Jim comes into a bar and finds his friend, Bill, at a corner table gravely nursing a glass of beer and wearing a look of solemnity on his face. Jim sits down at the table and says sympathetically, "What's the matter, Bill?"
Bill sighs, and says, " My wife ran off yesterday with my best friend."
Jim says, in a shocked voice, "What are you talking about, Bill? I;m your best friend."
To which Bill answers softly, "Not anymore."
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