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refmon
07/23/23 3:43:54 PM
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Forget Vulcans

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Irony
07/23/23 3:44:29 PM
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My forehead is too smooth

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ellis123
07/23/23 3:44:58 PM
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Irony posted...
My forehead is too smooth
Then get used to being on bottom.

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Irony
07/23/23 3:45:47 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Then get used to being on bottom.
I prefer bottom because it's less work

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ellis123
07/23/23 3:52:27 PM
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Irony posted...
I prefer bottom because it's less work
It also greatly increases the chance of rupturing your penis.

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Ivynn
07/23/23 3:52:29 PM
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WOW

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mercurydude
07/23/23 3:54:31 PM
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I had two Klingons at once one time. Couldn't sit down for a week.

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CassandraCroft
07/23/23 3:55:44 PM
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Which one have you got your eye on? Lursor or Betor?

Irony posted...
My forehead is too smooth

Not for a TOS era Klingon.

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Starks
07/23/23 3:56:51 PM
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Klingons have 2 dicks

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Irony
07/23/23 4:01:54 PM
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ellis123 posted...
It also greatly increases the chance of rupturing your penis.
Nice

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refmon
07/25/23 12:35:24 PM
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Starks posted...
Klingons have 2 dicks

Starks posted...
Klingons have 2 dicks
what

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Starks
07/25/23 12:36:30 PM
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Exactly as I posted. It is repeatedly demonstrated that Klingons have redundant genitalia or at the very least a split urethra.

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Medussa
07/25/23 12:37:07 PM
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redundant. everything.

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Tyranthraxus
07/25/23 12:38:14 PM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Not for a TOS era Klingon.
Those aren't "real" Klingons.

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Westernwolf4
07/25/23 12:38:19 PM
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I am not eating Gagh for anyone.

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Starks
07/25/23 12:39:45 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Those aren't "real" Klingons.
https://youtu.be/Xka6IYCpj4E

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UnfairRepresent
07/25/23 12:39:56 PM
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The women throw stuff at you

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mercurydude
07/25/23 12:42:26 PM
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refmon posted...
what

It's true.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/8/AAC89BAAEsU6.jpg

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CassandraCroft
07/25/23 1:09:09 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Those aren't "real" Klingons.



Oh yes they are real Klingons.

I take it by that laugh riot ludicrous comment you haven't watched the Star Trek: Enterprise three parter ""Borderland", "Cold Station 12" and "The Augments" which give an explanation to the ridgeless Klingons seen in The Original Series.

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Irony
07/25/23 1:11:07 PM
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mercurydude posted...
It's true.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/8/AAC89BAAEsU6.jpg
Pfft most guys get splitstreams

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Tyranthraxus
07/25/23 1:11:54 PM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Oh yes they are real Klingons.

Nah. Those are Klingons warped by the superhuman tech used to make folks like Khan. They were rejected wholesale by the true Klingons and stuck on the frontier to die.

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