Board 8 > New Angry Video Game Nerd: Dark Castle

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Good stuff, but that pretty much goes without saying.

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hahaha awesome

The game is literally trolling the player

and then the CDi version. Holy crap! I couldn't stop laughing at him falling over.

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the ending was pretty funny. as was the part when he switched to CD-i

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Wow, I actually feel sorry that he had to endure that. Dark Castle really does look like one of the worst games he's ever played.

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There's actually a speedrun of this game.

http://speeddemosarchive.com/DarkCastle.html

"In September 1991 the world's most accurate proletariat simulator was released unto the suffering masses. In this game you play a lowly rutabaga farmer, trying to wrest away the means of production from the bourgeois Black Knight. Being one of the privileged bourgeoisie, the Black Knight is too lazy to do any work himself, therefore he sends out enough bats, rats, and zombies to fill five low-budget haunted houses. Dark Castle had many innovations, none of which are seen today, such as the "arm's length" protractor aiming method for pinpoint accuracy, and tripping over stairs to simulate the lack of nourishment and exercise of the lowly proletariat."

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it's been so long since I've gone to the village to visit my animal friends. I'm excited to play this ****.-Mer

I lost it at to duck pres B+down but to stay ducked press B+up.

What in gods name were they thinking when they made this control scheme?

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I lost it when he said "Here's Dark Castle on c-d-IIIIIIIIIIIII!"

I also appreciated the line "heinously anus"

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http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/721808

Wooo!

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