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KingWhiteKnight
07/03/23 9:32:48 AM
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Had sex with this lady and a lot of white stuff leaked out of her vag when we were done. It can't have been my own cum because was wearing a condom and there were no holes. So the only explanation is that this woman is a complete IDIOT and got tons of shaving cream stuck in her cooter. I don't like stupid people so I'm never seeing this woman again.
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Will_VIIII
07/03/23 9:34:18 AM
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I laughed

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Avirosb
07/03/23 9:34:31 AM
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I'd concede she was indeed very stupid if it didn't feel so much like victim blaming.

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bigtiggie23
07/03/23 9:37:43 AM
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Foaming down there is actually a sign of vaginal rabies. You may want to go to the ER and you have to tell them specifically you have vaginal rabies or they won't know to treat it.

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boxoto
07/03/23 9:39:08 AM
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is TC Ben Shapiro

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sauceje
07/03/23 9:39:23 AM
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She just really wanted to get the feeling of a creampie

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Avirosb
07/03/23 9:40:36 AM
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Squirt is just pee, and pee is stored in the balls.

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