyder21 posted...* You could also learn how to correctly cut an onion. Go on... I've heard of a few "correct way"s - to avoid the root because that's where the chemicals are (they're more concentrated there, but are still in the entire onion); to cut it up quickly (doesn't seem to make a difference and is also more dangerous) - but the match stick method is A) wicked easy and B) practical. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591293] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> tyder21 posted...You could also learn how to correctly cut an onion.Go on...I've heard of a few "correct way"s - to avoid the root because that's where the chemicals are (they're more concentrated there, but are still in the entire onion); to cut it up quickly (doesn't seem to make a difference and is also more dangerous) - but the match stick method is A) wicked easy and B) practical. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KommunistKoala 12/23/11 12:33:00 AM #29:	From: NioraptH \| #107 Her boobs are the only thing which keeps me alive while driving! To quote the great SMOKEDOG42O: "Go on..." -- "hell yeah I'm a **ing furry" - Mer http://img.imgcake.com/KKpngat.png <cite>KommunistKoala posted [p:591294] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: NioraptH \| #107Her boobs are the only thing which keeps me alive while driving!To quote the great SMOKEDOG42O:"Go on..." -- "hell yeah I'm a ****ing furry" - Merhttp://img.imgcake.com/KKpngat.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 12/23/11 12:54:00 AM #30:	He means the double-scoring method that allows you to dice each half in one pass, thus greatly reducing the time that the onion odors are in your face. Pretty sure we had another onion-cutting topic where this was explained. -- _foolmo_ mobile computer <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:591295] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> He means the double-scoring method that allows you to dice each half in one pass, thus greatly reducing the time that the onion odors are in your face.Pretty sure we had another onion-cutting topic where this was explained. -- _foolmo_mobile computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 12/23/11 7:40:00 AM #32:	So I laughed pretty hard at this thread. :3 Typo was hilarious, but my favorite is still... ack it was either FFD or foolmo's typo of "eating out babies". The topic had already derailed into A Modest Proposal and instead of suggesting we should eat our young, ffd/foolmo (someone with an f username) spat out that gem instead. Made my day. ^_^ -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:591297] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> So I laughed pretty hard at this thread. :3Typo was hilarious, but my favorite is still... ack it was either FFD or foolmo's typo of "eating out babies". The topic had already derailed into A Modest Proposal and instead of suggesting we should eat our young, ffd/foolmo (someone with an f username) spat out that gem instead. Made my day. ^_^ -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tyder21 12/23/11 8:10:00 AM #33:	From: SMOKEDOG42O \| #028 Go on... foolmo was absolutely correct with his post. Here you go! http://www.chow.com/food-news/53530/how-to-dice-an-onion/ It's actually surprising to me how relatively few people know what this method is. -- http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21 <cite>tyder21 posted [p:591298] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: SMOKEDOG42O \| #028Go on...foolmo was absolutely correct with his post. Here you go!http://www.chow.com/food-news/53530/how-to-dice-an-onion/It's actually surprising to me how relatively few people know what this method is. -- http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SMOKEDOG42O 12/23/11 9:20:00 AM #34:	From: tyder21 \| #033 foolmo was absolutely correct with his post. Here you go! http://www.chow.com/food-news/53530/how-to-dice-an-onion/ It's actually surprising to me how relatively few people know what this method is. Fantastic! I'll try that the next time I'm onioning out. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar <cite>SMOKEDOG42O posted [p:591299] in ATTN: Gene... [t:61438236]...</cite> <quote> From: tyder21 \| #033foolmo was absolutely correct with his post. Here you go!http://www.chow.com/food-news/53530/how-to-dice-an-onion/It's actually surprising to me how relatively few people know what this method is.Fantastic! I'll try that the next time I'm onioning out. -- "SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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