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Damn_Underscore
04/22/24 8:11:39 AM
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They are literally designed to be eaten

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Irony
04/22/24 8:19:20 AM
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Nah mango

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Hikewne
04/22/24 8:20:08 AM
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Irony
04/22/24 8:23:37 AM
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SaikyoStyle
04/22/24 8:24:10 AM
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Designed by who?

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Choco
04/22/24 8:28:03 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
They are literally designed to be eaten
they're definitely shaped to be put into my mouth

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/22/24 8:28:38 AM
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Banana, pineapple or mango. Gotta be one of those three.

Bananas are about an 8/10 on taste, a 10/10 on reliability (because the best and worst bananas are virtually identical) and a 9/10 on convenience (no juice, no mess, no cutting).

Pineapple is about a 15/10 on taste (seriously, a good pineapple is off da chartz) but only a 3/10 on reliability and a 2/10 on convenience.

Mango is about a 10/10 on taste with about a 5/10 on reliability and maybe a 7/10 on convenience.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/22/24 8:29:33 AM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Designed by who?
God, of course.

But there's also the thing where being eaten is literally the purpose of fruit. As in, if animals didn't eat fruit, the tree it belongs to would go extinct.

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Xenogears15
04/22/24 8:31:39 AM
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I wish I could eat bananas, but the state I like to eat them in always gives me heartburn. So oranges, apples, and strawberries are ny go to instead.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/22/24 8:34:01 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Banana, pineapple or mango. Gotta be one of those three.

Bananas are about an 8/10 on taste, a 10/10 on reliability (because the best and worst bananas are virtually identical) and a 9/10 on convenience (no juice, no mess, no cutting).

Pineapple is about a 15/10 on taste (seriously, a good pineapple is off da chartz) but only a 3/10 on reliability and a 2/10 on convenience.

Mango is about a 10/10 on taste with about a 5/10 on reliability and maybe a 7/10 on convenience.

This is a fair assement do I'll second this

Though I'd drop bananas personally on convenience because I only like them really well at a certain ripeness so I tend to have to wait awhile before I eat them. I like them to have some brown spots where it looks like it has freckles I guess is the best way to describe it

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mystic_belmont
04/22/24 8:36:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

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Lvaneede
04/22/24 8:37:52 AM
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Bananas are good, but they go bad too fast.

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TimeForAction
04/22/24 8:39:41 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...

Mango is about a 10/10 on taste with about a 5/10 on reliability and maybe a 7/10 on convenience.

disagree on convenience. id give it a 5/10 at best but probably lower. you can't eat the skin and slicing them is a pain as the core is oblong and the juice is sticky which makes a mess of your hands. 10/10 taste thats worth it though
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Hejiru
04/22/24 8:40:05 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
God, of course.

This is how God designed bananas:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6f0981d1.jpg

The long, seedless, easy-peel version was designed by humans, through centuries of selective breeding.

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JlM
04/22/24 8:48:02 AM
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Stealth "I'm not allergic to bananas" brag topic smh

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/22/24 8:48:54 AM
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Hejiru posted...
This is how God designed bananas:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6f0981d1.jpg

The long, seedless, easy-peel version was designed by humans, through centuries of selective breeding.
Which amounts to the same thing considering omniscience. Ever from a deist PoV, the human engineering would be part of the design, in much the same way that a bookshelf ships in pieces for human assembly.

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TheFalseDeity
04/22/24 8:58:28 AM
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Plums, peaches, and bosc pears for my top 3. Bananas are great though.

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Ratchetrockon
04/22/24 9:03:52 AM
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My fave

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/22/24 10:18:05 AM
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Grapes, Oranges, and plums are all better then bananas.

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K181
04/22/24 10:23:00 AM
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Bananas are the best when they're ripe, but for me the window for when they're great versus beforehand when they're meh and after when they're abound in brown splotches galore has to take them down a peg or two.

I'm thinking that they have maybe a 36 hour window where they're the best.

Granted, a major positive is that bananas that are past their prime can be used for banana bread.

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SaikyoStyle
04/22/24 10:58:00 AM
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K181 posted...
Bananas are the best when they're ripe, but for me the window for when they're great versus beforehand when they're meh and after when they're abound in brown splotches galore has to take them down a peg or two.

I'm thinking that they have maybe a 36 hour window where they're the best.

Granted, a major positive is that bananas that are past their prime can be used for banana bread.
I think splotchy bananas are prime bananas.

If you wanna make banana bread, try freezing and thawing them first.

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/22/24 11:03:02 AM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
I think splotchy bananas are prime bananas.
Hell yeah. My favorite banana is the one that's close to going bad. All those sugars have developed and you get the best banana flavor.

