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g0ldie
10/06/22 5:27:31 PM
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...the Pope

https://twitter.com/breeadail/status/1577679993508974597

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AlephZero
10/06/22 5:27:52 PM
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l THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

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DrizztLink
10/06/22 5:28:40 PM
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I'm not gonna fight too hard for that guy.

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Irony
10/06/22 5:28:58 PM
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Toss him in jail. We don't want him back

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CRON
10/06/22 5:29:31 PM
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Kind of crazy how what he broke was objectively worth more than him + his entire family.

Imagine being in a situation where you understand that inanimate objects have more worth than you and your loved ones. Crazy.
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Ivynn
10/06/22 5:30:17 PM
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Irony posted...
Toss him in jail. We don't want him back


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CADE_FOSTER
10/06/22 5:30:30 PM
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Hope his ass is put in prison and fined millions for the artifacts he destroyed he makes all American tourists look like shit
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Shotgunnova
10/06/22 5:30:58 PM
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Irony posted...
Toss him in jail. We don't want him back


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LordFarquad1312
10/06/22 5:32:01 PM
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Ban Americans from the Vatican.

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Alteres
10/06/22 5:32:17 PM
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Im hoping he had grappa for the first time very recently.

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gunplagirl
10/06/22 5:32:24 PM
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Is there a shortage of cultural artifacts and research on ancient Rome?

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Zikten
10/06/22 5:33:27 PM
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I hate people who destroy artifacts
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garan
10/06/22 5:33:29 PM
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It sucks for historical purposes, but at the same time, fuck the Vatican. Bunch of evil scumbags.
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DrizztLink
10/06/22 5:33:36 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Is there a shortage of cultural artifacts and research on ancient Rome?
Does that make it okay to throw a tantrum and break artifacts?

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/06/22 5:34:09 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Ban Americans from the Vatican.
That's a over reaction.

Arrest him for the damage he's done.

Give him a life time ban to the Vatican.

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gunplagirl
10/06/22 5:35:07 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Does that make it okay to throw a tantrum and break artifacts?
Just a question, but are you familiar with the history of the Roman Catholic Church? Do I need to detail how they acquired most of their artifacts?

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CRON
10/06/22 5:35:18 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Is there a shortage of cultural artifacts and research on ancient Rome?
This literal nobody destroyed and devalued artifacts that objectively are worth more than him and his entire family. The tourist is objectively worth less than two inanimate objects. The tourist needs to be punished for this, if they haven't already.

It's just crazy how it never occurred to him that he's a living, breathing human being whose existence has no objective value compared to two old-ass statues. He should have understood his place and acted accordingly.
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Dreepapult
10/06/22 5:36:28 PM
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Honestly it's kinda hilarious. Like an extremely American story. Dude doesn't get his way so he throws a temper tantrum.

Like why would you think you can just get to see the pope? I'd imagine you need to be someone important and it's scheduled way in advance.

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Mistere_Man
10/06/22 5:38:13 PM
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I wonder what they wanted to talk about?

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DrizztLink
10/06/22 5:38:40 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Just a question, but are you familiar with the history of the Roman Catholic Church? Do I need to detail how they acquired most of their artifacts?
I'm at like a 2 out of a possible 10 for this particular artifact destruction because fuck the Church but they're still artifacts.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
10/06/22 5:38:53 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Honestly it's kinda hilarious. Like an extremely American story. Dude doesn't get his way so he throws a temper tantrum.

Like why would you think you can just get to see the pope? I'd imagine you need to be someone important and it's scheduled way in advance.

He was raised to be a giant brat.

Real adults don't act like a petulant child holding a temper tantrum when they don't get their way.

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Priere
10/06/22 5:39:39 PM
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Crucify him.

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gunplagirl
10/06/22 5:40:12 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I'm at like a 2 out of a possible 10 for this particular artifact destruction because fuck the Church but they're still artifacts.
I think that's about as close as we will agree given the artifacts in question. I'm gonna go catch a train or something. Meet you at the next random argument in a thread say, Wednesday?

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ForsakenHermit
10/06/22 5:41:57 PM
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Throw the book at him. If Italians don't take too kindly to what he did in prison, too bad.

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Tyranthraxus
10/06/22 5:45:17 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Throw the book at him. If Italians don't take too kindly to what he did in prison, too bad.

