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No_U_L7
10/25/23 4:51:27 PM
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Its nice to know what time it is the 3-4 times I wake up in the middle of the night to pee, and the phone screen disrupts my sleep too much (even with blue light enabled)

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MC_BatCommander
10/25/23 4:52:04 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
the 3-4 times I wake up in the middle of the night to pee,

You pregnant or 80 years old

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Strider102
10/25/23 4:52:38 PM
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Doesn't it get tiring having to always adjust them to the smallest size possible every night?

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R1masher
10/25/23 4:53:38 PM
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Imagine not sleeping in a diaper in the year of our lord 2023

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Shotgunnova
10/25/23 4:56:01 PM
#5:


Never win and never lose
There's nothing much to choose
Between the right and wrong
Nothing lost and nothing gained
Still things aren't quite the same
Between the apps and me

I keep a close watch
On this arm of mine

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havean776
10/25/23 4:56:15 PM
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You might have high blood sugar if your peeing that much.

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Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:57:07 PM
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Sleeping with your watches is great, the hard part is cleaning out the semen though.

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Paragon21XX
10/25/23 5:01:16 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
You pregnant or 80 years old
Other: TC has self-induced polydipsia by forcing himself into drinking absurd amounts of water as a habit.

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