Board 8 > This guy in my dorm has 12 bottles of detergent

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special_sauce
09/06/11 8:21:00 AM
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He says he uses a bottle a load and a load a week, so he should run out by the end of the first trimester

each bottle contains 116 loads worth, and 12 * 116 = 1392 = 238.3 YEARS worth of laundry @ a load a week

wasteful ****

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Rad Link 5
09/06/11 8:24:00 AM
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I somehow didn't expect to be assailed by a math problem when I entered this topic.

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bbbtime
09/06/11 8:25:00 AM
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I bet he smells nice.

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WhoopsyDaisy
09/06/11 8:32:00 AM
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He's gonna wind up with soap in his clothes. Tell him to not do that because his clothes are gonna be more soap than fabric before too long.

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SecksThaNemesis
09/06/11 8:32:00 AM
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I bet his clothes are destroyed.

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VF1MS Metal Siren
09/06/11 8:32:00 AM
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...He uses an entire bottle of detergent for a load of laundry? Isn't that the kind of thing that causes suds to overflow out of the whole machine?

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GrapefruitKing
09/06/11 8:34:00 AM
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isn't that how Mega Man 2's Bubble Man was created?

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MitsuruKirijo
09/06/11 8:36:00 AM
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Your math is off.
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bbbtime
09/06/11 8:37:00 AM
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In conclusion you really should deter this gent from doing this.

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Biolizard28
09/06/11 8:41:00 AM
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MitsuruKirijo posted...
Your math is off.

For real.


238 years? What are you on?

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Sir Cobain
09/06/11 8:42:00 AM
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by your math, the average person will only need about 3.5 bottles of detergent for their whole life

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WazzupGenius00
09/06/11 8:44:00 AM
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yeah that's more like 26 years worth, and I somehow doubt the "116 loads per bottle" figure

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bbbtime
09/06/11 8:47:00 AM
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GrapefruitKing posted...
isn't that how Mega Man 2's Bubble Man was created?

Giggle.

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SecksThaNemesis
09/06/11 8:54:00 AM
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From: bbbtime | #009
In conclusion you really should deter this gent from doing this.


HEH.

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GenesisSaga
09/06/11 9:09:00 AM
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bbbtime posted...
In conclusion you really should deter this gent from doing this.

Lol, I got it after half a minute. Nice one.

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_Yonex_
09/06/11 9:12:00 AM
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Incredible pun.

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SlymDayspring
09/06/11 9:15:00 AM
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while I think you are overestimating the length a bottle should last, he has to be exaggerating about using a bottle per load. that would likely result in a huge mess.

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Forceful_Dragon
09/06/11 9:27:00 AM
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My bottle will say something like "40 Loads!"

But it tends to mean the smallest line you can fill to on the cap. And that small amount of detergent does not normally get the job done. I will often fill up to the larger line or a little above which is probably 2-3 times the "smallest line figure" they use to get to 40 loads. And so a bottle of 40 loads will maybe provide me a realistic 15.

So yeah, overreaction ITT.



But on the math side of things I dare you to take one of those bottles and make it last you 116 weeks. So yeah, there's that.

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junk_funk
09/06/11 9:29:00 AM
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Hes obviously a terrorist. Ask him about the first rule to Fight Club.

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Forceful_Dragon
09/06/11 9:43:00 AM
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junk_funk posted...
Hes obviously a terrorist. Ask him about the first rule to Fight Club.

You're already doing it wrong.

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