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Garioshi 03/12/24 12:15:19 AM #1:	I love nudging the stick 2 picometers and getting sent flying off a platform because Mario has the turning radius of a fucking zamboni and I love only being able to adjust my trajectory 3 inches in any direction after I hit the jump button and I love the camera it's so good why doesn't every game use this STUPID FUCKING CAMERA --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:979322356] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I love nudging the stick 2 picometers and getting sent flying off a platform because Mario has the turning radius of a fucking zamboni and I love only being able to adjust my trajectory 3 inches in any direction after I hit the jump button and I love the camera it's so good why doesn't every game use this STUPID FUCKING CAMERA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy 03/12/24 12:21:12 AM #2:	you said you love it but it doesn't sound like you love it --- https://imgur.com/a7zbPmp.gif <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:979322431] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>you said you love it but it doesn't sound like you love it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 03/12/24 12:27:47 AM #3:	If I were in the same room with you, I'd do that speed running thing where he crouches and moves backwards through the wall at super speed. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:979322501] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>If I were in the same room with you, I'd do that speed running thing where he crouches and moves backwards through the wall at super speed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 03/12/24 12:28:52 AM #4:	The game works best on the N64 analogue stick and all the space they give for the stick to travel. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:979322511] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>The game works best on the N64 analogue stick and all the space they give for the stick to travel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iyami 03/12/24 12:30:19 AM #5:	Well I think Mario 64 was a masterpiece <cite>Iyami posted [p:979322533] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Well I think Mario 64 was a masterpiece </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 03/12/24 12:32:39 AM #6:	I mean, for late 1996, it was a masterpiece. --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:979322551] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I mean, for late 1996, it was a masterpiece. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 03/12/24 12:36:44 AM #7:	I like 2d Mario better but it did open up a world of possibility. I got Galaxy 2 for free on my Wii U but couldn't be arsed to play it much. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:979322586] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I like 2d Mario better but it did open up a world of possibility. I got Galaxy 2 for free on my Wii U but couldn't be arsed to play it much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 03/12/24 12:37:45 AM #8:	get gud well, i assume it's dated, like almost all N64 games. Goldeneye controls being one of the worst culprits --- AMD is the best company in the history of computing! <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:979322603] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>get gudwell, i assume it's dated, like almost all N64 games. Goldeneye controls being one of the worst culprits </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 03/12/24 12:39:56 AM #9:	I'm done with Rainbow Ride I never ever have to play it again --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:979322619] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I'm done with Rainbow Ride I never ever have to play it again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 03/12/24 12:39:59 AM #10:	Wall kicks WILL work. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:979322620] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Wall kicks WILL work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 03/12/24 11:27:16 AM #11:	I love landing on the edge of a platform and then falling off anyway because Mario's stupid fucking momentum forces him to move half a fucking mile before he comes to a complete stop --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:979327991] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I love landing on the edge of a platform and then falling off anyway because Mario's stupid fucking momentum forces him to move half a fucking mile before he comes to a complete stop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 03/12/24 11:29:28 AM #12:	Games sucked so bad in the 90s that this sucky game was considered great. I tried replaying it recently and just couldn't. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:979328038] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Games sucked so bad in the 90s that this sucky game was considered great. I tried replaying it recently and just couldn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/12/24 11:30:05 AM #13:	We managed to complete the game in the 90s, learn to adapt. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:979328047] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>We managed to complete the game in the 90s, learn to adapt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 03/12/24 11:34:58 AM #14:	I found it perfectly acceptable. Kind of irritating sometimes due to age but not nearly as much so as many games of the era. I played it super late, though. Like, 2019-ish. I can imagine it being mind blowing if it was your first or one of your first 3D games back in the 90's though. