Current Events > biblical Joseph would have been heartbroken by Jesus's father claim

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Zikten
12/25/22 7:16:45 AM
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imagine your son denying you and saying his real dad is some invisible spirit.
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St0rmFury
12/25/22 7:20:42 AM
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Didn't Jesus address Mary as "woman"?

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Zikten
12/25/22 7:59:38 AM
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I thought even the first Christians believed Jesus was God's son. Wasn't that (supposedly) part of the religion from the beginning?
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ZevLoveDOOM
12/25/22 8:10:34 AM
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Joseph: "Well go to your invisible sky daddy you ungrateful fuck!"
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ElleRagu
12/25/22 8:12:50 AM
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Zikten posted...
I thought even the first Christians believed Jesus was God's son. Wasn't that (supposedly) part of the religion from the beginning?

no

there was much debate surrounding the nature of jesus, some believed he was just a man, others the son of god, still more who even thought he didn't have a physical body, etc.

many different schools of thought used to exist until they were killed off or evolved into something else entirely

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rivers
12/25/22 10:00:40 AM
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that's why an angel of the lord informed joseph that the child was conceived of the holy spirit :)

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Zikten
12/25/22 10:04:46 AM
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rivers posted...
that's why an angel of the lord informed joseph that the child was conceived of the holy spirit :)
Well he should have reacted better than blind obedience. I'd have become a jrpg hero as my response, if you get what I mean
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AlephZero
12/25/22 10:06:11 AM
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joseph was the og cuck

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ElatedVenusaur
12/25/22 10:08:24 AM
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Zikten posted...
Well he should have reacted better than blind obedience. I'd have become a jrpg hero as my response, if you get what I mean
Didn't Joseph have a wife before Mary or something? If so, he was probably in his 30s, or almost twice the maximum age for JRPG protagonists. At best he could be the gruff old man party member.

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Zikten
12/25/22 10:09:33 AM
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
Didn't Joseph have a wife before Mary or something? If so, he was probably in his 30s, or almost twice the maximum age for JRPG protagonists. At best he could be the gruff old man party member.
True. Some stories vaguely mention Jesus having brothers but it's not known if it's referring to younger kids of Mary born after Jesus, or possibly kids from Joseph's first wife
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MileyVirus0
12/25/22 10:09:56 AM
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God is evil
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Zikten
12/25/22 10:10:37 AM
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I think the church prefers the brothers are from Joseph's first wife. They don't want to believe Mary ever had sex, even later in life
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Vampire_Chicken
12/26/22 3:17:48 PM
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Probably no worse than finding out he was actually fathered by a centurion from the Judea garrison instead of God.
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