In recent years I've come to the conclusion that peaches are my fav fruit, though. Plums are also really good.

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Xenogears15
04/22/24 11:04:26 AM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...


In recent years I've come to the conclusion that peaches are my fav fruit, though. Plums are also really good.

My brother in Christ, how can you think that peaches are better than nectarines?


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Villain_S_Fiend
04/22/24 11:13:01 AM
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Xenogears15 posted...
My brother in Christ, how can you think that peaches are better than nectarines?
Much like a relationship with Christ, I've never had a nectarine.

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DoesntMatter
04/22/24 11:16:05 AM
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mystic_belmont posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A
i remember i made a meme a long time ago in response to this video where i pasted a pineapple and Kirk Cameron's face with an upset expression on the DVD cover of "An Inconvenient Truth" and changed it to "An Inconvenient Fruit"

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nekrodev
04/22/24 11:17:11 AM
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I'm not really a fan of any fruits, as they exist. Like, bananas are fine, but I don't really like eating most fruits. I like many fruit flavored things, or if they're like blended up into something.

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Xenogears15
04/22/24 11:20:12 AM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Much like a relationship with Christ, I've never had a nectarine.

I promise you if you like peaches, you will think that nectarines are better: they taste almost the exact same, just with more sugar and a more intense peach flavor.

Do yourself a favor and go to the market to buy a nectarine or two. You will not regret it.

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Pikachuchupika
04/22/24 11:30:27 AM
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Most fruits are great in their own ways. I like them all.
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PowerMan5000000
04/22/24 11:40:15 AM
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So they say the sugar content of bananas gets higher as they brown but they sure dont taste nearly nearly as good at the state.

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Touch
04/22/24 11:42:31 AM
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I eat bananas the short way

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Seaman_Prime
04/22/24 11:44:46 AM
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I learned that there are blue bananas. Whoever said that blue food is nasty looking is a liar. Cause i cant stop thinking about them blunanas
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DoesntMatter
04/22/24 11:47:09 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
i remember i made a meme a long time ago in response to this video where i pasted a pineapple and Kirk Cameron's face with an upset expression on the DVD cover of "An Inconvenient Truth" and changed it to "An Inconvenient Fruit"
oh wow, i actually still have this bookmarked:

https://i.imgur.com/zYFpoGn.jpg

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Hejiru
04/22/24 12:42:11 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
I learned that there are blue bananas.

Yeah, those are the ones Lanky Kong has to collect.


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Kaldrenthebold
04/22/24 12:49:36 PM
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No lies detected

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pedro45
04/22/24 12:55:55 PM
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PowerMan5000000 posted...
So they say the sugar content of bananas gets higher as they brown but they sure dont taste nearly nearly as good at the state.
For real? Have a green banana and a banana that is all spotted and it's even the texture is different.
I love a sweet banana.

Bananas rock cause of their convenience. I like to eat a tomato and plum and hope their juices don't go everywhere. Apples can be pretty cool.

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ellis123
04/22/24 1:02:34 PM
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pedro45 posted...
For real? Have a green banana and a banana that is all spotted and it's even the texture is different.
I love a sweet banana.

Bananas rock cause of their convenience. I like to eat a tomato and plum and hope their juices don't go everywhere. Apples can be pretty cool.
Yes. It's why you are supposed to use overripe bananas for banana bread.

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Payzmaykr
04/22/24 1:07:37 PM
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Theyre good, but they make my tongue swell up, so I cant have them
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Damn_Underscore
04/23/24 9:22:44 PM
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I have a bunch now, they have a few brown spots on them but are green at the ends. I had one and it is good but I'll wait for them to ripen more.

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Garabandal
04/23/24 9:28:15 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM

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The_Popo
04/23/24 9:28:48 PM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/23/24 11:40:02 PM
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INCORRECT.

Apple.

Explain any reason why bananas are better than apples. And convenience doesn't count since all bananas are one disease away from extinction if humans don't intervene with advanced science.


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BucketCat
04/23/24 11:45:17 PM
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idk, I like bananas but completely forget to eat them whenever I buy them, so I end up making banana bread. I don't think I've actually eaten a banana not in bread form in 2-3 years lol.

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CervusCanadensi
04/23/24 11:46:05 PM
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Cantaloupe, easily
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XxZiomaxX
04/24/24 12:19:41 AM
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I do agree with banana

Strawberry is a close 2nd.

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brestugo
04/24/24 8:58:12 AM
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Can be conviently eaten on the go, and less messy than some other fruits.

Unfortunately, started getting an itchy throat and slight burning sensation in the mouth about 5 years ago after eating a few over a few days. Doc said it's some kind of allergy thing, so I leave them alone now.

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