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979328119] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I found it perfectly acceptable. Kind of irritating sometimes due to age but not nearly as much so as many games of the era. I played it super late, though. Like, 2019-ish. I can imagine it being mind blowing if it was your first or one of your first 3D games back in the 90's though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tommybel89 03/12/24 11:35:10 AM #15:	I didn't grow up with the game, so playing it on Switch online for the first time is an experience. I don't have the childhood time to sit here and learn the control intricacies. I can do Super Mario World blindfolded! This game is tough. --- Go Leafs Go http://www.last.fm/user/Disposableher0 <cite>tommybel89 posted [p:979328121] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I didn't grow up with the game, so playing it on Switch online for the first time is an experience. I don't have the childhood time to sit here and learn the control intricacies. I can do Super Mario World blindfolded! This game is tough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 03/12/24 11:45:09 AM #16:	Foppe posted... We managed to complete the game in the 90s, learn to adapt. Brother I have been playing this game since I was 3 this game is not new to me --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:979328318] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>We managed to complete the game in the 90s, learn to adapt.</quote>Brother I have been playing this game since I was 3 this game is not new to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WrestlinFan 03/12/24 11:59:45 AM #17:	Mario 64 is a marvel of good game design. It deserves so much credit for what it got right on a tight development cycle. The camera has aged but it isn't unusable by any means, and while Mario's turn is inconsistent, I find he turns around on a dime 90% of the time I want him to. --- Trying to burn the bridges to a culture that taught us to hate and fear and live like cogs in a machine and not like lovers, friends, and kin. <cite>WrestlinFan posted [p:979328562] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Mario 64 is a marvel of good game design. It deserves so much credit for what it got right on a tight development cycle. The camera has aged but it isn't unusable by any means, and while Mario's turn is inconsistent, I find he turns around on a dime 90% of the time I want him to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 03/12/24 12:33:06 PM #18:	Foppe posted... We managed to complete the game in the 90s, learn to adapt. Some real great players even got all the hidden stars! The game at the time wasn't for me and by the time I got my own n64 I was playing Wrestlemania 2000 lmao. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:979329113] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>We managed to complete the game in the 90s, learn to adapt.</quote>Some real great players even got all the hidden stars! The game at the time wasn't for me and by the time I got my own n64 I was playing Wrestlemania 2000 lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 03/12/24 12:34:13 PM #19:	I thought it wasn't that bad tbh I got all the stars in the ds version as a kid Maybe ds version is easier tho --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Justin Wack and the Big Time Hack (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979329137] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>I thought it wasn't that bad tbh I got all the stars in the ds version as a kid Maybe ds version is easier tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/12/24 12:34:20 PM #20:	Skill issue --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979329142] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Skill issue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 03/12/24 12:35:43 PM #21:	Garioshi posted... I'm done with Rainbow Ride I never ever have to play it again You never had to play it in the first place --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:979329162] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite><quote>I'm done with Rainbow Ride I never ever have to play it again</quote>You never had to play it in the first place </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 03/12/24 12:37:44 PM #22:	Super Mario 64 controls the same way it always did, and that was "perfectly adequate." The idea of games "aging" is a myth. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:979329195] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Super Mario 64 controls the same way it always did, and that was "perfectly adequate."The idea of games "aging" is a myth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 03/12/24 12:42:00 PM #23:	Early 3d was rough I remember thinking nhl 98 or even 2000 was a great game on the Playstation 1. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:979329279] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Early 3d was rough I remember thinking nhl 98 or even 2000 was a great game on the Playstation 1. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 03/12/24 12:43:10 PM #24:	Dark_Arbron posted... Super Mario 64 controls the same way it always did, and that was "perfectly adequate." The idea of games "aging" is a myth. Everyone knows how this works. It's just a convenient expression. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979329303] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>Super Mario 64 controls the same way it always did, and that was "perfectly adequate."The idea of games "aging" is a myth.</quote>Everyone knows how this works. It's just a convenient expression.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino 03/12/24 12:43:12 PM #25:	Mario 64 has super tight controls that hold up great today. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical_rhino posted [p:979329304] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>Mario 64 has super tight controls that hold up great today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 03/12/24 12:43:39 PM #26:	radical_rhino posted... Mario 64 has super tight controls that hold up great today. The correct statement in this topic. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:979329311] in Mario 64 p... [t:80719298]...</cite> <quote>radical_rhino posted... </cite><quote>Mario 64 has super tight controls that hold up great today.</quote>The correct statement in this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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