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Through reasons unknown, there is no new human or animal life for one year, not even through scientific means. After one year has passed, life can be born again - only nobody knows that or how long it will last.

The story is about people facing the extinction of humanity during that year.

Theres this guy

One man Carlitos Way

Spelunkers discover a race of underground humans that have anime-like eyes to see in the dark. After a raving public convinces the military to cordon off the cave, a spelunker fights to be with the cave woman he loves.

Martin Freeman discovers he has a lost twin. The twin has been living in a haunted forest or something.

You're something. Morgan Freeman's lost twin has been living in you.

Bass_XO has become infested with nanobots that make him think he's a walrus. boomgetchopped3 is controlling them from home, held at gunpoint by divot1338 because they need Bass_XO to get all his money out the ATM. Bass_XO walruses his way to the ATM but is stopped by the karate bros DementedDurian and AssultTank

Bass_XO quickly dispatches of them using Walrus Quon Chi, an ancient form of Walfoo taught only to those who lead a life of sexual passion and who make love to a grapefruit, by the master Kurt_Russel, seen in flashbacks that make up 98% of the story except this stuff

The story ends with Quezovercoatl storming the Walrus House and overturning president Smackems, but Bass_XO stops them and saves the day, with divot1338 getting what he always wanted; a date with that hot sexy grapefruit, trappedunderice

A ragtag group of homeless people team up to defend their city against an apocalyptic zombie threat.

First contact situation between a Sci-fi culture and a fantasy setting with advanced enough magic where they could conceivably fight the sci-fi culture. Probably a generational or colony ship that is self-sufficient but out of easy contact range with their larger culture. For the fantasy part, I lean towards it being a mongol-inspired elven empire that tamed dragons

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Biz Markie biopic

An Alien shows up and tells us that we're not allowed to go into space any more unless and then he dies, so we have to figure out what the rest of his message was.

r = u

Sexy girls everywhere.

BloodMoon7 posted...

Sexy girls everywhere.

But none wanna fuck

Smackems posted...

But none wanna fuck

welcome to my world!

Now, this is the story all about how my life got flip- turned, upside down. And I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

Devil worshipping football coach takes his dumb jock team to whether the college championship of football is. The coachs has a grumpier of human skin and shouts in Latin. The team thinks the coach is just Italian and believes the coach when the coach tells the team that the playbook is just an old family heirloom.
A Christian college football team with a token atheist have to save the world by defeating the idiot jocks who are turning into demons.
Also, its set in the 80s. The only death in the movie will be from a cocaine overdose.
When anyone tries to call the coach out on being Satanic, the coach will shout were playing football not Dungeons & Dragons!