Current Events > Elon says he'll make his own phone if Twitter is banned from app stores

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refmon
11/26/22 10:54:01 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/5/AAMK_HAAD7KT.jpg

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Michael_Booth
11/26/22 10:56:35 AM
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And it will be called..... Nokia!
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Robot2600
11/26/22 10:56:44 AM
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*from the shadows, behind Google and Apple*

me: do it.

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Kakapo
11/26/22 10:58:22 AM
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Blackjack and hookers.

Except instead of blackjack and instead of Hookers its GOP grifters.

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LeCh0nk
11/26/22 10:58:42 AM
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Not even Elon Musk could think that would work...

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Flockaveli
11/26/22 10:59:21 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80249932
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Robot2600
11/26/22 11:00:11 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Not even Elon Musk could think that would work...

of course it would work. they get fucking mike lindell selling the myPhone, the only phone that can go on twitter.

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ScazarMeltex
11/26/22 11:01:49 AM
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The smartphone industry is littered with the corpses of competitors who existed long before apple and samsung got into the game. This would just be another massive money sink and loss for him.

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FortuneCookie
11/26/22 11:08:16 AM
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So, the Magaphone?
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wackyteen
11/26/22 11:10:35 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
So, the Magaphone?
Pretty sure that already exists.

Patriot Phone or something

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Heineken14
11/26/22 11:13:48 AM
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And by make, I mean I will buy a company that already exists and pretend I made it.

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Heineken14
11/26/22 11:15:15 AM
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Also lol if that dumb ass thinks half the country is going to suddenly ditch their phone and move to a new one simply for Twitter.

Also also lol at pretending half the country is conservative republican, which I guarantee that is what she is implying.

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rivers
11/26/22 11:15:20 AM
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that hypothetical scenario won't happen imo and if it does i'll install asahi linux on my macb0ok and switch to a flip phone tbh

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Nunyobidness
11/26/22 11:20:20 AM
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I laughed at the part where she mentioned snooping, as if this sleazy fucker wouldn't be gathering every little detail from the idiots who use a Musk phone.
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Prismsblade
11/26/22 11:24:06 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
Also lol if that dumb ass thinks half the country is going to suddenly ditch their phone and move to a new one simply for Twitter.

Also also lol at pretending half the country is conservative republican, which I guarantee that is what she is implying.
Weather its Stupid or not is irrelevant. If twitter ends up depatformed then he won't really have a choice.

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Jagr_68
11/26/22 11:25:13 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
of course it would work. they get fucking mike lindell selling the myPhone, the only phone that can go on twitter.

XD

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FortuneCookie
11/26/22 11:29:38 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Pretty sure that already exists.

Patriot Phone or something

Made in China
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frozenstar
11/26/22 11:34:46 AM
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So if I want the Twitter app I should DL it now?

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DipDipDiver
11/28/22 12:14:53 PM
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You bought an ElonGage didn't you
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MileyVirus0
11/28/22 12:16:31 PM
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Bond villain
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CommonJoe
11/28/22 12:16:51 PM
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Its telling that the concept of apks isn't dawning on these people.

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masterpug53
11/28/22 12:20:25 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
You bought an ElonGage didn't you

This made me realize that there's a decent chance of Musk ending up in court someday over these Twitter fuckups, and the resulting scandal / media circus being dubbed "Elongate."

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Master_Kazuya
11/28/22 12:22:51 PM
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But other major apps are/might delist their apps on Elons phone

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Alucard188
11/28/22 12:23:05 PM
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"I will make my own phone."

Translated to:

"I will buy the One Plus, slap another Android distro on it, and call it my own."

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Unsuprised_Pika
11/28/22 12:24:11 PM
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Did he put "bankruptcy" on his bucket list?

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Maze_
11/28/22 12:25:30 PM
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Musk seems to be a constant embodiment of Poes Law now where I can't tell how much is trolling and fucking around and how much is genuine narcissism/insanity.

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DrizztLink
11/28/22 12:25:57 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
"I will make my own phone."

Translated to:

"I will buy the One Plus, slap another Android distro on it, and call it my own."
Nah, he's gotta buy One Plus then immediately try to switch them to making knockoff iPhones.

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Questionmarktarius
11/28/22 12:26:55 PM
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Why not just... make the twitter website work well on mobile screens, and stop nagging about the app all the goddamn time?
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Tmaster148
11/28/22 12:28:37 PM
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Even if the twitter app is removed on the app stores, you can still access twitter via the browser.

No one is going to buy a phone for a single app. Not that Elon could even figure out how to make a quality phone.

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AzNDarkSamurai
11/28/22 12:29:57 PM
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at this point, he will never beat the big ones like Apple or Samsung so whats the point?

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Questionmarktarius
11/28/22 12:30:00 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Even if the twitter app is removed on the app stores, you can still access twitter via the browser.
Try it. Try it now.
The first thing it does is try to open an app store, and after several attempts will either show a half-broken twitter or nothing at all.

"view desktop site" is the only way around it.
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CM_Ponch
11/28/22 12:34:36 PM
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Can you imagine buying a Musk Phone and then 2 days later he fires the people who run it and you have no service for three days

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ktownslayer16
11/28/22 12:35:02 PM
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lmao wouldnt be on the market for like 5 years. Musk can fuck off

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VampireCoyote
11/28/22 12:35:21 PM
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he should make his own shut up

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Paragon21XX
11/28/22 12:39:11 PM
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Android still allows 3rd party installation of apps even if not available on the Play Store. The question one should always ask before installing an APK from the internet is "should I really?"

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Alucard188
11/28/22 12:41:38 PM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Can you imagine buying a Musk Phone and then 2 days later he fires the people who run it and you have no service for three days

Remember people buying bionic eyes, then becoming functionally blind because the company went out of business and stopped supporting their hardware?

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DrizztLink
11/28/22 12:43:01 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
Remember people buying bionic eyes, then becoming functionally blind because the company went out of business and stopped supporting their hardware?
Could be worse.

They could have sold the bionic eye feeds to advertisers.

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