Current Events > I fell asleep and dreamt about McDonald's playplaces and now I'm sad

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those were so cool, i want an adult one

wish i had recorded the ones i went to as a kid

night ce

The smell

adult play places are just better

go to one of those trampoline park joints

All those balls on ya head and face?

Up here in Massachusetts, we have Boda Borg and Level 99, which are kind of like that. More or less escape rooms mixed with physical fun. I wish my friends would go.

adults get hurt way more easily, those trampoline places have people sign waivers now because so many adults were getting back and spine injuries just from regular bouncing

VampireCoyote posted...

adults get hurt way more easily, those trampoline places have people sign waivers now because so many adults were getting back and spine injuries just from regular bouncing

It's so interesting. I mean, I am not fit at all. But all of my friends are physically beat and they are all around my age. Almost all have back-related problems too.

Me? I feel pretty energetic and it sucks because I'd likely have to hang out with people 10 years younger than me to be able to do half the things I'd want to do.

You guys remember the game system they had set up? Mine had an N64 with Pokemon Snap on it. To this day I have never witnessed a more disgusting controller. It just had like a permanent black coating of grease, dead skin, and dirt.

the ball pit was absolute chaos

Jennywentnorth8 posted...

You guys remember the game system they had set up? Mine had an N64 with Pokemon Snap on it. To this day I have never witnessed a more disgusting controller. It just had like a permanent black coating of grease, dead skin, and dirt.

Nintendo should have sent gloves for those things. Truly heinous stuff happened to those controllers.

And I saw a shirtless, shoeless bum passed out in the playplace of the last McDs I visited.

Good times.

They are shit. Literally. As a kid, I went into a third floor on one and some kid had took a dump on the floor. I tried to get out asap so I took the slide but there was shit all down the slide. I remember my parents being horrified but the rest must be erased due to trauma

Kloe_Rinz posted...

They are shit. Literally. As a kid, I went into a third floor on one and some kid had took a dump on the floor. I tried to get out asap so I took the slide but there was shit all down the slide and you can imagine what happened next. I remember my parents being horrified but the rest must be erased due to trauma

Sounds like it could be the showstopper scene for an Adam Sandler comedy. Ugh

Kloe_Rinz posted...

They are shit. Literally. As a kid, I went into a third floor on one and some kid had took a dump on the floor. I tried to get out asap so I took the slide but there was shit all down the slide and you can imagine what happened next. I remember my parents being horrified but the rest must be erased due to trauma

lmao wow. Mine was great. Probably hosted a commonwealth of diseases, but still. Climbing up the 3-floor tube slide gave me such strength and stamina.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

They are shit. Literally. As a kid, I went into a third floor on one and some kid had took a dump on the floor. I tried to get out asap so I took the slide but there was shit all down the slide and you can imagine what happened next. I remember my parents being horrified but the rest must be erased due to trauma

Oh my god I would have died. Imagine having the thought of "Not only am I going to take a shit here I am going to wipe my ass on the slide". That is nuts

SrRd_RacinG posted...

All those balls on ya head and face?

sounds like discovery zone