Board 8 > A friend of mine

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Straw_Hax
10/25/11 10:18:00 PM
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A good friend of mine worked, briefly, as a dominatrix. No sex just domination, submission stuff. However her place of work became a catch all for odd sexual fetishes.

One day she gets a new client and a couple of the other girls laugh and say "ahhh you got the turkey guy". She has no idea what they are talking about.

This very normal looking, if a bit chubby middle-aged guy is waiting in the room with cardboard boxes, duct tape and a bunch of tin foil. She proceeds to watch him build a cardboard oven with a cutout front window and sharpied knobs. He wraps himself in tinfoil and climbs on into the oven.

Her job was to sit at the window, as this guy slowly turns in the oven, and proclaim "mmmmmnnn that turkey smells sooo good" "can't wait for that thanksgiving turkey to get on the table" etc....

His only instruction the whole time is that she isn't excited enough for the turkey to come out. So she starts prancing around the front of the oven like a spastic 5 year old until the guy (apparently without touching himself) finishes, packs up his oven and leaves.

He must've had some seriously interesting thanksgivings in his past.
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FFaddict1313
10/25/11 10:20:00 PM
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So that's how that guy in the oven in Resident Evil 4 got there.

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Forceful_Dragon
10/25/11 11:05:00 PM
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I did not want to read this topic...


Why would you title it something so innocuous like "a friend of mine" instead of something helpful like "stay away from this topic"

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Weakupedia
10/25/11 11:15:00 PM
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it doesn't matter since it's fake or stolen from somewhere else, anyway

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AdmiralZephyr
10/25/11 11:18:00 PM
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Straw_Hax
10/26/11 12:14:00 AM
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Weakupedia posted...
it doesn't matter since it's fake or stolen from somewhere else, anyway

You are probably the guy who is the turkey in my story
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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/26/11 12:32:00 AM
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amazing

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VF1MS Metal Siren
10/26/11 12:42:00 AM
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As sad as it is to say... people like this do exist. I am certainly skeptical of one showing up at an actual BDSM club, but there are definitely online communities full of 'em.

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Dauntless Hunter
10/26/11 5:44:00 AM
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Wait, that's not what Thanksgiving is like at you guys' houses?

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pjbasis
10/26/11 5:48:00 AM
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From: VF1MS Metal Siren | #008
As sad as it is to say... people like this do exist. I am certainly skeptical of one showing up at an actual BDSM club, but there are definitely online communities full of 'em.


That fact that this is true deeply disturbs me.
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Weakupedia
10/26/11 10:08:00 AM
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did i just get burned

i'm not quite so sure

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Straw_Hax
10/26/11 9:27:00 PM
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I'm not surprised you aren't sure.
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