Poll of the Day > need suggestions on how i should propose to my cougar milf

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LaggnFragnLarry
11/07/23 9:25:58 AM
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obviously going to be really drunk
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MeatiestMeatus
11/07/23 11:03:26 AM
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Write her a poem here I'll help

I love watching the sun rise
From betwixt your warm thighs
You're a gosh darn smoke show for a milf cougar
All up in my wet dreams like a sexy Freddy Krueger
But not like, all burnt or weird or anything distressing
Like, the opposite of that, you know? Like a hot Freddy played by in-her-prime Debra Messing
Anyways, I like watching movies with lots of action while shaggin' ya
What say you and I make this shit official, quit laggin' and I'll fraggin' marry ya


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If you rise up to heaven I'll turn the sun to blind you
If you sleep deep in hell I have chains to bind you
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LaggnFragnLarry
11/07/23 12:41:22 PM
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thats one of the most beautiful things ive ever read
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FrozenBananas
11/07/23 12:43:34 PM
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Do it at universal studios when Jaws pops out of the water

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Big yellow joint big yellow joint I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint
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Phantom_Nook
11/07/23 12:50:28 PM
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do it when you climax.

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currently waiting for my turn in Master Duel.
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hockey7318
11/07/23 12:50:39 PM
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Bake a ring into a lasagna and when she breaks a tooth on it get down on a knee.
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LaggnFragnLarry
11/07/23 12:51:43 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Do it as at universal studios when Jaws pops out of the water

she will appreciate the action and the mallrats reference
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