Board 8 > Someone just showed me a Foster Farms ad, and I don't get it.

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Why would anthropomorphic chickens want to be Foster Farms chickens for a family? Do they want to be slaughtered, cooked and eaten by people ungrateful for the meat they provided? To go through all that effort to try to be called a Foster Farms chicken is ridiculous. It is like the ultimate suicide mission. These chickens have talents! How many chickens do you see talking, driving cars, camping, fixing cars, and having almost human-like intelligence? To think that these ads have apparently been going on for literally years.

Never mind the fact that if you look for it, you can find evidence that Foster Farms has chickens that are abused. If I were an anthropomorphic chicken, I would try to avoid being anywhere near Foster Farms.

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The point is that Foster Farms has fresh chickens but these chicken take forever to get to their destination so people know they aren't Foster Farms cuz they aren't fresh

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I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak. Doesn't that strike you as a little... creepy?

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The point is that Foster Farms has fresh chickens but these chicken take forever to get to their destination so people know they aren't Foster Farms cuz they aren't fresh

But what would drive a chicken to go and try to be a Foster Farms chicken? It would lead to a certain death.

I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak. Doesn't that strike you as a little... creepy?

I have also seen stuff like this. I saw a cartoon pig eating ham once. That's literally cannibalism.

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The chickens are so pathetic that their only hope at achieving something useful in their lives is to be eaten. But they can't even do that right.

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From: LameJokeAlt | #005
But what would drive a chicken to go and try to be a Foster Farms chicken? It would lead to a certain death.

Do I look like a poultry psychologist? I'm just telling you what the commercial is about, jeez

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But the chickens have talent! They could make a ton of money. How many chickens can talk, drive, and have a high degree of intelligence? How many of them are also 5-6 feet tall? Not many!

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That seems like a rather long, roundabout way of saying "our chicken is fresh."

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan