Based on the Bro list made by our esteemed Bro colleagues Commodore and Lockes I have seeded the 30 users and added Comm and Lockes themselves. Writeups are provided by Lockes and Commodore via the Bro List. Sadly the bro list has purged so it's info is lost forever.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
Commodore: Yoblazer. Our current UotY. Had I voted for Rusty instead of him, I would’ve made the top 20 and he wouldn’t. That has nothing to do with his bro status, I just wanted to throw it out there. Back on the subject at hand, yoblazer is full of brotential. He’s fun to talk to, comes off as being really laid-back, and is generally the kind of person you’d want around when you’re drunk. The thing that baffles me is that he is not really into the bro scene at all. I feel like could have mad game with the ladies, but I don’t really see evidence of this. I haven’t heard many stories showing his bro-hood and I know he could have them if he wanted. If given the right bropportunities, he could shine.
Lockes: Honestly, I'm not sure how yo ended up this high on the list. He has an unhealthy obsession with Disney characters (Ariel in particular for f***s sake). That's not exactly a topic you want to bring up when you're broing it up with the bros. Also, he's in to (as close as one can be "in to") animated chicks. What. The. F***? There's very few things in this world that actually make me wonder "wtf mate?", but that's one of them. What's crazy is that I think he's serious about it. With all that said, and assuming it's possible to overlook, Yoblazer is actually a cool dude. I barely know him, and we've only talked a couple times, but he does have good brotential. His appearances on Serious Business show that. It's one thing to gauge bro status through text, but hearing the way someone presents themselves and the way they talk says more. If you told me he hosted a real radio show I would believe you. All he needs to do is drop the weird obsessions and unorthodox "dating habits". . . . . .
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#11 Curt
Comodore: I know a lot of people might be upset with this choice, but frankly I don’t give a s***. Curt has more s*** going for him in real life than the majority of people on this board. He is great at picking up chicks. He usually comes around just to brag about himself and how much better he is than everyone else. Honestly, most the s*** he says isn’t wrong. I don’t doubt his legitimacy like many do, but I do lower his bro status based on one thing. He posted once looking for people to play Magic The Gathering or Dungeons and Dragons or some of that nonsense. Dear lord. If you’re in that scene and claim to be a bro, I’d suggest reevaluating your bro-orities.
Lockes: This is a tricky one. Curt comes around maybe once a year, and when he's here all he does is troll and talk about how great he is. I just wonder how much of what he says is true. Is this dude legit? If he is then he's definitely a bro, but I'm not sure I would party with this bro. He seems a bit intense. I remember when we met in the finals of a Best Looking User Contest and I won. He got really pissed. I think he even made fun of me. That's awesome and all, but he's just a bro that I don't think I would get along with too well, which is saying a lot. There's no denying his place on this list, though.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8