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Zikten
12/25/22 3:49:22 PM
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Her favorite YouTube videos are when parents give an empty xbox or playstation box on Christmas morning and film it and laugh while their kid is crying

She says if you guys get married, she plans to do it to your future kid
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gunplagirl
12/25/22 3:49:51 PM
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I'm sterile so ???

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Zikten
12/25/22 3:50:48 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I'm sterile so ???
She will adopt a kid and prank it
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DeadBankerDream
12/25/22 3:51:12 PM
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This is so weirdly specific I have to assume it draws from real life.

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Zikten
12/25/22 3:57:08 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
This is so weirdly specific I have to assume it draws from real life.
Drawn from an old youtube trend. It used to be trendy to prank your kid for a video, filming them opening a present on Christmas morning. Under the wrapping paper would be a console box. But the the box would end up being empty

Kids would cry and parents would laugh

It used to be very controversial. Half of people thought it was funny. Half thought it was fucked up
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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 4:00:45 PM
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My mother was one of those people. For my 16th Birthday I got a Hot wheels car and she thought it was the height of comedy. She died back in February. She wonders why she's in a box on my bookcase instead of buried with her Parents and older brother in accordance with her wishes.

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Ratchetrockon
12/25/22 4:02:17 PM
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My parents would put videogames inside of shoe boxes so I wouldn't guess what they were. Was sad when I thought i got new shoes but then happy when I saw the games

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ForsakenHermit
12/25/22 4:02:43 PM
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My brother did that to my friend one Christmas. He put an empty Halo 2 box inside a fake present box my dad put under the tree.

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