They're gonna put him on a boat to Sicily and "lose track of him"

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gunplagirl
10/06/22 5:46:34 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
They're gonna put him on a boat to Sicily and "lose track of him"
Can't forget that they'll find a way to throw a blasphemy charge at him because Italy for whatever awful reason still has such laws.

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El_Marsh
10/06/22 5:47:18 PM
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What a douchebag

The tourist sucks too

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DespondentDeity
10/06/22 5:48:03 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
What a douchebag

The tourist sucks too

ha ha

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Unknown5uspect
10/06/22 5:50:39 PM
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Tie him to a stick. Post him in front of the Vatican for a while.

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Michael_Booth
10/06/22 5:53:41 PM
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I suspect this is a cover story, and the American tourist is actually working for the Vatican on a mission to search for the Saint Graal. As the end times, are upon us.
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IfGodCouldDie
10/06/22 6:06:22 PM
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CRON posted...
This literal nobody destroyed and devalued artifacts that objectively are worth more than him and his entire family. The tourist is objectively worth less than two inanimate objects. The tourist needs to be punished for this, if they haven't already.

It's just crazy how it never occurred to him that he's a living, breathing human being whose existence has no objective value compared to two old-ass statues. He should have understood his place and acted accordingly.
I hope this is satire.

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Pitlord_Special
10/06/22 6:12:01 PM
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Imagine driving all the way from America to get a selfie with the Pope to post on your 'gram and they're just like "nope". I'd be pissed too.

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Solar_Crimson
10/06/22 6:14:31 PM
#33:


Irony posted...
Toss him in jail. We don't want him back


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Scohen
10/06/22 6:14:40 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Is there a shortage of cultural artifacts and research on ancient Rome?

what?

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Scohen
10/06/22 6:15:17 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Just a question, but are you familiar with the history of the Roman Catholic Church? Do I need to detail how they acquired most of their artifacts?

you hate the worst takes. You really need attention huh?

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shironinja
10/06/22 6:17:16 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Ban Americans from the Vatican.

This. Six months at least.

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Gobstoppers12
10/06/22 6:17:40 PM
#38:


Irony posted...
Toss him in jail. We don't want him back


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toreysback
10/06/22 6:18:02 PM
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he needed to find out if the pope shits in the woods

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Scohen
10/06/22 6:18:40 PM
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toreysback posted...
he needed to find out if the pope shits in the woods

he probably wanted to whine about abortion

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garan
10/06/22 6:28:35 PM
#41:


Endofall posted...
I mean, that dude likely had your exact mindset.


Lol, not at all. I would never be a tourist at the Vatican.
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Scohen
10/06/22 6:29:45 PM
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garan posted...
Lol, not at all. I would never be a tourist at the Vatican.

why?

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garan
10/06/22 6:31:26 PM
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Because fuck the vatican & fuck the catholic church.
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Background_Guy
10/06/22 6:39:31 PM
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The Vatican needs to give up those artifacts to a real museum. The Vatican Museum is fucking hell to walk through. Also they suck.
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ViewtifulGrave
10/06/22 6:41:46 PM
#46:


LordFarquad1312 posted...
Ban Americans from the Vatican.
Because of one idiot?

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Background_Guy
10/06/22 6:42:05 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Throw the book at him. If Italians don't take too kindly to what he did in prison, too bad.
Do you think Italian prisoners are all History PHD students or something? This is such a bizarre take.
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Scohen
10/06/22 6:45:16 PM
#48:


garan posted...
Because fuck the vatican & fuck the catholic church.

this is bigoted.

people visit Buddhist and Indian temples and mosques when traveling as tourists, its part of, you know, culture.

no, you dont have to love Aztecs to go see the pyramids, and those dudes did ritual sacrifices.

but if its the Catholic Church, people get like this. Its sad.

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ForsakenHermit
10/06/22 6:49:24 PM
#49:


Background_Guy posted...
Do you think Italian prisoners are all History PHD students or something? This is such a bizarre take.
No, but I don't think they'd take kindly to an American man throwing a tantrum at the VTican and destroying their cultural heritage.

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Background_Guy
10/06/22 6:53:47 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
No, but I don't think they'd take kindly to an American man throwing a tantrum at the VTican and destroying their cultural heritage.
"Ey there buddy, I heard you scratched the Vatican's bust of Publius Dublius from 40 BC. We don't take kindly to damagin' historically and culturally significant artifacts 'round here. Watch yer back, new guy."

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